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[mzee wa liver]

*Research says* 97% of people fake cough in the toilet when they hear footsteps...[emoji115][emoji115]
[emoji1493][emoji1493][emoji1493][emoji1493][emoji1493][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]. *Case closed*

True research

 

[ho chi minh]

 

[ho chi minh]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

To my Future wife:
How was your day Darling? I guess it was fine. Now it's sunset, i wish u a superb night as i plan on how to approach u.

Ama kama wanijua,si uni-approach tu hii maneno iishe.
Maisha imekuwa gumu bila wewe.

Usijaribu kudaganywa na mwanaume mwingine

 

[ho chi minh]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I wonder why they call it menstruation insted of womenstruation...... Pls ladies don't shift your problem to us
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[moudgulf]

We tapeli upo

Hahahaha Tapeli maarufu toka Nigeria

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

AMERICAN RELATIONSHIP...
1st day = Date
2nd day = Hug
3rd day = Hug again
4th day = Kiss
5th day = Long kiss
6th day = Sex
.
AFRICAN RELATIONSHIP...
1st day = KFC
2nd day = Chicken inn
3rd day = Pizza Inn
4th day = Agree
5th day = Date
6th day = Tried to hug but failed...
7th day = Hug
8th day = Tried to kiss but failed...
9th day = Kiss
10th day = Long kiss
11th day = Tried to have sex but failed...
12th day = Tried to have sex but failed...
13th day = Tried to have sex but failed...
14th day = RAPE!!!!!
15th day=jail
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[moudgulf]

Naliendele

Mtwara moja

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Ukifungua tv ni Raila, Redio ni Raila, Nikifungulia Facebook ni Raila, Nikifungulia Tweeter ni Raila, Naogopa kufungua zip ya trouser haki [emoji848][emoji848]*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Luo word of the day* *'HARUSI'*
Huyu Omondi *harusi* jiwe vizuri
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] hii ya leo ni kali..
Bae: mbona mutura huuzwa jioni pekee??
Me: ndo ukahare kwenu nyumbani.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Ushawai vuta bangi alafu unakutana na gari ya polisi ya msako unaisimamisha alafu unawashow msipite na hii road venye mmebeba excess kuna mapolisi mbele Apo ndo unajuanga nobody can stop reggae*
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28] *mimi sijawahi*

 

[carbamazepine]

To my Future wife:
How was your day Darling? I guess it was fine. Now it's sunset, i wish u a superb night as i plan on how to approach u.

Ama kama wanijua,si uni-approach tu hii maneno iishe.
Maisha imekuwa gumu bila wewe.

Usijaribu kudaganywa na mwanaume mwingine

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[moudgulf]

Nasikia gereza limekukubali maana umepata kitambi hongera sana mkuu.
Natamani utafune tena pesa za chama cha kukopa na kulipa wakulima ili urudishwe huko tena[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

Haaaa [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[moudgulf]

Pole Sana kwa majanga yaliyokupa hivi karibu kwa kutumia pombe Kali za kienyeji(gongo) na kuleta afya mbovu ndugu yangu

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Mianasiasa !!!

 

[moudgulf]

Chikongola

Mtwara kwetu

 

[moudgulf]

Chipuputa

Ntwara ya bana

 

[moudgulf]

Nannyamba