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[myoyambendi]

Toa nawe upate

 

[myoyambendi]

Utu wetu na uzalendo wetu hauna mfano

 

[Numbisa]

ULISHAWAHI KUKUTANA NA NYAKATI HIZI KUMI(10) ZA KUUDHI?

1.Uko kwenye daladala, mara ghafla linapita gari la takataka, Harufu inaingia ndani, ukifunga vioo inabaki ndani, ukifungua vioo inazidi kuingia! Mbaya zaidi mko kwenye foleni

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unatusingizia yaan mhenga kabisaaaaaaaa tukufundishe sieeee ila shukran mzee wa 53yrs alikupunguzia ka daraja ka uhenga[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Kwenye influence hakuna cha uhenga wala uandaeitini. Ushawishi na bashasha (charisma) ni vitu ambavyo mtu unazaliwa navyo na wewe na Carba mnavyo. Historia ina mifano tele ya majenerali na viongozi wakubwa waliofanya mengi mazuri wakiwa bado wadogo. Tena ikiwezekana we na Carba anzisheni consulting firm inayojihusisha na kumotiveti pamoja na kushauri maCEO wa makampuni makubwa makubwa, viongozi wa dini pamoja na wanasiasa; na mtapiga hela nzuri tu. Influence yenu kwangu ni kubwa mno.....

(Mhenga wa 53 yrs old nadhani tangu ID zake zingine zijulikane kapotea. Pole zake)

 

[Numbisa]

2.Unaangalia simu yako mara ghafla inaingia meseji ya kuchekesha, unacheka kwa sauti kubwa, unagundua kila mtu alikuwa kimya na sasa wote wanakuangalia wewe huku wanatikisa vichwa!

 

[andjul]

Mzee baba kanywe basi ukuje hata usiku wa manane,ubuyu muhimu huu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] hope utatunza na mkojo wa uchochezi

Weeeee...
Mbeya nimekuta ni baridi,sinywi maji kabisaaa...
[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] watanikamua damu shuaini wale

 

[Numbisa]

Kwenye influence hakuna cha uhenga wala uandaeitini. Ushawishi na bashasha (charisma) ni vitu ambavyo mtu unazaliwa navyo na wewe na Carba mnavyo. Historia ina mifano tele ya majenerali na viongozi wakubwa waliofanya mengi mazuri wakiwa bado wadogo. Tena ikiwezekana we na Carba anzisheni consulting firm inayojihusisha na kumotiveti pamoja na kushauri maCEO wa makampuni makubwa makubwa, viongozi wa dini pamoja na wanasiasa; na mtapiga hela nzuri tu. Influence yenu kwangu ni kubwa mno.....

(Mhenga wa 53 yrs old nadhani tangu ID zake zingine zijulikane kapotea. Pole zake)

Kuandika virahisi kuliko vitendo acha tuishie humu humu JF na maisha yanasonga vizuri tu

Mhenga apotelee mbali na id zake mia mia

 

[Numbisa]

Weeeee...
Mbeya nimekuta ni baridi,sinywi maji kabisaaa...
[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] watanikamua damu shuaini wale

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[Numbisa]

3.Uko hotelini au shopping, mara anatokea mtu anakuuliza bei ya vitu akidhani wewe ni muhudumu!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Baadaye kidogo wakuu....
Asanteni kwa vicheko na burudani....
Mungu Awabariki sana.
As far as I am concerned, YOU ARE FAMILY....​

 

[carbamazepine]

Ili uone nini?Unahangaika[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Nione ulichokisema[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[Numbisa]

4.Umekutana na mtu hujaonana nae mda mrefu, unataka kumkumbatia halafu yeye anakupa mkono

 

[Numbisa]

5.Unataka kumsimulia mtu habari unayohisi ni ya kuchekesha, unamaliza kusimulia alafu yeye hajacheka.. akidhani inaendelea!

 

[Numbisa]

Baadaye kidogo wakuu....
Asanteni kwa vicheko na burudani....
Mungu Awabariki sana.
As far as I am concerned, YOU ARE FAMILY....​

Amen

 

[carbamazepine]

Mzee baba kanywe basi ukuje hata usiku wa manane,ubuyu muhimu huu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] hope utatunza na mkojo wa uchochezi

Unitunzie sikirini shoti tu

 

[Numbisa]

6.Unamjibu mtu maswali yote, kumbe hakuulizi wewe anaongea na simu!

 

[Numbisa]

Unitunzie sikirini shoti tu

Mie tena ntatunza za kutosha

 

[Numbisa]

7.Unampungia mtu mkono mbele za watu, alafu yeye hajibu chochote.... kumbe umemfananisha

 

[andjul]

Nione ulichokisema[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] na utataka uchomeke kabisa

 

[Numbisa]

Unahangaika Kusukuma mlango ili ufunguke kwa sekunde kadhaa baadae unagundua kumbe mlango umeandikwa "pull" yaani Vuta!