Tushirikishane maneno uliyosikia, anadhani amekata simu kumbe unasikia

[Infopaedia]

Kuna yale maneno ya mwisho hutokea unayasikia kwa bahati mbaya. Mwenzio anajua amekata simu kumbe bado iko hewani. Au anakosa subira na kuyaongea kidole kikielekea kukata simu.

Nilipigiwa simu na shangazi yangu. Tukaongea, then akaniambia hana hela ya sukari. Nikasema, nitakutumia shangazi.

Kumaliza kuongea tukaagana. Ila kwa mbali nikasikia anasema "shenzi kabisa, nilishika mavi yako kukutawaza." Dah!!! Sikutegemea.

 

[Mad Max]

Me nilipokea haraka haraka yaani nilikua na cm mkononi ile anapiga ata haijaita nikawa nimepokea.

Nasikia "uwa hapokeagi simu uyu.. anadharau tokea apate kazi.."

 

[Infopaedia]

Me nilipokea haraka haraka yaani nilikua na cm mkononi ile anapiga ata haijaita nikawa nimepokea.

Nasikia "uwa hapokeagi simu uyu.. anadharau tokea apate kazi.."

Pole. Hahahahaaaa!!!

 

[Msanii]

Kuna yale maneno ya mwisho hutokea unayasikia kwa bahati mbaya. Mwenzio anajua amekata simu kumbe bado iko hewani. Au anakosa subira na kuyaongea kidole kikielekea kukata simu.

Nilipigiwa simu na shangazi yangu. Tukaongea, then akaniambia hana hela ya sukari. Nikasema, nitakutumia shangazi. Kumaliza kuongea tukaagana. Ila kwa mbali nikasikia anasema "shenzi kabisa, nilishika mavi yako kukutawaza." Dah!!! Sikutegemea.

Hahahahah
Ndo ukome.

Vumilia ndo ukubwa huo

 

[princess ariana]

Niliwahi kumsimanga mtu na mama dakika 15 nzima kumbe hajakata simu.
Alisikia kila kitu nioijiskia vibaya sitasahau

 

[kunyenge]

Nilikuwa na shida nikampigia simu mjomba wangu, akajua nimekata kumbe bado nikasikia wanaongea na mkewe ,tumpe mtoto wetu akawe wakuosha vyombo....

Nilimpigia saa hiyo hiyo tena nikamwambia nimewasikia...ila nilijisikia vibaya sana wao kuongea vile sikupenda.

 

[atlas copco]

Niliwahi kumsimanga mtu na mama dakika 15 nzima kumbe hajakata simu.
Alisikia kila kitu nioijiskia vibaya sitasahau

Ukome na Muache umbea[emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Accumen Mo]

Wanangu mmi kanipigia simu nikapokea " we chizi uko wapi naibika hapa nitumie Chochote kwa tigopesa na fanya fasta fala wewe" nikamwambia "haya siburia kidogo"

Nikashusha simu nasikia yeye hajakata bado anaamiwa watu ila anaonekana yupo club anasema " HUYU NDO MWANANGU WENGI MIYEYESHO NAMKUBALI SANA "

 

[Memtata]

Daaah

Kuna manzi yangu tulipomaliza kuongea akaanza kuniongelea kwa wenzake 'huyu mwanaume ana manywele marefu mapajani hadi miguuni km nyaaani...'

Daaah niliamua kukata tu simu

Madem zangu wanajifanyaga 'mazuri haya!'. Mi moyoni hujisemea 'maninaa moyoni una lako'.

Sema dem mmoja sikumoja amelewa akanichana wakati akinipapasa akaropoka 'duh! Kama majani!' 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Demi]

Daaah

Kuna manzi yangu tulipomaliza kuongea akaanza kuniongelea kwa wenzake 'huyu mwanaume ana manywele marefu mapajani hadi miguuni km nyaaani...'

Daaah niliamua kukata tu simu

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 loh nimecheka balaa

 

[Infopaedia]

Daaah

Kuna manzi yangu tulipomaliza kuongea akaanza kuniongelea kwa wenzake 'huyu mwanaume ana manywele marefu mapajani hadi miguuni km nyaaani...'

Daaah niliamua kukata tu simu

Hahahahahaaaaa!!! Umezidisha mtibwa mkuu!!

 

[Edo kissy]

Madem zangu wanajifanyaga 'mazuri haya!'. Mi moyoni hujisemea 'maninaa moyoni una lako'.

Sema dem mmoja sikumoja amelewa akanichana wakati akinipapasa akaropoka 'duh! Kama majani!' 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Demi]

Wene manywele marefu tunasemwa sana kumbe

Hakuna asiyesemwa hata uweje utasemwa tu

 

[Kiteitei]

baada ya kuomba nimtumie elfu 50 anaumwa,kwenye back ground nasikia huyu fala tuu hachomoi subiria tukale bata.....alikula barn mazima.....

 

[dronedrake]

Me nilipokea haraka haraka yaani nilikua na cm mkononi ile anapiga ata haijaita nikawa nimepokea.

Nasikia "uwa hapokeagi simu uyu.. anadharau tokea apate kazi.."

hahahahahaha

 

[dronedrake]

"shenzi kabisa, nilishika mavi yako kukutawaza."

hahahahaha

 

[Demi]

Kumbe na
Wewe umesemwa nini tujuze

Aisee nasemwa sana sana, mambo ya kijinga hadi nafurahi mwenyewe. Basi nawafanyia makusudi ili wasikose cha kuongea

 

[Depal]

Wene manywele marefu tunasemwa sana kumbe

Si mnyoe

 

[Maghayo]

mpwayungu village ngu village

 

[Demi]

Kusemwa sio vibaya pia inakujenga ila daah

Ila sijawahi msikia mtu akinisema kwenye simu