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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dreams

One morning, after she woke up, a woman told her husband,

"I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day.

What do you think it means?"

"Maybe you’ll find out tonight…," he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it

- to find a book entitled:"The Meaning of Dreams."
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[Numbisa]

 

[Numbisa]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Husband texts to wife on cell.. Hi,what r u doing Darling?

Wife: Im dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?

Wife: U idiot! Im dying my hair.. Husband: Bloody English Language!
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[moudgulf]

 

[moudgulf]

HATUPOI

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin checking account right now." "Sir, Im sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?" "Theres no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin checking account in this damn bank!" "I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
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[moudgulf]

Wale madem wanakataa kutoa suruali then ukiifikisha kwa magoti wanakusaidia kuisukuma kwa miguu, thanks for thinking twice[emoji13][emoji13][emoji13]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Haka kaSteve ndo kakurugenzi ka misiba yote ya "mastaa"?

 

[moudgulf]

Pamoja kiongozi , ni majukumu kuna muda yana bana inabidi uwe kama haupo , ila tupo p1 kiongozi

Kwa kweli tunakumiss sana mkuu. Wewe na mkuu HARUFU mnapotea sana

 

[moudgulf]

alasiri..

Magharibi inapiga hodi

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tom Mbayeye. Polepole kamanda [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Pyaar]

Haka kaSteve ndo kakurugenzi ka misiba yote ya "mastaa"?

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], Sio misiba tu, kenyewe kanacheza kama Pele popote kapo..

 

[moudgulf]

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Mwenyezi Mungu humfanya amtakaye vile atatavyo yeye MUNGU Hujafa hujaumbika. Ametukuka mwenyezi Mungu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[moudgulf]

bado watu tunapeana likes, naombeni namimi nizipate nikatoe m-pesa

Pokea tu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Numbisa]

Haka kaSteve ndo kakurugenzi ka misiba yote ya "mastaa"?

Hahahaha jamaa kwa fursa hajambo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[myoyambendi]

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