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[sweetlee]

sweetlee[emoji134] [emoji134] [emoji134] [emoji134] yaani upo kama huyo uliye mtaja????

Eee akchwale mimi ni mfanya biashara ya maparachichi nilio fanikiwa sana... Dar nipo mara mbili kwa wiki yaani Ijumaa na Jumamosi... Kwenye matumizi wala sina hiana, achana na umri wangu, nimeandika barua kuwaomba warejuleti mwaka wangu wa kuzaliwa. Suuni nitakuwa kijana mdogo mdogo nilie barikiwa kuwa na sura nzito ka fenesi la Tanga... Happy to see me?? [emoji7] [emoji7]

Hahaaaaa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] mkuu umesoma vizuri kweli [emoji6][emoji6]

 

[Nigendako]

Dating a short girl is so cute until you wanna kiss her , its like you are drinking water from the tap.. [emoji7][emoji7][emoji39][emoji39][emoji8]

Aisee!!

 

[ledada]

[emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16] poa shiro,nakusubiri kwa keja

Wazi kasmart[emoji23]

 

[ledada]

Come closer

Daddy Yo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

QUOTE of the day
you should have faith like a lady going to bed with a man for the first time , hajui ni nini itatolewa... straw ya lollipop ama mti ya jembe.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

CHINA has the largest population in world NOT because their MEN are extra horny OR their CHICKS are extra SEXY.....
It's because their CONDOMS are made in China...


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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If it weren’t for marriage, women
would have to spend most of their
adult lives arguing with complete
strangers.

 

[Nigendako]

Daddy Yo

African Bad gal

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A nice, calm and respectable lady
went into the pharmacy, right up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into
his eyes, and said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the
world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to
poison my husband."
The pharmacists eyes got big and he
exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband! That's against the law! I'll
lose my license! They'll throw both
of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will happen. Absolutely not! You
CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse
and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the
pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the
picture and replied, "Well now.
That's different. You didn't tell me
you had a prescription."

 

[ledada]

African Bad gal

MaLo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Son: Hello mum am flying back home next week
Mum: mmmhh y?
Son: Am HIV positive
Mum: ( in panic) no pliz no don't come
Son🙁 shocked) why!??
Mum: if u came u I'll infect ur wife n she will infect your brother, who will infect our house girl. The house girl will infect your father who will infect me. I will incfect our driver n he will infect your sister, and you knw once your sister is infected the whole village is dead. So spare our village pliz[emoji120]
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]:
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
Wisdom go kill me

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Africa girls.........When the pant is new, she will be like "boo remove it yourself " but when it is old and faded, she will be like "boo wait, I have a surprise for you, close your eyes "[emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

In some villages in Ghana population never changes...

Because anytime a girl gets pregnant.... A guy leaves town.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Nigendako]

MaLo

Manya[emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nimepost picha ya mamangu kwa Facebook. Kidogo kidogo babangu aka-comment "My friend tafuta yako, tusiharibiane ndoa please" [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Saa hii naogopa kwenda home [emoji537]. Niko hapa
Kumbe hadi mzae hapendi ujinga

 

[andjul]

Mie nikiona kucha ndefu najua huyo davet tu [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Davet ana shida sana, hivi ameshindwa ku klia hili tatizo kama mimi kwenye suruali ya kitambaa?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Teacher :Our topic today is photosynthesis,,,,Ben what is photosynthesis?
Ben 😛hotosynthesis is our topic today[emoji854][emoji854][emoji854][emoji854][emoji854][emoji854][emoji854][emoji854]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Pale primary nliambiwa niongoze national anthem. Mmi na kierehere yangu nkaanza,,,, ooh God of all irrigation, yes this our London Nation.............ilibidi headmaster asimamishe parade kwanza wa2 wacheke na nikatolewa kwa scout kabisaaa.... Na hivo ndo ndoto ya kua Jeshi ilizimwa [emoji51][emoji51][emoji26][emoji26] sai nko kwa jeshi LA wokovu[emoji276][emoji276]

 

[ledada]

Manya[emoji16]

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Sweet love