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[mzee wa liver]

WANAUM mlipewa LAANA moja tu ya kua MTAKULA KWA JASHO
Hii LAANA nyingine ya KUKULA KWA MACHO Dem anapopita mmejiongezea wenyewe
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[Numbisa]

Kabisaaaa

List ikitoka utashangaa kuna mtu anatafutwa hapo kuharibiwa

 

[Pyaar]

Mtabambikiziwa watoto

Kitanda hakizai haramu

 

[mzee wa liver]

Hellooooo

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[Mr wenu]

Kitanda hakizai haramu

Sio kweli msemo huo

 

[mzee wa liver]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Aiseee!!!

Hatari sana

 

[Mr wenu]

Mmmm

 

[Numbisa]

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[Mr wenu]

Pyaaaaaaaaar

 

[mzee wa liver]

One man can impregnate 365+ women in a year. One woman can get pregnant once in one year. Why don't we focus more on male contraceptives?‍
Don't start with me, I was just saying.[emoji852]

Hahahahaha

 

[mzee wa liver]

*In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough [emoji23].if you think i'm lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]*

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[mzee wa liver]

Ukitaka kujua dem ni wife material[emoji8][emoji8][emoji8], mpeleke shopping supermarkett akichukua ice cream kabla ya unga, Rudisha kwao hamna kitu hapo ma frendi
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Dah

 

[mzee wa liver]

*unaambiwa watu wanene wanaogopa kuanika chupi zao nje maana zinafanana na maparachuti*
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[mzee wa liver]

Ushawai notice? Ngozi ya makende na magoti ziko na same material[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

Unasema [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Her: Baby wear a condom please woiyee.
Him: Do i wear gloves when giving u money?‍♂

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Hahahahaha

 

[mzee wa liver]

Sex after being forgiven for cheating is awkward.You can't even ask for your favorite position without being asked things like, "so Ata yeye ulikuwa unamFanyia hivi" ‍♂‍♂[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Mkuu mkuu Hahahahaha

 

[mzee wa liver]

siku imeshika kasi sana

Siku inayoyoma

 

[mzee wa liver]

Tuliamshe dude.

Huyu naye wa kuangalia uraia wake

 

[Mr wenu]

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Very beauty.

 

[Numbisa]

Leo katika Uwanja wa Etihad mjini Manchester, vijana wa mji huo Manchester City wanawakaribisha vijana kutoka mjini Liverpool.
Ni katika mchezo wa marudiano robo fainali ya mabingwa Ulaya ambapo kwa hakika Man City wana kibarua kizito sana kwani wanatakiwa kuifunga Liverpool bao 4-0 maana mechi iliyopita, Man City walibamizwa 3-0 pale Anfield mjini Liverpool.
Kiungo wa City, Fernandinho mwenye umri wa miaka 32 anasema lile juma gumu lililowakabili la kuchapwa kila walikoenda sasa limeisha na ni wakati sasa wa wachezaji wazoefu kuchukua nafasi yao na kuliongoza Jahazi.
Tangu Man City walipopoteza pale Anfield jumatano, pia katika ligi walichapwa 3-2 na Manchester United.
Liverpool ilifunga mara tatu ndani ya dakika 19 za kipindi cha kwanza katika mzunguko wa kwanza.