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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*LADDIES ONLY!!!!!!!*

*HOW TO INCREASE YOUR HIPS USING HONEY..take a drop of honey,rub it at your hips and buttocks then gently walk near a bee hive.within a minute if there is no change,sue me...thank me later.*[emoji108][emoji108][emoji108]

 

[Numbisa]

Inaonekana kana kwamba tumejitania sisi wenyewe mwaka huu,” Google imesema kupitia taarifa.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hahahahaa

Carba umeona ubuyu wa bifu la insta ila lile bifu linachafua dini tu bila sababu

Ni Mange na Shehe wake? Mungu na Awasaidie kwa kweli....

 

[Numbisa]

*LADDIES ONLY!!!!!!!*

*HOW TO INCREASE YOUR HIPS USING HONEY..take a drop of honey,rub it at your hips and buttocks then gently walk near a bee hive.within a minute if there is no change,sue me...thank me later.*[emoji108][emoji108][emoji108]

Hahahahhahaha jaman

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tena ile ya kwanza ya mkoromije orijino

Hapo sasa. Halafu pembeni yake kuna picha ya JPM...

 

[Numbisa]

Ni Mange na Shehe wake? Mungu na Awasaidie kwa kweli....

Ndio hio hio ishu

 

[Numbisa]

Hapo sasa. Halafu pembeni yake kuna picha ya JPM...

Mambo ni motoo hahahahah

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ushai ingia matatu kama unakula mahindi na pia kuna jamaa sura mbaya kando yako anakula mahindi inabidi utupe yako ndio wasiseme ukona yeye. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Inaonekana kana kwamba tumejitania sisi wenyewe mwaka huu,” Google imesema kupitia taarifa.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If bae is around, and you have to add the music volume when going to the toilet, you are not meant for each other..
~ Mario Balloteli 1802.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Cute guys please go to work. We are tired of dating [HASHTAG]#Ugly[/HASHTAG] men coz of money ....


Said by a Beautiful Lady (#GD)[emoji7] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Kutokana na hitilafu katika utengenezaji wa kitufe hiki, kiungo cha kuweka maikrofoni chini (MicDrop) kilisababisha kilio kuliko kicheko. Tunaomba radhi

 

[Numbisa]

Google ilitangaza kuanzishwa kwa Gmail tarehe 1 Aprili 2004 na wakati huo wengi walidhani ulikuwa mzaha wa Siku ya Wajinga.

 

[Numbisa]

Kalenda tunayo tumia leo imetokana na kalenda ya Juliani ya kirumi. Hapo zamani kalenda hii ilikuwa na miezi kumi tu katika mwaka. Ndio maana Desemba tafsiri yake kwa lugha ni mwezi wa kumi.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ndio hio hio ishu

Ni aibu tu yaani. Shehe wa watu angejua pengine angejikalia kimya tu. Kupambana na huyo mama tena mtandaoni ni kuendelea kujishushia heshima tu. Inabidi uwe na moyo wa chuma kama Le Mutuz.

 

[Numbisa]

Baada ya mwezi wa kumi zilibaki siku nyingi za majira ambazo warumi hawakuzijali. Mwezi wa kwanza(machi) ulianza mara baada ya majira mengine kuanza. Miezi yote 10 ilikuwa na siku 29 kulingana na mzunguko wa mwezi.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nimekuwa nkisave sweets zenye supermarket wamekuwa wakinipea in the name of "hatuna coins" as change....sai zimefika 1200.. Leo nimeenda shopping nikanunua vitu na nikawapea sweets zao...pia Mimi sina coins.sometime hii bangi hunisaidia sana.
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Do you know marriage is the cheppest way of having sex??
You pay dowry of 200k and you stay with the woman for more than 30yrs, which means you pay Sh6667 per year, Sh556 per month and Sh19bob per day or less and you go as many rounds as you wish. Why go for a prostitute to pay 1000 for one stand tena round moja.
Wanaume muoe na muwache ujinga.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

hakuna sauti kubwa hii dunia kama kifuniko ya sufuria ikianguka ukijaribu kuiba nyama

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When you have that girlfriend who loves food too much and you take her to a Zoo....You ask "Baby what's your favorite Animal".....She
Says "Roasted Chicken" [emoji42][emoji124][emoji23]

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