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[omarion5]

[emoji3][emoji3]nipo kila siku.

Huwa nawaona wewe na bro shimba mnafanya yenu mida mida.

Na imekaribia [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Ulipotea sana

 

[myoyambendi]

Siku inaenda ukingoni

 

[myoyambendi]

Usiku wa pipii

 

[myoyambendi]

Pipii za kumumunyaaaa usiku

 

[capitalpool]

 

[myoyambendi]

Baridi na pipii

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Kumbe tayari mkuu

tayariiii

 

[omarion5]

Inawezekana maana hiyo post Nimeitafuta Twitter mpaka sio poa.

Hapana, wameedit sijui wamepachika tu hayo maneno

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Malcom Lumumba unasoma kitabu gani sasa hivi?

Mkuu wewe acha tuuuu.

 

[omarion5]

Mario- let me love you.

 

[myoyambendi]

TOFAUTI na vyakula vingine, ndizi zinafaida kubwa sana katika mwili wa binadamu. Kwa mujibu wa wataalamu wa lishe, ndizi zina virutubisho vya aina mbalimbali kama vile, protini, mafuta, kalishiamu, wanga, fosiforas, madini ya chuma, vitamin A,B,C na maji.

[emoji818][emoji818]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My girlfriend has just texted me that shes coming to my house and that she wants me to make her wet....

Sai nmeweka buckets tano za maji nangojea akam nimwagie..

following instructions[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[myoyambendi]

Siku inaenda ukingoni

 

[myoyambendi]

23:57

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Watoto wa miaka kumi skuizi wako na phone na PS...nikuwa hiyo age nlikua nagwaragwara chini na pen ya Aim nachoma Mtu amekaa mbele yangu kwa shingo[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[ledada]

Deja Vu

Upgrade U

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Three Sperms are discussing about their future:
SPERM 1: I will be a doctor when I'm born.
SPERM 2: I will be a Footballer.
SPERM 3: As for me, I will be a...Oh my God!
SPERM 1 & 2: What is it?
SPERM 3: Our future is ruined...the bastard is MASTURBATING!!![emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[ledada]

Kwa kifupi HAKUNA [emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️
News Alert: - Nauliza tu hivi kuna mwanamke ambaye si msaliti?

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mwanaume ni sufuria moja. Unaanza kupika strong tea, then skuma, then ugali. Ukifanya mistake uanze na ugali, iyo siku utaikula na chumvi.[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nikiwa 19 nlikuwa nmehustle hadi nko na pesa nmeficha chini ya mattress....Siku hizi at the age of 25 ile kitu naficha ni ''last seen'' tu[emoji34]