Twitter: Kenya Vs Tz (Battle)

[holygrail]

Wewe na shimo la matako ni ki2 moja

Hahaha dah ALSHABABU SI WATU WAZURI

 

[gwa myetu]

Si unajua wakenya tuko busy tukijadili mada pale Twitter na WaTZ wako busy wakiupload picha za matako kwenye Instagram. Wakati wenu hatuna. Mtatutambua nyie! Usifikiri Twitter ni JF mahali pana wakenya kama kumi. Mahenga walinena, Usipofunzwa na mamako, utafunzwa na ulimwengu

Bora hao kina Gigy waonyeshe matako maana wanayo ya kuvutia kuliko wasichana wa kenya sijui wataonyesha picha gani insta maana matako meusi kama pipa la chang'aa, sura zao sasa ....

 

[Culture Me]

Mmmh! is this a joke or serious?

 

[Jaslaws]

Iyo story yote ya nini sasa...kama Hamna time mko busy kwa nini uchumi yenu bado chini

Iko chini ukitulinganisha na nani!?wakenya bwana matajiri hawajisemi let me appreciate on a free conscious, kwann mnatumia nguvu kubwa kutuaminisha kwamba you guys are far away from TZ when it comes to economic status!?mbona no body disputes on Nigeria,Ghana Ethiopia ama southafrica's economies why you!??yani nyie ujinga wa kwenye twitter mpaka magazeti yenu yanaandika,I give u time kuna siku mkenya humu jukwaani atakuja na the likes of hayo magazeti kama reference!!no wonder you poor people bado mko colonised to date...emancipate yourselves from mental slavery kwanza, ndo mkuje huku tuzungumze!!mtajiona waingereza mpka lini!?be proud of your Kikuyu,kijaruo ama any of your native!!eti mnakaa mnajisifia kiingereza seriously!!?pumbavu kabisa and you wanted us to win that stupid battle!?ama kweli kwenye nchi ya vipofu chongo ndo huwa mfalme!!

 

[COLLOH-MZII RELOADED]

Iko chini ukitulinganisha na nani!?wakenya bwana matajiri hawajisemi let me appreciate on a free conscious, kwann mnatumia nguvu kubwa kutuaminisha kwamba you guys are far away from TZ when it comes to economic status!?mbona no body disputes on Nigeria,Ghana Ethiopia ama southafrica's economies why you!??yani nyie ujinga wa kwenye twitter mpaka magazeti yenu yanaandika,I give u time kuna siku mkenya humu jukwaani atakuja na the likes of hayo magazeti kama reference!!no wonder you poor people bado mko colonised to date...broke those chains of mental slavery ndo mkuje huku tuzungumze!!mtajiona waingereza mpka lini!?be proud of your Kikuyu,kijaruo ama any of your native!!eti mnakaa mnajisifia kiingereza seriously!!?pumbavu kabisa and you wanted us to win that stupid battle!?ama kweli kwenye nchi ya vipofu chongo ndo huwa mfalme!!

Si wakenya ndio wanacalculate GDP ni World bank..na wao ndio u calculate ya Tanzania pia...so rudi shule ukasome ukitaka karo useme nikutumie

 

[Jaslaws]

Ukabila hautusumbui. Sisi twashangaa mbona bado mnawaua binadamu kwa sababu ya rangi yao i.e. albino na hata kuwala.


Annael kajaribu kupigana pale Twitter but upungufu wake wa lugha [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Mmetufikia wapi?

Largest betting company in Africa - Sportpesa
Largest Telco in East and Central Africa by Market Cap - Safaricom
Largest 3 banks in East Africa are all Kenyan
Largest supermarkets in East and Central Africa - All Kenyan.
Largest malls - Kenya
Largest economy - Kenya
Most industries in EA - Kenya

Huko Tanzania makampuni za Kenya hata zinawaajiri...lahaula!!!! [emoji23] [emoji23]

Tokomea mbali

He he nguo ya kuazima haistili matako,them being in Kenya doesn't mean they are owned by Kenyans,you got all big companies,huge building,almost all un agencies hq's are in kenya,but still you dudes are still swimming in tides of poverty...jaribuni kuvaa viatu vyetu and tell us where u could be today!?? We men we stand on our on two feet,ninyi ndo maana your still in chains of your masters(British) you can not even have your own stands,mtakaa na huyo spoonfeeding mpka lini!?no wonder a fool like kibaki was once your president..

 

[game over]

Sasa nani colonized. Sisi ndio tunaongoza ama kumilika makampuni kubwa kubwa humo nchini mwenu.

We colonize you dummies

And yet you die of hunger.

 

[Jaslaws]

Si wakenya ndio wanacalculate GDP ni World bank..na wao ndio u calculate ya Tanzania pia...so rudi shule ukasome ukitaka karo useme nikutumie

Hahaha "world bank" mental slavery again!!bado una prove how silly your,and what does that GDP has to do with your life!?does it bring toilets in homes of those who live in mathare ama kibera!?does it take unga in Mandela!??your mentally retarded my friend..!!jitafakari we mburula.

 

[mkenya254]

Iko chini ukitulinganisha na nani!?wakenya bwana matajiri hawajisemi let me appreciate on a free conscious, kwann mnatumia nguvu kubwa kutuaminisha kwamba you guys are far away from TZ when it comes to economic status!?mbona no body disputes on Nigeria,Ghana Ethiopia ama southafrica's economies why you!??yani nyie ujinga wa kwenye twitter mpaka magazeti yenu yanaandika,I give u time kuna siku mkenya humu jukwaani atakuja na the likes of hayo magazeti kama reference!!no wonder you poor people bado mko colonised to date...broke those chains of mental slavery ndo mkuje huku tuzungumze!!mtajiona waingereza mpka lini!?be proud of your Kikuyu,kijaruo ama any of your native!!eti mnakaa mnajisifia kiingereza seriously!!?pumbavu kabisa and you wanted us to win that stupid battle!?ama kweli kwenye nchi ya vipofu chongo ndo huwa mfalme!!

Wacha ujinga.


Unasoma gazetti, The Citizen, linalomilikiwa na kampuni ya Kenya.

Haya ukimaliza hapo unaenda kununua vitu katika supermarket ya Uchumi au Nakumatt ambazo ni za Kenya.

Kisha watumia benki la Kenya.

Vitu unavyonunua hata visivyo vya Kenya vina headquarters hapa Kenya kwa hivyo pesa zapitia humu mwetu. E.g. Google EA, Microsoft EA, Unilever etc

Halafu unabet kwa betting site ya Kenya, Sportpesa.

Unafunzwa na mwalimu mkenya shuleni.

Ukinunua simiti unanunua kutoka Dangote(Nigeria) ama Bamburi or ARM which are Kenyan

Ukinunua rangi ya kupaka nyumba unanunua from Crown Paints ambayo ni kampuni ya Kenya.


According to Ngunjiri, there are 48 Kenyan companies in Tanzania, 30 of which are engaged in manufacturing activities, financial tourism, natural resources and the service sector, among other things. The country is the second largest investor after the U.K.

Sisi tukitoa pesa humo nchini duni lenu Keisha nyinyi [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Jameni hata ni upinzani upi unataka kuleta [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Nyinyi ni kama watoto wetu.

Some of the best hotel chains in Tanzania are Kenyan e.g. Serena.

 

[the viking]

He he nguo ya kuazima haistili matako,them being in Kenya doesn't mean they are owned by Kenyans,you got all big companies,huge building,almost all un agencies hq's are in kenya,but still you dudes are still swimming in tides of poverty...jaribuni kuvaa viatu vyetu and tell us where u could be today!?? We men we stand on our on two feet,ninyi ndo maana your still in chains of your masters(British) you can not even have your own stands,mtakaa na huyo spoonfeeding mpka lini!?no wonder a fool like kibaki was once your president..

wee bwana..tafadhari mdogo wangu..heshima si utumwa..hamna haja ya kumtusi huyo mzee maana hana uhusiano wowote na haya malumbano..nyie endeleeni na ushindani lakini wachana na mzee kibaki hayamhusu haya

 

[COLLOH-MZII RELOADED]

Hahaha "world bank" mental slavery again!!bado una prove how silly your,and what does that GDP has to do with your life!?does it bring toilets in homes of those who live in mathare ama kibera!?does it take unga in Mandela!??your mentally retarded my friend..!!jitafakari we mburula.

We are talking about economy here dude so u can give us your own measure on economy that States Tz is above KE

 

[mkenya254]

He he nguo ya kuazima haistili matako,them being in Kenya doesn't mean they are owned by Kenyans,you got all big companies,huge building,almost all un agencies hq's are in kenya,but still you dudes are still swimming in tides of poverty...jaribuni kuvaa viatu vyetu and tell us where u could be today!?? We men we stand on our on two feet,ninyi ndo maana your still in chains of your masters(British) you can not even have your own stands,mtakaa na huyo spoonfeeding mpka lini!?no wonder a fool like kibaki was once your president..

Sawa our masters are British but our companies have invested over $3bn dollars in Tanzania. Sisi ndio masters wenu [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[mkenya254]

He he nguo ya kuazima haistili matako,them being in Kenya doesn't mean they are owned by Kenyans,you got all big companies,huge building,almost all un agencies hq's are in kenya,but still you dudes are still swimming in tides of poverty...jaribuni kuvaa viatu vyetu and tell us where u could be today!?? We men we stand on our on two feet,ninyi ndo maana your still in chains of your masters(British) you can not even have your own stands,mtakaa na huyo spoonfeeding mpka lini!?no wonder a fool like kibaki was once your president..

Usimtusi Kibaki. He brought free primary school education ndio maana Wakenya si wapumbavu kama waTZ. Ndio maana hata Magufuli ndio apewe deal lazima ambembelezane. Hata conference haendi kwa sababu kuelewa Kiingereza ni shida [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Jaslaws]

Sasa Kenyan kampany being in Tanzania is that a crime!!?tell the to go back!too bad most of the companies you have mentioned are owned by Europeans and Asians,them making Kenya has their head quarters doesn't make them kenyan,ujinga umewatawala sana that's why in this centuary your people bado wanaugua kwashakoo,so u mentioned also dangote is a Kenyan right... I think even kanye west is originally from Kenya..sure he is!!

 

[mkenya254]

Sasa Kenyan kampany being in Tanzania is that a crime!!?tell the to go back!too bad most of the companies you have mentioned are owned by Europeans and Asians,them making Kenya has their head quarters doesn't make them kenyan,ujinga umewatawala sana that's why in this centuary your people bado wanaugua kwashakoo,so u mentioned also dangote is a Kenyan right... I think even kanye west is originally from Kenya..sure he is!!

Black Kenyans have very significant shareholding in all the companies I have mentioned above. Wacha ujinga na urudi kazini ututengenezee pesa jinga hili

 

[Jaslaws]

Sawa our masters are British but our companies have invested over $3bn dollars in Tanzania. Sisi ndio masters wenu [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Ujinga umekutawala wallah,hakuna kampuni ya mkenya hapa TZ,we have only companies registered in Kenya get your facts right prezzo!!and just to remind you hakuna mtanzania anawish kuwa mkenya but you Kenyans do,ukibisha nakutajia and I will only mention ma cereb wenu achilia mbali machokolaa kama wewe!!

 

[mkenya254]

Ujinga umekutawala wallah,hakuna kampuni ya mkenya hapa TZ,we have only companies registered in Kenya get your facts right prezzo!!and just to remind you hakuna mtanzania anawish kuwa mkenya but you Kenyans do,ukibisha nakutajia and I will only mention ma cereb wenu achilia mbali machokolaa kama wewe!!

Hakuna mkenya anataka kua Mtanzania. Tunaona upumbavu na uvivu huko so tunakuja kutengeneza pesa humo [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Ati hakuna kampuni ya mkenya huko Tz? Hizo nimekutajia unafikiria ni kampuni za bepari ********?

 

[Jaslaws]

Black Kenyans have very significant shareholding in all the companies I have mentioned above. Wacha ujinga na urudi kazini ututengenezee pesa jinga hili

I got shares with vodocom too,should I go in south Africa and Bragg that vodacom is mine!??shenzi kabisa,you mentioned about making money!!naweza nisifanye kazi na nikakulisha kuanzia kwako,bibi yako watoto mpka nyanya wako for the next 20 years..we Ni kula na kwenda msalani tu!!

 

[mkenya254]

I got shares with vodocom too,should I go in south Africa and Bragg that vodacom is mine!??shenzi kabisa,you mentioned about making money!!naweza nisifanye kazi na nikakulisha kuanzia kwako,bibi yako watoto mpka nyanya wako for the next 20 years..we Ni kula na kwenda msalani tu!!

Kwanza tumia mama yako pesa ukitumia MPESA iliyoanzishwa Kenya asile Albino

 

[Jaslaws]

Hakuna mkenya anataka kua Mtanzania. Tunaona upumbavu na uvivu huko so tunakuja kutengeneza pesa humo [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Ati hakuna kampuni ya mkenya huko Tz? Hizo nimekutajia unafikiria ni kampuni za bepari ********?

Haha kampuni ya TZ ije kufanya nini kenya?unafikiria Ni fashion kuwa na kumpuni Nje,our companies,might not be in Kenya but in they are in other countries, ama kwenu that's illegal,after all most of the companies masoko hao wanawatosha hapa we have enough population to utilize!!