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[myoyambendi]

Weekend viwanjani...

 

[myoyambendi]

Viwanja vinapendeza....

 

[myoyambendi]

Kila mtu na mtue

 

[myoyambendi]

21:24

 

[myoyambendi]

Uji wa chumvi.....

 

[mzee wa liver]

*Jamaa alikua ana tabia akifanya mapenzi na Mke wake raha ikimkolea anapiga makelele mpaka majirani wasikia.*
*Siku moja jirani yake Mzee Hamisi akamwambia hivyo unavyo fanya ni makosa na ni aibu sana.*
*Watu wote wanajua wewe na mkeo munafanya nini·* *Jamaa akajibidiisha kwa siku mbili hakupiga kelele.*
*Siku ya tatu hakuweza kustahmili kwa raha akaanza kupiga kelele "Aaaah, mzee Hamisi nisamehe lakini tamu sanaaaa, Mzee Hamisi...... aaaaaaaah, nisamehe nitamaliza sasa hiviii, aaaah!.*

Mzee Hamisi akafungua dirisha akawambia

_*"wewe mjinga piga kelele utakavyo lakini usitaje jina langu majirani wataona unanifanya mimi"*_[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Kgothalo]

Hey there,

Hello

 

[mzee wa liver]

Magufuli: Wafungwa wafanyishwe kazi usiku na mchana na wazembe wapigwe mateke

 

[mzee wa liver]

Rais wa Tanzania John Pombe Magufuli amesema kuwa wafungwa wanapaswa kufanyishwa kazi usiku na mchana na kwamba wafungwa wazembe wanafaa 'kupigwa mateke'.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Magufuli alikuwa akizungumza katika uzinduzi wa afisa mkuu mpya wa Magereza nchini humo .

 

[mzee wa liver]

Amesema kuwa ilikuwa aibu kwa Tanzania kuendelea kuwaachilia huru wafungwa na kwamba watu hao wanapaswa kulima chakula chao katika shamba.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Amesema kuwa ilikuwa aibu kwa Tanzania kuendelea kuwaachilia huru wafungwa na kwamba watu hao wanapaswa kulima chakula chao katika shamba.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Anasema kuwa kutofanyishwa kazi kwa wafungwa kumesababisha kuwepo kwa wapenzi wa jinsia moja na matumizi ya mihadarati katika jela.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Ametoa wito wa kusitishwa kwa wanawake au wanaume kutembelea wake zao au waume zao jela.

 

[Baba wa Mapaka]

Magufuli: Wafungwa wafanyishwe kazi usiku na mchana na wazembe wapigwe mateke

Wanafanya na kina nani
Wakati wake zao wapo majumbani

 

[mzee wa liver]

Ametoa wito wa kusitishwa kwa wanawake au wanaume kutembelea wake zao au waume zao jela.

 

[Baba wa Mapaka]

Ametoa wito wa kusitishwa kwa wanawake au wanaume kutembelea wake zao au waume zao jela.

Hapo nimeelewa
Kumbe ni baada ya kutembelewa na wake au waume zao

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Cancel a date with a girl from kisii and you will here "so you made me bath for nothing "[emoji19]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you have a crush on someone, hide it very well because the moment you tell them, they will start acting like deputy jesus.

Either Obama to postpone his landing in Kisumu on Sunday or FIFA to postpone World Cup Finals; Luos want one international event at a time please.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

PROF.PLO LUMUMBA ON ONGOING BURNING OF SCHOOLS.
"The ongoing burning of schools in the country is miasma of deprecated apotheosis of hemorrhaging plutocracy cascade oozing into a malodorous excrense of mobocracy. With all term agent ossifying prodirities of kakocracy CS Amb. Amina knowledgecentora is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankam."

Do you agree with Prof. Lumumba that setting schools ablaze is cradcatriplose of megnolithrus mephocity?