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Mkuu punguza ukali wa maneno Tumia tafsida [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Hilo neno la mwsho umetukana hapo[emoji23]
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Yapi tena
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A great future doesn't require a great past. The rest of your story is still unwritten.
A secret to happiness is letting every situation be what it is instead of what you think it should be, and then making the best of it. [emoji179]
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." [emoji113]
- #Mae West
“Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.”
- #Stan Smith
Good night[emoji42][emoji42][emoji42]
A secret to happiness is letting every situation be what it is instead of what you think it should be, and then making the best of it. [emoji179]
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." [emoji113]
- #Mae West
“Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.”
- #Stan Smith
Good night[emoji42][emoji42][emoji42]
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Insomnia
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Watu wapo vizuri kwa kufukuzia warembo[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]
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Cole Williams
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Nitakuja
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Huyu hawezi funga zipu huyu mwache tu yamkute
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Hahahahahaha, nimecheeeka mpaka watu wananishangaaa[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]
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Ati umesema, nitakuwa wa Demo? [emoji134]♂️[emoji134]♂️
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Angalia hapo[emoji116] [emoji116] [emoji116] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Wakubwa nimekua nafikiria vitu mob sana.
I wanted to suggest that when one of us is sick apa kwa hii sredi yetu, we can go and visit the person with 1 bag of Rice, 3 chickens, 1 ltr of cooking oil, kshs 500 air time and cash of kshs3000. If we all agree to my suggestion we can start tomorrow, am not feeling well... I am feeling body pains all over.
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I wanted to suggest that when one of us is sick apa kwa hii sredi yetu, we can go and visit the person with 1 bag of Rice, 3 chickens, 1 ltr of cooking oil, kshs 500 air time and cash of kshs3000. If we all agree to my suggestion we can start tomorrow, am not feeling well... I am feeling body pains all over.
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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There are 2 types of girls in this world,, kuna wale wakiwa hurt, they will cry alone, lakini sasa kuna hii species ingine itapost *crying with Roy and 132 others* utadhani wako matanga ya King Majuto🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣[emoji703][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703]
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Kaa ni old paka rangi[emoji23][emoji23]
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Kaa ni old paka rangi[emoji23][emoji23]
carbamazepine
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Mods wamesepa na uzi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Yegomasika
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Jirani unamwaga mboga sasa! [emoji23][emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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My sister, the moment you fall in love in with a man who is a lover of politics and sports be sure you have an uphill task in making sure your love works.
These are men difficult to handle, they act emotionless you might mistake them of having no feelings. I mean how do you expect him to be of emotions if he has contained his feelings since he started supporting a Raila presidency. He is hard hearted, he has endured pain and grief. He thinks of how he has witnessed victory being stolen and he stays in a relationship as if its a forced grand coalition government.
Its not that he lacks emotions, its not like he doesn't have feelings for you, its not like he doesn't love. Actually these are the most romantic men you will ever come across but only that there way of being romantic is not what you expect of them.
For him, taking you to a political rally is more romantic than taking you to a 5 star Hotel for pizza and porridge[emoji23].
He will come home excited and hug you, kiss you and carry you to bed only for him to tell you ''.....baba amesema Canaan is real", [emoji23][emoji23]. Yeah that's what excites him. Understand him.
He loves you darling.
He might not send you long romantic texts but instead sends you political quotes, understand him and take out a love message from the political text. [emoji23].
Don't create a drama when he takes most his time online following every political move in the country, at least appreciate that in 24 hours a day he has 4 straight hours with you Non-stop. Give him peace for the 20 hours he acts as if he don't care, you can as well use that time to develop yourself in your area of interest.
If he comes home and find you watching your favourite series, will you be surprised if he turns on the woofer full volume with the NASA TIBIM, TIALALA song playing? Will you? No, all you need is join him in the dance, "whine n couch" for him[emoji23][emoji23].
Anyway, I'm saying that, its not that sisi wapenda siasa hatupendi ni lugha yetu ya mapenzi haieleweki kwa wengi.
He loves you darling[emoji7][emoji7].
Understand him, make a family with him. Have kids with him and pray hard the kids don't turn out to be worse than their dad. You know you risk having a kid who gets expelled in Nursery for leading a strike against an oppressive administration.[emoji23][emoji23]
These are men difficult to handle, they act emotionless you might mistake them of having no feelings. I mean how do you expect him to be of emotions if he has contained his feelings since he started supporting a Raila presidency. He is hard hearted, he has endured pain and grief. He thinks of how he has witnessed victory being stolen and he stays in a relationship as if its a forced grand coalition government.
Its not that he lacks emotions, its not like he doesn't have feelings for you, its not like he doesn't love. Actually these are the most romantic men you will ever come across but only that there way of being romantic is not what you expect of them.
For him, taking you to a political rally is more romantic than taking you to a 5 star Hotel for pizza and porridge[emoji23].
He will come home excited and hug you, kiss you and carry you to bed only for him to tell you ''.....baba amesema Canaan is real", [emoji23][emoji23]. Yeah that's what excites him. Understand him.
He loves you darling.
He might not send you long romantic texts but instead sends you political quotes, understand him and take out a love message from the political text. [emoji23].
Don't create a drama when he takes most his time online following every political move in the country, at least appreciate that in 24 hours a day he has 4 straight hours with you Non-stop. Give him peace for the 20 hours he acts as if he don't care, you can as well use that time to develop yourself in your area of interest.
If he comes home and find you watching your favourite series, will you be surprised if he turns on the woofer full volume with the NASA TIBIM, TIALALA song playing? Will you? No, all you need is join him in the dance, "whine n couch" for him[emoji23][emoji23].
Anyway, I'm saying that, its not that sisi wapenda siasa hatupendi ni lugha yetu ya mapenzi haieleweki kwa wengi.
He loves you darling[emoji7][emoji7].
Understand him, make a family with him. Have kids with him and pray hard the kids don't turn out to be worse than their dad. You know you risk having a kid who gets expelled in Nursery for leading a strike against an oppressive administration.[emoji23][emoji23]