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[moudgulf]

Ametoka kule amehamia palee, na cheo chake amekikomboa. Siasa achana nayo bana

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Kwanini watu wakisota wanaongea mbaya... Nimeuliza jamaa mwingine ni saa ngapi, akaniuliza kama nataka kuwika...?* [emoji19]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Short people have a tendency of laughing alone because they can hear ancestors making jokes*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sex after being forgiven for cheatin is awkward.You can't even ask for your favorite position without being asked, "so she is the one who taught you this?"

 

[carbamazepine]

Halafu lazima kesho yake utangaze ukipiga kimya anarudia [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sipati picha
Unaanza kama hivi
"Mimi mzee wa ini jana popobawa ..........."[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Walikuwa wanasema ukitaka asiwapitie mlale nje,wabongo sisi ni noma

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*I wanted to go for jogging this morning BUT proverb 28:1 says the wicked run when no man is chasing them*


So I stopped [emoji20][emoji20][emoji20][emoji20]

 

[moudgulf]

Hakika hiyo ndiyo Afrika yetu

 

[mzee wa liver]

Mkuu vipi minuso ya Diamond Jubilee, uliirukia zamani zile[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

Nikose tena mzamiaji hatari kuna jamaa yangu mmoja alikuwa ni shidaa never miss
Halafu pale mtaa wa Allykhan kuna warusi walikuwa wanaishi ghorofa moja basi kila ijumaa wanaweka filamu tunakaa nje ya fenzi ya senyenge tuna kula chabo tu da tumetoka mbali sana

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ujinga Reloaded [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]:
Unaiba memory card ya rafiki yako ukiweka kwa phone unapata nudes za dem yako [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1493][emoji1493]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Ndoto zingine aki ni mbaya.. Niliota nikidrive ma new Mercedes Benz alafu ikakwama kwa matope... Ikabidi niisikume.. Kuamka sai napata kitanda kitchen*

*King Robert*
[emoji17][emoji17][emoji17][emoji17][emoji17][emoji17][emoji17]

 

[mzee wa liver]

You owe me a damn apology.

Bro niaje habari za A town

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Research says* 97% of people fake cough in the toilet when they hear footsteps...[emoji115][emoji115]
[emoji1493][emoji1493][emoji1493][emoji1493][emoji1493][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]. *Case closed*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

when a girl is on her periods n she sits on top of the table,the table becames periodic table?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji108][emoji108]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ati waluyha hawachemshi maji ya kuoga cause wako tempted kueka unga.

 

[mzee wa liver]

*How to make ladies get hot[emoji274][emoji274]
-lip bitting
-ass grabbing
-hair pulling
-hand guiding
-teasing her
-love bites
-kissing her neck
-having her against tha wall

*now how to make a ninja hot*[emoji276][emoji276]
-touch us, anywhere, even on the shirt.. ata kwa kamba ya kiatu... *for me just point at me*[emoji275][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81]
Don't try to argue with me[emoji23][emoji23]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You borrow 20sh from your wife. And then after two days you give her 200sh without saying anything!! She will still ask for the 20sh you borrowed her,, they be like "hubby the 20sh wasn't mine the owner is seriously disturbing me[emoji17]!
I tell you This world is not funny without women[emoji68]. [emoji108][emoji108][emoji126]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

All those dating a girl with a child, have you ever seen a soccer match that start with 1-0 ?
Good day team

 

[moudgulf]

Sema shemeji. Leo ubuyu wapi?

Hahahahaha, watahama hawa...wawekee hapa hapa walambe[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Husband - honey where is my wallet..?
Wife - where the Manchester city is..?
Husband - what do you mean...??
Wife - on top of the table..

 

[mzee wa liver]

Hii weekend ni nzuri sana kushinda jf walah[emoji126][emoji126][emoji126]

Karibu Leo nipo sana