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[myoyambendi]

upendo udumu...2018

 

[myoyambendi]

uzalendo wetu uendelee...2018

 

[myoyambendi]

bado siku 3 tuombe uzima

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Babu yangu kachukua sigara yangu niliyochanganya na bhangi sahii namuona anajipiga selfie na calculater*

Wazazi wangu wanasema ni uzee
Sijui niwaambie ukweli[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kama ww umewahi chelewa shuleni ujifiche kwa choo na husikii hta harufu marry xmass[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wageni wa Christmas home..safari hii kuna vitu nimekataa..
1. Sipandi miti kuchuna avocado..
2. Situmwi credit bila "za macho.."
3. Sibebi mtoto wa mtu na wheelbarrow..
4. Sioshei mtu gari..
5. Nikitumwa place, nisifuatwe na kamjesh au kikosi cha watoto.
6. Swali ya "utaoa lini" sijibu..
7. Socks zangu hazitapanguza viatu za watu.
8. Tshirts zenye mnaletanga huku zikishaakua baggy, sichukui.
9. Sichemshii mtu chakula au chai..huku tunatumia makara-wave.
10. Maji yangu ya kuoga ikichemka, tusisumbuane ukitaka kuitumia uoge mbele yangu.
LAST TIME MLINIBEBA UFALA SANA..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies will hurt you in a relationship until you become a motivational speaker [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mgonjwa hupewa dawa....je mdaku hupewa nini?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Why do girls have to ask “Are u sure?” Every time they are told “I love you”. So if am lying, U expect me to come clean and say “I just want to get into your pants”?? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji124]He starts by saying you are SEXY..then he remove 'Y' and have SEX with you, after that he runs away with 'S' then he calls you my EX
Dont argue with me...

This is BODMAS[emoji23][emoji4]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A study has shown that having sex once a week will increase your lifespan by 2yrs ... By my calculations some of u here are already immortals [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

May Your Xmas be free from Quagmire..Let it be Adoriferous, full of rampant cockistocracy, aggravated by the vitality of perambolity with the plumage of decapitation so that the new year will be congruental in as far as the mototiplity is concerned..
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I hope English was compulsory at your school...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions, But they do not all pop at the same time..My fellow youth never compete with anyone in your life ,your time will come.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Always wanted to remind my grandma that am all grown till I realized she call my dad my boy‍♂

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Leo nmepita church kucheki rehearsal ya drama ya birth of jesus christ alafu eti napata x wangu ndio virgin Mary[emoji16][emoji28][emoji28][emoji23]
Nmerudi home juu akili yangu naiamini sana
Mtaacha kuchezea neno la mungu.
# Harroooo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Uko kitanda unanyandua dame halafu anakuuliza kama unampenda .ni kama wewe ni mwenda wazimu ulale na adui. Pokea kigongi maswali utajibu kwa reception![emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hii blender iko sawa naweka ugali na maji brrrrrrr inakuwa uji[emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[cocochanel]

ISIS alipotelea wapi?
Nikichungulia humu huwa simuoni.

 

[TEAM 666]