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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
[emoji117][emoji117][emoji117]A man brings his best friend home for dinner at 7.30pm after work. He hadn't announced to his wife so she was very upset.

His wife begins screaming at him in front of his friend; and his friend is sitting there looking shocked.

Wife: "The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?"

Husband: "Because he is thinking of getting married and I promised him a live demonstration!"

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Dah!
 
SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Acha vitisho. Jifunze kuwakaribisha watu kwa Mungu kwa upendo kwa sababu ni upendo na karama za Mungu pekee ndivyo vina nguvu ya kufanya hivyo. Vitisho, dharau, makaripio, condemnation bila upendo ni kazi bure na unaweza ukajikuta unafanya kazi ya shetani huku ukidhani kuwa unamfanyia kazi The I Am God the Almighty....

By the way jina lake daima huanza na herufi kubwa. Huyo m'mungu pengine unazungumzia vimiungu vya Misri huko, Roma, Ugriki ya kale au kabila lenu. Blessings....
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Hahahha majibu mubashara
 
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