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[Yegomasika]

Safi kabisa usisahau kunitag

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]... Siku hiyo nadhani ubuyu utakuwa ni wa moto! [emoji1][emoji1]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wafahamu nyoka hatari Zaidi duniani

 

[Numbisa]

Kumbe,poa ntu yego

Haya mambo inategemea “ntu na ntu”! Kupanga ni kuchagua!

 

[myoyambendi]

Usiku wa kupeana

 

[myoyambendi]

Burudani za usiku

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

No matter how sex is sweet you cannot ejaculate while smiling.....[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]




[emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji91]wacha nimalize experiment kwanza[emoji23]

 

[andjul]

Hilo la wifi muzungu liondoe kabisa mawazoni mwako. Kwangu mimi hilo halitatokea, labda katika maisha yangu baada ya haya niliyonayo kurudisha namba! Nansio na muzungu wapi
na wapi bana, ataweza kula samaki aina ya “Ningu”, wenye miba/mifupa mingi? Ai donti thinki so! [emoji1][emoji1] Only in Nansyo babe! [emoji124][emoji124]

Aisee... Kumbe "ningu" a availabo popote uendapo? Niliwakuta kibao hapo Ruvu darajani wanazurura tu kwenye masinia ya watu na midomo yao mibayaaaa...

 

[myoyambendi]

Likes zinaendelea

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Having an ugly friend is not a problem the problem is when he/she starts calling you twinnie [emoji13][emoji13][emoji13]

 

[myoyambendi]

Kama hutaki likes hufai humu....

 

[myoyambendi]

Kama hutaki likes hufai humu....

 

[myoyambendi]

Kama hutoi likes hufai humu....

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Ushai kaa chini unafikiria venye wazazi wako walinyanduana*[emoji31][emoji38][emoji19]
Nimeimagine magoti ikaisha nguvu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji119]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Akuna feeling tamu kama ile ukioga na maji vuguvugu alafu ujikojolee[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]hio feeling huniingia adi kwa mitochondria[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I'm told by those who understand politics that the idea of Deporting Miguna Miguna has caused a miasma of deprecable apothesis of a hemorrhagic oozing into a malodorousness excrescences of mobocracy. With all termagant its ossifying proclivities of cacistocracy and our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum.

What are your thoughts guys.
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hakunanga kitu iko na kiherehere mingi hii dunia kama bao la kwanza[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Simu ya arif yangu imeanguka kutoka 3rd floor uzuri ilikua flight mode[emoji927]...sijui kama imeland[emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A married man woke up one morning. He took his marriage certificate, stared at it seriously for a very long time. His wife then asked him 'why are u looking on the marriage certificate like that'? He answered i'm looking for the expiry date[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Yegomasika]

Aisee... Kumbe "ningu" a availabo popote uendapo? Niliwakuta kibao hapo Ruvu darajani wanazurura tu kwenye masinia ya watu na midomo yao mibayaaaa...

Ningu kwenye mito? Sidhani aisee, hata huko ziwani kuwapata ni shida. Halafu wale hawana midomo mibaya!

 

[myoyambendi]

Kama hutoi likes, hufai humu....