myoyambendi
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- Sep 13, 2013
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HahahahaMume alikuwa anampiga mkewe! jirani akaja kuamua:-
Jirani: Mke hapigwi jirani!!
Mke: Mume wangu msikilize jirani anavyokwambia!
Mume: Ni mjeuri huyu nimfanyeje kama hapigwi?
Jirani: Dawa yake unaoa mke mwengine tu!
Mke: Nyooo Hasidi weee! NIPIGE MUME WANGU USIMSIKILIZE JIRANI..! NIPIGE NIKOME MAANA MIMI WAKATI mwingine SINA ADABU
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Hahahaha*Wana yanga wanavyopita kwenye meza za magazet kama wanatoa heshima za mwisho*
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HahahahaUBISHI SI MZURI!
Waziri wa Mifugo katembelea mradi wa NYUKI, alipofika getini Mlinzi akamwambia haruhusiwi mtu kuingia kwa sasa!
Waziri kwa hasira akamjibu Mlinzi kwani hujui mimi ni nani huku akimwonesha kitambulisho!
Mlinzi kwa utii, akamwambia haya ingia muheshimiwa!
Baada ya muda mfupi, Waziri alisikika akiita Mlinzi, Mlinzi NYUKI wamenivamia-Mlinzi AKAJIBU waoneshe kitambulisho huenda HAWAKUJUI WEWE NI NANI?!
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]A wife said to her husband when it comes to sex u are like a cellphone'.
Husband replies,' do i vibrate too much?
Wife answered 'no,u loose network once u get inside.
Aseee, Mwenyezi Mungu atuepusheWatalaka wanaongoza kwa maambukizi ya UKIMWI. Why?
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