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[andjul]

Huwezi kuipiga kipara ukaibusu na kuiacha kama ilivyo?

Weeeee....weeeee...kwanza yeye hatakubali itakavyo washa[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Na mwanaume kweli aiache iende? Kitumbua amekiminya,kimetoa mafuta,yametapakaa kwenye vidole...ukisilapu pale kwenye sambusa yake anaushikiria mkono na kuukandamiza,visiki vya kipori ulichotoka kufyeka vinakuchoma kiuhamasishaji....hahaaaaa uuuuwiiiiiiii

 

[Numbisa]

Kubet kwa pesa au kwa maneno?

Humu tunabet kwa likes pekee. Pesa kafungia zote bwana jiwe

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ushawai kuwa kwa njia unatembea kwa raha zako ukicheki mastatus za wasee whatsaap halafu nyuma unaskia honi inakaa ya Range Rover, unasonga hadi mwisho wa njia, halafu kavits kanapita na moshi nyuma...

Naskianga kukafuata nikaekelee teke kaanguke
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[Numbisa]

Weeeee....weeeee...kwanza yeye hatakubali itakavyo washa[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Na mwanaume kweli aiache iende? Kitumbua amekiminya,kimetoa mafuta,yametapakaa kwenye vidole...ukisilapu pale kwenye sambusa yake anaushikiria mkono na kuukandamiza,visiki vya kipori ulichotoka kufyeka vinakuchoma kiuhamasishaji....hahaaaaa uuuuwiiiiiiii

Andjul kwenye ubora wake shikamoooooooooooo kaka andjul,wengine tu chenza hatuna nyama maskin wee si itapigwa ngozi na mifupa hapo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

One Day, Little Johnny was in Hospital.

He asked the Doctor, "How are these Gloves Made?"

The Doctor Explained, "in the Company, there is a Big drum full of Molten Rubber, so, they Make People Dip their hands inside,
then the hand is Waved in the Air for a Few seconds to make the Rubber dry.., then The glove is Peeled from the hand.."

Johnny: "what about different sizes?"

Doctor: "well, the Company have employed very Many people with Different hand sizes..!"

Johnny seemed ok with the Doc explanation.. Then after Few Minutes He laughed Really Loud..

Doctor: "Why have You Laughed,?"

Johnny, : "I was just thinking of How Condoms are Made..!"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A drunk man was struggling to open his room door with his key...as he staggered left & right.His neighbour asked him: "Sir can I help to open the door?"
Drunk: "don't worry yourself. Just help me hold the house straight,I will be able to open the door!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mtoto mkisii akizaliwa anyambe mara nne ndo anaitwaga NYAMBANNE[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Nmegundua pia wakisii hawapendi ujinga

 

[andjul]

Hahahahahah!! Hapo mbona kama FUN CITY.

Ndo kaamua kudanganya kuwa na yeye anapandaga ndege...

 

[Elly Ngateu]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

kama akili zingekuwa matakoni...wachina hawangekuwa na akili[emoji104][emoji104]

 

[Pyaar]

Humu tunabet kwa likes pekee. Pesa kafungia zote bwana jiwe

[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28],
Ok ok ok
Naomba tubet exact score.. Hahaha

 

[andjul]

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Nimejaribisha[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Elly Ngateu]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ati maskini akipata matako hulia mbwata. My disturbing question is,huyu mhenga alikuwa anatafuta nini kwa haga ya maskini.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

So a guy who got a Matiang'is E in Biology is telling a girl to open up her heart [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] my friend kazi ya udaktari huwezani jaribu driving school

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

What is the difference between CHALLENGE and PROBLEM ..

1man + 2women = CHALLENGE.

2men + 1woman = PROBLEM.
Only few will understand

 

[ISIS]

Raha ya kupeana "Likes"View attachment 733190

Duh

 

[moudgulf]

Lake magoroto [emoji7][emoji7]View attachment 732896

Wapi hii

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE

...3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty. The 1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison bcos there are 3 fish inside 1 sardine.
The 2nd man stole a tray of eggs. He got 30yrs in prison bcos a tray of eggs contains 30 eggs.

And the 3rd guy collapsed. Do u know why? He stole a bag of rice. [emoji15][emoji3][emoji3][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji134][emoji134][emoji134][emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]
Don't laugh alone...

 

[Pyaar]

Weeeee....weeeee...kwanza yeye hatakubali itakavyo washa[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Na mwanaume kweli aiache iende? Kitumbua amekiminya,kimetoa mafuta,yametapakaa kwenye vidole...ukisilapu pale kwenye sambusa yake anaushikiria mkono na kuukandamiza,visiki vya kipori ulichotoka kufyeka vinakuchoma kiuhamasishaji....hahaaaaa uuuuwiiiiiiii

Maneno hayo.