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[mzee wa liver]

Wahaya na Wakerewe mchopoano wa irabu za Kiswahili na kikanushi h_ ni tatizo kubwa. Faiza Foxy aligomba humu mpaka akachoka [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahahaha

 

[moudgulf]

Jericho naye keshaRIP? Lini?

Haja rip Jericho wala HHH, aliye rip ni Umarga

 

[mzee wa liver]

ISIS

The one and only

 

[moudgulf]

Nami nitendelea kufanya hivyo hivyo mpaka kieleweke...

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Teh!shem bhana
Mmu huko[emoji87] [emoji87]

Habari ya jumapili lakini?

Jumapili iko poa kabisa. Najiandaa kwenda kutubu haya madhambi...[emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

 

[moudgulf]

Mpenzi pombe sio kabisa
Huyo anaweza kukuacha uchi mbele ya kadamnasi[emoji23][emoji23]

Mapenzi ndivyo yalivyo, akikupenda nawe mpende kukuweka uchi ni changamoto tolu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Teh!shem bhana
Mmu huko[emoji87] [emoji87]

Habari ya jumapili lakini?

Ubuyu unaendelea.....

 

[carbamazepine]

Jumapili iko poa kabisa. Najiandaa kwenda kutubu haya madhambi...[emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

Uwe na ibada njema
Usinisahau kwenye maombi[emoji120][emoji120][emoji120]

 

[carbamazepine]

Ubuyu unaendelea.....

Huu umenishinda kwakweli
Ubuyu kama movie la kikorea halafu subtitle la kihindi[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]

 

[moudgulf]

Umewahi ambiwa pelekea mbwa ugali ukagundua hujashiba ukapita nayo kona ukajazilizia. Mi sijawahi
[emoji23][emoji23]

Duuuu, umenikumbusha mbali mkuu[emoji3] [emoji3] kuna jamaa alikua anapewa hela ya kilo 5 za nyama kila siku, siku ya kwanza alinunua, siku ya pili alipoona tajiri hakufika site akanunua kilo 3, siku ya 5 akanunua kilo 2, alipoona tajiri hafiki akawaacha mbwa siku 3 bila chakula, siku alipowapelekea chakula ile kuwafungulia tu wakaanza kumrarua. Yani ni bonge la kisanga miaka ya juzi kati[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] hahahaha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mchina noma

Familia nzima wako hivi. Ndiyo wanashikilia Guinness Record ya kuwa na nywele usoni....

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Huu umenishinda kwakweli
Ubuyu kama movie la kikorea halafu subtitle la kihindi[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]

Ni shida !!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sister in Christ… u claim to be saved But you only talk to men with cars
were u baptized with petrol?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Pale club
Bouncer:niaje buda
Mimi😛oa sana
Bouncer:na hii mchanga ni ya nini kwa mfuko?
Mimi:kuchafua meza
[emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lakini madem hutubeba mafala!!when u r sucking her boobs she will moan bt akibreastfeed nothing happens!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

How guys introduce their ugly girlfriends...
"Usimuone hivi hivi ni lawyer"
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*When you see a poor African man eating chicken it is either he is sick or the chicken was sick*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Other news is that *Its only in Africa where parents remove eye glasses to listen what you're saying*

 

[moudgulf]

Itakuwa ni Mimi kwakwel

Hahahaha, we Dada unamjaribu mzee liver eeh.[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Ametoka kule amehamia palee, na cheo chake amekikomboa. Siasa achana nayo bana

Hahahahaha

 

[ho chi minh]