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[myoyambendi]

SYB:

Kenyan Justice System:

The Antelope was running mad.

Elephant asked--Why are u running?

Antelope:They are arresting all goats.

Elephant: But you are not a goat?

Antelope: It will take at least 20 yrs to prove that in a Kenyan court!

The Elephant started running!*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.

Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last

Tayari umesham-tag jamaa? Kaitikiaje?

 

[myoyambendi]

14:35

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sana kiongozi wao kichwa kichafu hahaha

Kichwa Kichafu huyu huyu pimbi wa ......Ngoja niende huko aisee....

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[carbamazepine]

Unajua anakofanyia kazi akanifanyie scrub? Nadhani nina dandruff kwa sababu nywele zinaniwasha sana !!!

Njoo nikupe dawa,scrub marufuku[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mke wa 14 wa Mfalme Mswati...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Binti Jua..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[carbamazepine]

Na kucha je?

Kucha ndefu hata ziwe nzuri vipi sioni urembo wake,sijui kwanini...
Ila vipete bhanaaa

 

[Numbisa]

Hizi nisababu chache tu za migongano ya kila siku.
1 Kutaka kulinganisha au kufikiri kuwa mwanaume nisawa na Mwanamke kwa kuwaza na kutenda.

 

[Muzine]

Tayari umesham-tag jamaa? Kaitikiaje?

Badooo

 

[Numbisa]

2. Kufikiri kuwa kwa kua umeingia ndani ya ndoa basi kazi imekwisha, ukaamua kujibweteka.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Numbisa]

3 . Kufikiri kwamba kwa kuwa mmeshapata watoto sasa ufatiliaji wa maendeleo yao yakielimu au kitabia nikazi ya mwanamke.

 

[Numbisa]

4. Kufikiri kuwa hisia za mama yako mzazi zinatofautiana na mwanamke ulie muoa, nakusahau kuwa hao wote ni wanawake kihisia.

 

[Numbisa]

5. Kufikiri kwa-kuwa Mwenyezi Mungu alitukirimu neema, basi hata tusipo jishughulisha, neema ipo na ita jishugulisha yenyewe kwetu.

 

[Numbisa]

Mara nyingi uuzaji wa viwanja na majengo huleta faida kubwa na yenye tija kwa muuzaji, huwa ni sehemu ya kukua kiuchumi na kujipongeza kwa kile alichopata kutokana na juhudi zake. Lakini kwa watu wengine hali huwa tofauti sana, huwa ni huzuni na masikitiko kutawala mioyoni mwao.