Shimba ya Buyenze
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Hata mkinyamaza mimi kesho nitaamka mapema saa tisa za usiku niende nikojoe nirudi kulala[emoji3]
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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Mamou.....
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Mnyamwezi.....
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News
Mtoto Wazimu alipanda juu ya mti wa mwembe asubuhi,akakaa juu hadi jioni kisha akajiangusha, daktari wao wa Madhare hospital akamuuliza "mbona umejiangusha? Wazimu akajibu "NIMEIVA"
Mtoto Wazimu alipanda juu ya mti wa mwembe asubuhi,akakaa juu hadi jioni kisha akajiangusha, daktari wao wa Madhare hospital akamuuliza "mbona umejiangusha? Wazimu akajibu "NIMEIVA"
Shimba ya Buyenze
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*Nikiwa nimechoka najiamulia tu kupiga simu police:*
*Mimi:* Hello afande nipo hapa naona watu kibao wamekufa...
*Afande:* Kiongozi tuambie mahali ulipo tuje sasa hivi...
*Mimi:*Nipo hapa makaburini...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
*Mimi:* Hello afande nipo hapa naona watu kibao wamekufa...
*Afande:* Kiongozi tuambie mahali ulipo tuje sasa hivi...
*Mimi:*Nipo hapa makaburini...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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gerezani kuna maneno
Jamaa mmoja alifungwa gerezani miaka 2 kwa kesi ya kumbaka ng'ombe sasa kila jumatano ni siku ya kula wali na nyama ya ng'ombe hapo ndo utawasikia wafungwa wakisema leo ni siku ya kula wali na shemeji_[emoji23][emoji23][emoji13]
Jamaa mmoja alifungwa gerezani miaka 2 kwa kesi ya kumbaka ng'ombe sasa kila jumatano ni siku ya kula wali na nyama ya ng'ombe hapo ndo utawasikia wafungwa wakisema leo ni siku ya kula wali na shemeji_[emoji23][emoji23][emoji13]
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This is Kenya...
News: Pregnant woman slapped by spouse Tweeps: He should be hanged
News: Nyeri man stabbed by wife Tweeps: LMAO. Nyeri Men are useless
News: Pregnant woman slapped by spouse Tweeps: He should be hanged
News: Nyeri man stabbed by wife Tweeps: LMAO. Nyeri Men are useless
Shimba ya Buyenze
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One day, Ben went to church to pray.
God appeared and asked "Ben what do you wish for"?
Ben replied "God, please I want to drive a big car with plenty of girls in it"
God exclaimed. "Amen, may your wish be done".
Currently, Ben is now a bus driver at Moi Girls High School.
Next time pray rightly by being specific in your request(s) to God so as not to be like Ben .
God appeared and asked "Ben what do you wish for"?
Ben replied "God, please I want to drive a big car with plenty of girls in it"
God exclaimed. "Amen, may your wish be done".
Currently, Ben is now a bus driver at Moi Girls High School.
Next time pray rightly by being specific in your request(s) to God so as not to be like Ben .
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Slayqueen:Game iko ngapi ngapi babe?
Boy: iko zero zero
Slay queen: Nani amefunga zero ya kwanza.
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Boy: iko zero zero
Slay queen: Nani amefunga zero ya kwanza.
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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Ladies,
Why do you even put on an expensive hairstyle on the same head that failed mathematics? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Why do you even put on an expensive hairstyle on the same head that failed mathematics? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Relationship ikiisha yule mtu aliye dumpiwa hugeuka kuwa motivational speaker. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Najua by the time nanunua gari madem watakuwa wanapenda ndege [emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]
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Kaka hizi mambo tuachie wenyewe
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Hehe kidogo kidogo una kam n slay Queen kwa nyumba una mshoo apike chai ..ukiwa ume relax bed room unaanza kuskia harufu y kitunguu [emoji848]
carbamazepine
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Uo=Huo
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Hii weekend ni nzuri sana kushinda jf walah[emoji126][emoji126][emoji126]
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Umeonaeeeh[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] kenua kidogo[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]
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Kaka umbea kipaji kama kucheza mpira
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Wahaya na Wakerewe mchopoano wa irabu za Kiswahili na kikanushi h_ ni tatizo kubwa. Faiza Foxy aligomba humu mpaka akachoka [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]