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[Cole Williams]

If yu and your bae are ugly thts not a relationship you are both practicing witchcraft
COAST PROVERB

Bro bro

 

[mzee wa liver]

Utakuwa unakuta akaunti zimeshaungua...

Siwezi unguza account mkuu kuna stop loss na take profit ukitumia hiyo kitu utaunguzaje account mkuu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hatimaye mpagani kuzikwa na kanisa, njaa si kitu cha kispoti spoti. Tafuteni hela mpate heshima kwenye nyumba za ibada

Sijui huko kwenu kukoje. Huku kwetu siku hizi usipokuwa na pesa ni afadhali tu hata usiende. Yanayotendeka na kinyume kabisa na mwanzilishi wetu Alivyotaka...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mi nilikutana naye uzi furani nikishangaa sana, maana alinimwagia likes za kishindo. Nikaja mbio mbio huku nikidhani ametupia zile picha zake, kumbe hayupo

AMUN RA [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Pole ila usikate tamaa ndo maisha yalivyo

Kuna saa kanisa linapindisha sheria kwa sababu ya watu fulani

Inakatisha tamaa wacha tutafute fedha tu hizi dini zinazingua cha muhimu naamini Mungu namwabudu yeye tu Almighty God

 

[carbamazepine]

Nyakati zinabadilika [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ndo raha ya kupata mwanaume anayejua kupika

 

[mzee wa liver]

Pole ila usikate tamaa ndo maisha yalivyo

Kuna saa kanisa linapindisha sheria kwa sababu ya watu fulani

Inakatisha tamaa wacha tutafute fedha tu hizi dini zinazingua cha muhimu naamini Mungu namwabudu yeye tu Almighty God

 

[mzee wa liver]

Pole ila usikate tamaa ndo maisha yalivyo

Kuna saa kanisa linapindisha sheria kwa sababu ya watu fulani

Inakatisha tamaa wacha tutafute fedha tu hizi dini zinazingua cha muhimu naamini Mungu namwabudu yeye tu Almighty God

 

[Cole Williams]

Mathematics

 

[moudgulf]

Likes za jumapili

 

[moudgulf]

Likes za nguvu

 

[moudgulf]

Likes za kishindo

 

[moudgulf]

Likes bila malkia wetu mpendwa ISIS

 

[mzee wa liver]

Niliacha kuangalia BONGO MOVIE tu pale demu alipopigwa risasi ya kichwa akiwa anaendesha gari huku akiwa katika speed kali sanaa af akapunguza mwendo akapaki pembeni ndo akafa[emoji3][emoji23][emoji16]

Sasa ujakutana na kisa jini anavuka barabara anaangalia kushoto na kulia au majambazi wanakwenda kuvamia nyumba wanavua viatu nje[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[moudgulf]

Marais wawili wa taifa jirani kukutana kuangalia namna ya kushirikiana kuongoza nchi hiyo kwa zamu ya miezi sits sita. Habari kamili tembelea uzi wa likes

 

[mzee wa liver]

560k bado speed ni supersonic

 

[mzee wa liver]

Since Buhari is the most mentioned name in Nigeria dis year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary. like Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses 2. to make complete, worse, unbearable. e.g "please don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify process. Adjective : e.g how was your exam? it was Buharific[emoji23][emoji12]

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[moudgulf]

Tembelea uzi wa likes angalau mara 4 kwa siku ili kuimarisha afya yako ya akili

 

[mzee wa liver]

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[moudgulf]

Gonga likes angalau page mia moja kwa siku ili kuimarisha uwezo wa vidole vyako