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Yegomasika
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Aleyo lolo gashi abhasukuma batopandikile gete abhanyana bhenabha! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1550][emoji1550][emoji1550]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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*serikali ingetangaza kila mtu amsajili mpenzi wake alienae ingekua kimbembe kwani computer ingetoa majibu kama haya NDUGU MTEJA SAMAHANI MPENZI UNAYEMSAJILI AMEKWISHA SAJILIWA NA MTU MWINGINE TAFADHALI JARIBU MPENZI MWINGNE*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] natoka kdg ntarud[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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*Maturity is not when you exit a group because people are discussing nonsense in it. Maturity is when you introduce tangible topics of discussion and engage members.* *Those who pretend to be mature by exiting groups later live lonely lives wishing to be added. This decision is usually triggered by Inferiority complex and the desire to feel wanted and missed.*
*That is not a solution. Be active like the rest and embrace diversity. A group must contain the funny, the holy, the soccer pundits, stupid, the intellectuals, the rich and the joyriders*
*Just learn to coexist among your peers.*
*That is not a solution. Be active like the rest and embrace diversity. A group must contain the funny, the holy, the soccer pundits, stupid, the intellectuals, the rich and the joyriders*
*Just learn to coexist among your peers.*
carbamazepine
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Ulivyokuwa mdogo sasa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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*Hadithi hadithi...*
Siku moja sisimizi alimtongoza tembo. Tembo akamhurumia sisimizi akamwambia, "jamani huoni size yako? Huwezi kitu". Sisimizi akasisitiza, mpaka tembo alipomkubali. Sisimizi ilibidi asafiri siku nzima kutoka kwenye kichwa cha tembo hadi eneo la mkia ambapo angeanza kazi. Sisimizi alianza kufanya mapenzi. Tembo kwa kawaida yake huwa wakati wote hupigapiga masikio. Basi kila tembo anapopigapiga masikio yake, sisimizi alimtuliza akisema, "pole mpenzi, nimekuumiza?"
Siku moja sisimizi alimtongoza tembo. Tembo akamhurumia sisimizi akamwambia, "jamani huoni size yako? Huwezi kitu". Sisimizi akasisitiza, mpaka tembo alipomkubali. Sisimizi ilibidi asafiri siku nzima kutoka kwenye kichwa cha tembo hadi eneo la mkia ambapo angeanza kazi. Sisimizi alianza kufanya mapenzi. Tembo kwa kawaida yake huwa wakati wote hupigapiga masikio. Basi kila tembo anapopigapiga masikio yake, sisimizi alimtuliza akisema, "pole mpenzi, nimekuumiza?"
carbamazepine
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Kumbe ulionekana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Yegoooo! Wabeja nkoyi. Lalaga na mhola ya ng'wa Seba [emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120]
carbamazepine
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Shishi beibe
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Kwema shemeji? Naona umejidamka asubuhi na mapema. Ulilala vizuri?
carbamazepine
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Kwema,narudi kulala tena[emoji42][emoji42][emoji42][emoji42]
Nilikuja kukutakia usiku mwema