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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Gold is valuable simply because we decided it is.

 

[carbamazepine]

Hatutakaa tukosane hata siku moja japo jana ulinitingisha sana [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ila si unaona leo mapenzi yamekuwa mapya,yaani ile kama ndo mmeonana kwa mara ya kwanza

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on

 

[andjul]

Andaeitini wa nini tena mkuu? Nina amani sana leo sitaki purukushani kabisa. Perceiving things at a cosmic level today...and you are talking about Andaeitiini?

Kwema lakini?

Kwema kabisa mkuu

 

[carbamazepine]

Pole yatapita ila kuwa mvumilivu tu. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Ndio ukomae sasa si kulia lia.

Yaani nimekomaa hadi utumbo basi tu kulia kawaida[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Give a spider a fly, it eats for a day. Teach a spider to fly and suddenly you’re Satan.

 

[carbamazepine]

Safi kabisa hadi ukimbie jf.

Soon yani hata usiwaze[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Joseverest]

nashukuru mkuu wamerudisha niliwa pm

Hongera mkuu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I feel like bachelor parties would be better suited for freshly divorced men.

 

[carbamazepine]

Carba aliwaomba mods wafute huu huu uzi kweli

Mimi??
Akhu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

“Respect your elders” is just an adult term for “I was here first”

 

[andjul]

Are you guys calling me?

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ila si unaona leo mapenzi yamekuwa mapya,yaani ile kama ndo mmeonana kwa mara ya kwanza

Hayo ni matokeo ya ushauri wako wa jana. Ulinishauri nianze kubembeleza badala ya kulalamika tu. Ndicho nilichofanya; na kwa vile malkia wangu ni mwelewa sana tuliamua tuanze upya. Yaani ni Rahatupu kwa kweli. Asante sana shemeji!!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sijui hata yuko wapi yaani EPL iishe tu kwakweli maana....

Aangalie sana. Uzi huu si salama tena. Naona kaYego tayari kameshafika na shehena ya Roses. Kako rede olo ze taimu. Hatari sana !!!

 

[andjul]

jakitoo wasu! [emoji23][emoji23]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sipati picha atakapo ipeleka zawadi ya vimaua maua kwa Shimba..

Afadhali tu nikae kimya kwa kweli [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[andjul]

Haka ka SYB leo ni kama kamefunga lemba la jakitoo! Ingawa sijapiga bapa lakini sielewi elewi hapa! [emoji56][emoji56]

Kama kawaida yako [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

Hayo ni matokeo ya ushauri wako wa jana. Ulinishauri nianze kubembeleza badala ya kulalamika tu. Ndicho nilichofanya; na kwa vile malkia wangu ni mwelewa sana tuliamua tuanze upya. Yaani ni Rahatupu kwa kweli. Asante sana shemeji!!!

Mbarikiwe

 

[andjul]

Hakamatwi mtu ugoni hapa! Nimestuka! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Vimaua haujabeba leo?