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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Girls suck at cuddling.. 3mins in and they be like "I got a question and don't lie" [emoji3]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You keep sending her jokes to make her day. She keeps forwarding your jokes to him to get his attention. Ghelz!!! [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
🤣🤣🤣[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dear ladies.....not all guys will hit and run. Some of us hit hit hit hit hit hit hit hit, destroy the place and watch you run[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji119][emoji119]
Thought you should know this

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sometimes your boyfriend isn't cheating on you🤷‍♂...he is cheating on his girlfriend with you....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]..don't be too ambitious[emoji855][emoji855][emoji855][emoji855]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If a girl truly loves you she will always feel shy[emoji85][emoji85] to ask you for money [emoji108] achana na hizi takataka zingine zinaitisha kama ni deni.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Leo nimeguza mtu roho[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1322]‍♀

 

[ho chi minh]

Yaani mimi ningemrudisha na hiyo sh500 yake,mfyuuu.

Sijambo kakake,habari ya wewe

Karudi akiwa mzima na shilingi mia tano, maana yake alipata faida iliyomuwezesha kula, matibabu, mavazi.


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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

when friends see you with a beautiful girl
IN USA:
Waaw what a beautiful girl take care of her
IN KENYA:
Weka hii ghasia mimba asikuponyoke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wakenya friends tulikosea wapi

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[ho chi minh]

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Anapenda thana kula chipthi na pepthi

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Inasemekana hoteli ya White Sands inawaka moto muda huu...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Anapenda thana kula chipthi na pepthi

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[carbamazepine]

Lakini mbona tudame hutu tukondefu hubehave hivi? [emoji848] Sa nimehit inbox ya kengine kidogo kidogo kananiambia ati am happily married then kakanikulisha block na mimi nilitaka kukauliza tu mbona mzee wake anasumbua aunt yangu[emoji28][emoji28]

Daaah!![emoji134][emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]

 

[carbamazepine]

Nataka nikuhonge wewe tu

Aiseeh!!

 

[carbamazepine]

Kipapatio

Ndo kinini hiko?

 

[carbamazepine]

Girls suck at cuddling.. 3mins in and they be like "I got a question and don't lie" [emoji3]

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[moudgulf]

 

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[moudgulf]

Weekend inanukia

Weekend hii hapa