Uzi maalum wa kupeana Likes: Comment chochote upate "Like"

Uzi maalum wa kupeana Likes: Comment chochote upate "Like"

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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Siogopi mende kihivyo na huyu hapa nimemkazia macho anajigeuza geuza tu hana lolote. Uzuri wa hawa hawaumi siyo kama majoka yenu...

Mimi nimeshaacha picha za majoka ila nimejifunza something...Imagine kama kweli ningekuwa na phobia kali ya mende...LOL !!!
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Mimi situmi tena.
Ila phobia ya nyoka ninayo kweli.
Hapa nilipo kuna ka korido hapo nje lazima nipite na tangu juzi kuna kajoka hapo kanaranda sasa nawaza ikatokea napita usiku wa manane na kaumeme kamekatika,nafwaaa kwa uwoga[emoji24][emoji24]
 
SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Na mimi muhenga mwenzio leo unanitia kwenye uYego. Zisi izi noti fea hasa ukizingatia kuwa nawe una kashfa ya kuvunja ndoa ya Yego mmoja hapo !!!
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Mimi??? Ndoa ya yego[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Hivi kwenye harakati zake huku akisindikizwa na vimaua vya kichoyo na viglasi nusu mvinyo mwekundu amewahi kufanikiwa hata siku moja?

Data given:
1.Pimbi=failure(carba's formula)
2.Kichwa kichwa= Pimbi
3.Cole Williams=Kichwa kichafu
4.Yegomasika=Cole Williams

Since 4=3,3=2,2=1...
Therefore 4=1(by similarities formula)

[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] Pole sana andaetini wetu[emoji120] [emoji120]
 
LOL! Inasikitisha Mkuu kuona nchi yetu ambayo kwa maoni yangu kutokana na utajiri mkubwa wa rasilimali ilitakiwa iwe inafanya vizuri sana kwenye kila sekta sasa imekuwa ni kichwa cha mwendawazimu. Kuna wakati huwa nataka kubwanga manyanga lakini nikikumbuka maneno ya Baba wa Taifa nasema acha tu nipambane. Na huu waraka wa Maaskofu umenipa nguvu mpya kumbe watu kama BAK hatupo pekee yetu maana tunaambiwa siye ni wapiga maadili, tuna bifu na jamaa wakati ukweli hauko hivyo. Huyu akifanya mazuri kwa faida ya Watanzania wote bila ubaguzi mie nitakuwa wa kwanza kusimama na kupiga makofi.

Bunge likiachwa lifanye kazi yake kama Bunge kwa faida ya Watanzania mie nitapongeza, mahakama zikiwa huru kwenye maamuzi yake mie nitapongeza. Mshikamano miongoni mwetu ukipaliliwa badala ya kuvunjwa vunjwa kwa faida yetu na vizazi vyetu vijavyo mie nitapongeza. Watanzania wakipewa uhuru wa kuikosoa Serikali na viongozi wake na pia vyama vya upinzani kuachiwa kufanya yao kama katiba inavyoruhusu mie nitapongeza lakini mhhhh! Ngoja niishie hapa Mkuu kule siasani nimepumzika saa hizi.

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Huwa nakusomaga huko kimya kimya mpaka natikisa kichwa halafu ukija huku mpole huna maneno na mtu. Nawapa heko nyie mnaoweza kukaa huko siasani zaidi ya nusu saa....
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andjul said:
Mimi??? Ndoa ya yego[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Hivi kwenye harakati zake huku akisindikizwa na vimaua vya kichoyo na viglasi nusu mvinyo mwekundu amewahi kufanikiwa hata siku moja?

Data given:
1.Pimbi=failure(carba's formula)
2.Kichwa kichwa= Pimbi
3.Cole Williams=Kichwa kichafu
4.Yegomasika=Cole Williams

Since 4=3,3=2,2=1...
Therefore 4=1(by similarities formula)

[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] Pole sana andaetini wetu[emoji120] [emoji120]
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Hebu muache pimbi wangu.
Pimbi kapata mke mtaa wa pili hapo na ako na michepuko mingi sana mmu huko.
Pimbi ni team fisi.
Hapo naona cole=yego=failure[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]
 
No one expected such a huge success for this movie. I hope all participants in this movie will get a huge bonus pay from Disney.

Yegomasika said:
The film is now the United States’ ninth domestically highest-grossing film of all time, and had the second-largest four-day domestic opening weekend. “Black Panther” brought in $242 million in the U.S. over Presidents Day weekend, behind the $288 million “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” made when it opened in 2015.
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andjul said:
Mimi??? Ndoa ya yego[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Hivi kwenye harakati zake huku akisindikizwa na vimaua vya kichoyo na viglasi nusu mvinyo mwekundu amewahi kufanikiwa hata siku moja?

Data given:
1.Pimbi=failure(carba's formula)
2.Kichwa kichwa= Pimbi
3.Cole Williams=Kichwa kichafu
4.Yegomasika=Cole Williams

Since 4=3,3=2,2=1...
Therefore 4=1(by similarities formula)

[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] Pole sana andaetini wetu[emoji120] [emoji120]
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Ina maana hata hukumbuki ndoa uliyowahi kuvunja humu mpaka watu wakakupachika jina la uungwana?

Kwa wajuzi wa hesabu, hebu njooni mkokote hapo. Mi nimetoka kapa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
andjul said:
Mimi??? Ndoa ya yego[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Hivi kwenye harakati zake huku akisindikizwa na vimaua vya kichoyo na viglasi nusu mvinyo mwekundu amewahi kufanikiwa hata siku moja?

Data given:
1.Pimbi=failure(carba's formula)
2.Kichwa kichwa= Pimbi
3.Cole Williams=Kichwa kichafu
4.Yegomasika=Cole Williams

Since 4=3,3=2,2=1...
Therefore 4=1(by similarities formula)

[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] Pole sana andaetini wetu[emoji120] [emoji120]
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Naona BAPA linakufanya u derive mafomula ya ajabu ajabu! [emoji23][emoji23]
 
Hahahahahahaha lol! Pimbi huku ni endearment word kule ni tusi 🙂🙂 What a difference!

carbamazepine said:
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Hebu muache pimbi wangu.
Pimbi kapata mke mtaa wa pili hapo na ako na michepuko mingi sana mmu huko.
Pimbi ni team fisi.
Hapo naona cole=yego=failure[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]
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carbamazepine said:
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Hebu muache pimbi wangu.
Pimbi kapata mke mtaa wa pili hapo na ako na michepuko mingi sana mmu huko.
Pimbi ni team fisi.
Hapo naona cole=yego=failure[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]
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[emoji134]‍♂️[emoji134]‍♂️[emoji134]‍♂️ Jamani! Sisi tuliamua kuwa wagumu! Hakuna failure hapo!
 
BAK said:
LOL! Inasikitisha Mkuu kuona nchi yetu ambayo kwa maoni yangu kutokana na utajiri mkubwa wa rasilimali ilitakiwa iwe inafanya vizuri sana kwenye kila sekta sasa imekuwa ni kichwa cha mwendawazimu. Kuna wakati huwa nataka kubwanga manyanga lakini nikikumbuka maneno ya Baba wa Taifa nasema acha tu nipambane. Na huu waraka wa Maaskofu umenipa nguvu mpya kumbe watu kama BAK hatupo pekee yetu maana tunaambiwa siye ni wapiga maadili, tuna bifu na jamaa wakati ukweli hauko hivyo. Huyu akifanya mazuri kwa faida ya Watanzania wote bila ubaguzi mie nitakuwa wa kwanza kusimama na kupiga makofi.

Bunge likiachwa lifanye kazi yake kama Bunge kwa faida ya Watanzania mie nitapongeza, mahakama zikiwa huru kwenye maamuzi yake mie nitapongeza. Mshikamano miongoni mwetu ukipaliliwa badala ya kuvunjwa vunjwa kwa faida yetu na vizazi vyetu vijavyo mie nitapongeza. Watanzania wakipewa uhuru wa kuikosoa Serikali na viongozi wake na pia vyama vya upinzani kuachiwa kufanya yao kama katiba inavyoruhusu mie nitapongeza lakini mhhhh! Ngoja niishie hapa Mkuu kule siasani nimepumzika saa hizi.
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Sawa na pole mkuu...

Kuna makala naziandika pengine nitakupa uzisome kwanza kabla sijazipeleka ninakotaka kuzipeleka, halafu unipe maoni yako. Viongozi wa Afrika wana matatizo yanayofanana fanana. Najaribu kudodosa tatizo lilipo na masuluhisho yake...kwa mtazamo wa kisaikolojia...
 
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