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[moudgulf]

Nilikuwa toilet umeme umekatika ghafla nimeshtuka utafikiri zoezi hili naliendesha kwa kutumia umeme.
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[Pyaar]

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[mzee wa liver]

Matembele huwa sionji kakake,yale huwa nakula kabisa[emoji23][emoji23]ila matembele matam jamani

Ukikuta kama yamekangwa kama yameungua kidogo matamu sana[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nimecheka.

Hata ukiwa unamgegeda na akawa hajielewi fahamu zikimrudia unalo[emoji23][emoji23]

Nakataa mi sijagusa nywele zake. Labda zimevurugika wakati anajiburuta kutoka kona moja ya kitanda kwenda nyingine. Tena nitaruka maili mia. Ukizubaa tu utaishia kwenda kununulishwa wigi la laki tatu na ushee eti umeharibu nywele. Kha !!!

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kakake hata kama gharama zilikuhusu,usijaribu kamwe
Utanyimwa konokono na wifi shauri yako[emoji23][emoji23]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Msambwanda wake kama sahani ya bati[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]

Basi hakuna mnachojadili hapo [emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️

 

[Pyaar]

Ulimbukeni. Pesa za masharti. Ushamba. Ubahili. Udikteta n.k, n.k...

Pesa za masharti....Hiyo ndo habari kubwa.

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[Pyaar]

Msambwanda wake kama sahani ya bati[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], ule wa kujibinua.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Duh!

Kazi ipo [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kwani kuonja ni kula?

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[Pyaar]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nimecheka.

Hata ukiwa unamgegeda na akawa hajielewi fahamu zikimrudia unalo[emoji23][emoji23]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], ulikuwa na bahati hata mlikubaliana ununue wigi...

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Sasa angefanyeje? Kulikuwa na otenativu nyingine hapo kweli?

 

[Mla Bata]

Hahaha hilo la kununua wigi la gharama ilibidi tu iwe hivyo hakukua na jinsi ya kuepuka

 

[Pyaar]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]kama kawaida yako,ushaharibu

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], nilijua tu.

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[andjul]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]kama kawaida yako,ushaharibu

Loh[emoji87] [emoji87] lugha mmeibadilisha sana...

 

[moudgulf]

Atakaye toa nae atakuwa mjinga....Kwa lipi??

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Labda K yake ina mgodi wa dhahabu[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[moudgulf]

Atakaye toa nae atakuwa mjinga....Kwa lipi??

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Labda K yake ina mgodi wa dhahabu[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kwani anaoa urembo???
Unatoa mil.500 ndani anakuwa pasua kichwa....Kimeo...Mil.500 inakunyima usingizi + AMANI...Shwainiii kabisa

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Uzuri wa mwanamke ni nini ?
SYB jibu ninalo wengine naomba jibu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Pyaar]

Walaaa.... Siwezi, mbona nshaelewa vizuri tu.
Tatizo ni kupata uji wa kutosha, maana yake ni lazima ule karanga, nazi, mihogo mibichi, supu ya pweza, mlonge wa kutosha [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] mambo ya stiimingi ya sura na nywele kwa kutumia parachichi [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] woooozaaa...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[andjul]

Nywele kwa mwanamke aisee ni kitu cha thamani. Mmoja hivi alijichanganya akaniambia eti nimsaidie kufumua. Alikuwa kasuka hivi virasta vidogo vidogo vingiii. Nikafumua kama vitano hivi nikaona vidole vimeanza kuniuma. Ngosha nikaamua kupita short cut kwa kukata na mkasi nikidhani kuwa nilikuwa nakata hizo rasta za bandia. Kuja kushtuka kumbe nilikuwa nakata nywele zenyewe na nilipomaliza kufumua kichwa kizima akawa kama amedonolewa donolewa na kuku. Moto ulioniwakia sitakaa nisahau + safari ya kwenda kutafuta wigi. Horrible experience. Sasa hivi nishaapa sitakaa niguse nywele za mwanamke labda tu kama namgegeda amenogewa hajielewi [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

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