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During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students: "Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael?"

Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee." Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite!!! Teacher: "What about you Peter? How would you say it?" Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you'll get to meet after supper. " The teacher fainted!!

 

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

"na hii baridi siwezi lala kando ya dem 1GB coz mapaja zao huwa baridi kama panga imelala kwa nyasi huko kitale. [emoji23]"

Guys be kind pls[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji97]

 

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Since i was born up to now am getting old but i have never seen the wife of a president pregnant......nani amewahi[emoji853][emoji853][emoji853]‍♀

 

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Was seated here idle and wondered How on earth the word Mercedes has 3 different E's and all are pronounced differently. ...‍♂‍♂‍♂‍♂

 

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Nipo njiani naelekea kanisani kutoa ushuhuda.. Hii ni week ya Pili sasa tangu nikutane na binti mmoja hivi wa chuo cha MZUMBE natukapeana namba za simu.. Kila siku tunachati vizuri kabisa hata iwe watsapp tunatumiana na picha usiku.. Kinachonishangaza mpaka sasa week ya pili, huyu binti hajawai KUOMBA VOCHA WALA KUSEMA NIMRUSHIE TGO PESA. ''.. Imenishangaza mno.. Nawajua wadada wa vyuo tabia zao zilivyo.. Ndio maana naenda kutoa ushuhuda kanisani kuwa... NIMEKUTANA NA MALAIKA AKIWA KTK UMBO LA MWANACHUO.[emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[moudgulf]

Mzalendo....
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Kubeba bendera tu ndiyo uzalendo? Huenda amepata shuka kujifunika usiku[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

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Ibada ilipo karibia kuisha mhubiri akauliza; "anaye taka kuokoka anyoshe mkono!" watu wote kimya. Tajiri mmoja akapita mbele akasema; "jamani mhubiri anauliza anaye taka kuokoka anyoshe mkono! "mtoto mmoja akanyosha mkono. Tajiri akampa yule mtoto laki 3
Akawageukia waumini akauliza tena; anaye taka kuokoka anyoshe mkono" waumini wotee wakanyosha mikono, cha kushangaza alipo geuka nyuma akakuta mhubiri naye kanyosha mkono
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#Shikamoo_pesa[emoji119][emoji119]

 

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[moudgulf]

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Duuu, si mchezo hiyo

 

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Weeeee....weeeee...kwanza yeye hatakubali itakavyo washa[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Na mwanaume kweli aiache iende? Kitumbua amekiminya,kimetoa mafuta,yametapakaa kwenye vidole...ukisilapu pale kwenye sambusa yake anaushikiria mkono na kuukandamiza,visiki vya kipori ulichotoka kufyeka vinakuchoma kiuhamasishaji....hahaaaaa uuuuwiiiiiiii

Jamaniii !!!

Carbama njoo. Shemeji yako kaanza. Eti itawasha....Jizazi [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

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