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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day.

The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girls panty in the car.

She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming. Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What's this?

The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you've just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of pounds. She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey please forgive me, God will bring another one!`

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Do not laugh alone try and put a little smile on someone

 

[Cole Williams]

Yaan jana alifurah sana akasahau na jumong ilipo

Eti jumong we mpole sana ujue

COLEWORLDLOVESYOU

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

At your free time go google the word "Basto" turn on the images come thank me later... Mpesa line 0708355222

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

26th Oct Should Just be Declared National Athletics Day!
Voters will run, The People will run, IEBC Officials will run, Ballot boxes will run, The Police will run, The Media will run, Everybody will be running both the short and long races!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I went to visit my girlfriend yesterday at night in her house.
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As usual I threw some jokes
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And a guy under the bed laughed
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Surely[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Eti jumong we mpole sana ujue

COLEWORLDLOVESYOU

Kabisa upole wa kimataifa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You deserve every single syllable of "Putangina mo"

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The "Pinky Promise" originally meant that the person who breaks the promise must cut off their pinky finger.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

No turning back [emoji18]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dont wait for anything that will not wait for you.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I wish not to tell you how I feel
I choose silence so that you leave kiss me goodbye and set me free.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you payt me, I payt you too.


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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Any day above ground is a good day. Before you complain about anything, be thankful for your life and the things that are still going well.
- My quote for today [emoji18] Thank you.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you cannot find a reason to be grateful for today, be grateful for you have the sky.
- you have me [emoji6][emoji23]charot

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The sadest part of love life is when you cannot live with and without the one you love.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I know there were no guaratnees. No way of knowing what came next for me, or him, or anything. Some things dont last forever, but some things do. Like a great song, or a good book, or a good memory you can take out and unfold in your darkest times, pressing down the corners and peering close, hoping you still see the person you see there. That was the thing, you just never knew. Right now, though, I wanted not to think forward or backward, but only to lose myself in the words.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hi Babe.


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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I had enough darling. I'm hurt.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I don’t have the guts to confront her

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Get yourself a friend that knows you well

Ulan