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[Pyaar]

Usimdharau shemeji yako, swaga ng'ombe mpaka ufike nyarugusu[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

Hahahahaha! Nyarugusu tena?

 

[myoyambendi]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Tanga leo hakuna kula wala kuoga. Maji machafu kweli kweliView attachment 812351

Unasema mkuu nakuja inbox

 

[mzee wa liver]

Bora kahawa tungekunywa, maji yana nuka ajabu. Ndio yanayotoka kwenye bomba

Du

 

[moudgulf]

Hahahahaha!! Kwa mapana na marefuView attachment 812464

Kifungo cha maisha kitakacho ambatana na kazi za kujirisha mwenyewe kinamnyemele [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[myoyambendi]

15:12

 

[mzee wa liver]

Mh. Harrison Mwakyembe aliandika kazi nzuri komavu ya kifasihi. Ni mojawapo ya riwaya za mwanzo mwanzo za kitashtiti (satire) katika fasihi ya Kiswahili. Alipojitumbukiza kwenye siasa naona na kipaji cha uandishi akakitelekeza.

Bado kwangu Mimi ni mwanasiasa bora kabisa

 

[Pyaar]

Kifungo cha maisha kitakacho ambatana na kazi za kujirisha mwenyewe inamnyemele [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

Hahahaha!! Ajipange kulimia meno

 

[mzee wa liver]

Asante kwa orodha ya vitabu mkuu. Miaka ya 70 na 80 kilikuwa kipindi chenye afya sana katika fasihi ya Kiswahili. Sasa mambo yamehamia Kenya ambako kiwango cha usomaji wa vitabu angalau kina unafuu kidogo.

Kweli mkuu

 

[mzee wa liver]

Keshasahau kuwa mwenyewe juzi juzi tu hapa alikaribia kwenda huko huko?
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Hahahaha

 

[uniq]

Umememvunjia heshima sana, yani aje aone mimba wakati mahari yenyewe hujalipa[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Wabaya wangu utawajua tuu. Kama ni mimba ilasha pita sasa tuna lea mtoto. Raha sana kuzaliwa na Dada

 

[uniq]

Baada ya kukosekana maji tanga ukaona bora umtoe ndani!![emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] wewe ni mtaaata[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

Hahahàhhaaa. Kaenda kuchota maji

 

[uniq]

Usimdharau shemeji yako, swaga ng'ombe mpaka ufike nyarugusu[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

Nafuata mila za kwao. Huwa wanakuja kuchagua wenyewe kwenye banda

 

[uniq]

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Usicheke

 

[uniq]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], utashangaa unageuziwa kibano wewe...Jipange, au uniq ni lege lege?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahaha wana nijua vizuri sana

 

[uniq]

Au ulilipa mahali ya ahadi?[emoji23][emoji23]

Nimelipa Ng'ombe tena waka bakiza vindama nikakuza waka zaa wakaja waka wachukua tena sasa hivi SYB anataka kuchukua banda zima. Kweli aje achukue nitafuga wengine

 

[uniq]

Unasema mkuu nakuja inbox

Njoo

 

[uniq]

Hahahahaha! Nyarugusu tena?

Waache hao kwanza ndio waliokuwa wana mdanganya Babe S wangu. Sio watu wazuri hao

 

[Pyaar]

Nimelipa Ng'ombe tena waka bakiza vindama nikakuza waka zaa wakaja waka wachukua tena sasa hivi SYB anataka kuchukua banda zima. Kweli aje achukue nitafuga wengine

Hahahahaha! Polee, ndo utu uzima huo.

 

[Pyaar]

Waache hao kwanza ndio waliokuwa wana mdanganya Babe S wangu. Sio watu wazuri hao

Polee