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[moudgulf]

Kaka hizi mambo tuachie wenyewe

Kwakuwa mmekuja kuzisifia hapa tunalazimika kuzifakamia tu, hatuna namna[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sex workers Wote waliitwa kwa chifu kujisajili.Nyanya moja akamuona Kemmy akiwa amepanga foleni kwa chifu..akamuuliza.."kuna nn hapa?"binti kwa ajili ya aibu akamdanganya"Leo chifu anapeana maembe.. basi nyanya naye akaamua kujiunga nao,chifu kumuona akamuuliza "Hata wewe pia utaweza?" nyanya akajibu.."hawa wasichana wote hawaniwezi,Mimi nanyonya mpaka mbegu"....chifu chini[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When you are trained, you become a trainee, When you are nominated, you become a nominee, What happens when you are kissed, do you become a Kisii???

 

[moudgulf]

Najua by the time nanunua gari madem watakuwa wanapenda ndege [emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] , mi nanunua bike ingawa najua watataka gari[emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[moudgulf]

gerezani kuna maneno
Jamaa mmoja alifungwa gerezani miaka 2 kwa kesi ya kumbaka ng'ombe sasa kila jumatano ni siku ya kula wali na nyama ya ng'ombe hapo ndo utawasikia wafungwa wakisema leo ni siku ya kula wali na shemeji_[emoji23][emoji23][emoji13]

Haaaahahahaha, shemejiiiiii[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[moudgulf]

*Nikiwa nimechoka najiamulia tu kupiga simu police:*
*Mimi:* Hello afande nipo hapa naona watu kibao wamekufa...

*Afande:* Kiongozi tuambie mahali ulipo tuje sasa hivi...
*Mimi:*Nipo hapa makaburini...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Utani mbaya huo[emoji1] [emoji1]

 

[moudgulf]

News
Mtoto Wazimu alipanda juu ya mti wa mwembe asubuhi,akakaa juu hadi jioni kisha akajiangusha, daktari wao wa Madhare hospital akamuuliza "mbona umejiangusha? Wazimu akajibu "NIMEIVA"

Hahaha[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[Mark Msue]

ISIS

 

[moudgulf]

Mnyamwezi.....

Kumbe, vema mkuu niidhani mnaundugu nao

 

[Mark Msue]

La Fuente ShantyTown

 

[moudgulf]

Hata mkinyamaza mimi kesho nitaamka mapema saa tisa za usiku niende nikojoe nirudi kulala[emoji3]

Fanya hivyo mkuu lakini si tutaendelea kunyamaza tu[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji120] [emoji120]

 

[moudgulf]

ushawai penda mtu lakini yeye ata hatakangi
kuonekana mkiwa na yeye? Yaani anakuhepahepa tu!
ivo ndo relationship yangu na pesa iko sasa....

Kaa mbali na huyo mpenzi pesa, hamia kwa mpenzi pombe, atakupenda tu

 

[moudgulf]

Ukiona Demu Kafika Ghetto kwako Kwa mara ya kwanza Af Hajipig Selfie Ujue Hilo sio Ghetto Ni [HASHTAG]#Zizi[/HASHTAG] la Ng, ombe [emoji56][emoji56][emoji56][emoji56][emoji54]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A slayqueen at my back during lectures today shouted"we cant see your voice sir,please be loudable......."am still waiting for my turn to faint coz we r fainting according to our adm No
...........[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Umewahi ambiwa pelekea mbwa ugali ukagundua hujashiba ukapita nayo kona ukajazilizia. Mi sijawahi
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The elephant [emoji208] asked the camel [emoji248]....."Why do you have boobs on your back? "...... The camel replied....... "That's a stupid question coming from someone with a dick on his face!!!![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
WISDOM WILL KILL MY CAMEL

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mnapatana na dame
After 3 weeks anakushow
nataka kuona mamako
My sister,
it took me 9 months
to see my own parents
Wacha kujifanya vifaranga
Mende wewe[emoji13][emoji13]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Haki si new relationships are terrifying, at what point do you get comfortable enough to eat from the sufuria in baes presence without scaring them away?
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*For the one dating my future wife, please take it easy on her... Usirarue vibaya ata akisema deeper and harder... Just ignore her anakuanga na ujinga tu ivo*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

Kaa mbali na huyo mpenzi pesa, hamia kwa mpenzi pombe, atakupenda tu

Mpenzi pombe sio kabisa
Huyo anaweza kukuacha uchi mbele ya kadamnasi[emoji23][emoji23]