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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Kenyan supreme court has urgently ordered repeat of Christmas on 3rd &4th January becoz it was not well conducted in 15 counties where people slaughtered ducks and rabbits instead of goats and cows as recommended in article 791 2b of the stomach and digestion act of 2017. [emoji23][emoji23]*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Watu kijijini wanastruggle kulisha mbuzi na kuku the whole year na wewe uko mjini unalisha slay queens alafu December uko na guts za kwenda kijijini uchinje mbuzi ama kuku???no it doesnt work that way kila mtu achinje chenye amekuwa akilisha[emoji23]

 

[Gordita]

Watu kijijini wanastruggle kulisha mbuzi na kuku the whole year na wewe uko mjini unalisha slay queens alafu December uko na guts za kwenda kijijini uchinje mbuzi ama kuku???no it doesnt work that way kila mtu achinje chenye amekuwa akilisha[emoji23]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sasa uyu Pastor aliniambia 2017 will be my year nimfanyie nini wakubwa?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mathematics Is like
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The earth is moving at a speed X... A train is moving directly congruent to it.... Find the mass of the sun...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The crowd that will be hopelessly broke in January is right now 'threatening' us in the village with 'big English' from their noses. They are ordering rare drinks in village kiosks :"mko na Singleton?" Hamna? Na Glenlivet?.. Uko na Agent ya Bank of Africa?..Ghai! .na western union

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Na kama wewe ni mwanaume na ukipanda ama ukishuka stairs hurukagi tatu tatu 2018 uende Ku register na UWT

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Fisi ni mnyama ambaye habagui nyama

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

GOVERNOR SONKO
" I wish you a merry Christmas and a PREVIOUS new year. "

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mvuta bangi aliuliza mlaji miraa india ni mbali na kenya?' Mlaji miraa akamjibu 'sidhani juu kuna mhindi mi hufanya kazi naye hukuja na bike daily'[emoji23][emoji23][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Some girls be thinking they are "wifey material" just because they don't drink alcohol

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nataka kuspank waiter mwingine hapa alafu nirushwe nje.........njaro ya kutoroka bill

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Ukiona kuna auntie ameanza kuhesabu watu na lips kwa family gathering ii XMAS jua chapati zimekua kidogo.*[emoji322][emoji322]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Barack Obama: Black
Martin Luther: Black
Raila Odinga : Black
Uhuru Kenyatta : Drunk

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

May your festive season be punctuated with revachism whose magnoliquence can only be theatropistically analysed by the use of reminiscent exacerbation. I hope you dont mind my apostacy. I know your arquistic impedance might not engulf this kind of debauched pedagogy because of its repuginatious tolecentrism.

*I believe English was compulsory at all your schools! Merry Christmas and Happy New year*

 

[ho chi minh]

Nahisi huyu jamaa atakuwepo hahahaha habari yako

Pole sana kichwa kichafu kwa rufaa yako kushinda,
Hata hivyo jitahidi usirudie tena hayo makosa!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

That act of ladies Borrowing Dresses To Come And Meet A Guy Who Has Also Borrowed A Room Should End this 2017. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Thugs broke in a man's house in Nyeri and beat him up, stripped him naked and tied him on a tree in his compound. Next day when the neighbors untied him, he immediately ran after his calf and beat it to death. When asked why he did that, his response was "nilifungwa Na wakora alafu haka kajinga kakafikiria Mimi Ni mama yake, kameninyonya usiku mzima


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[myoyambendi]

siku inakimbia,,,,

 

[myoyambendi]

amani iendeleee...2018