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[moudgulf]

Yaani mimi ningemrudisha na hiyo sh500 yake,mfyuuu.

Sijambo kakake,habari ya wewe

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[moudgulf]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji46][emoji174][emoji113]Your girlfriend has the nerve to really call u at 03:00am and ask:

Her: Wat u doing Babe
Me: I'm swimming

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nyie mnao sema mapenzi yanakosesha usingizi mnawajua KUNGUNI[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]

 

[myoyambendi]

Poleni wafanyakazi wooote

 

[myoyambendi]

Poleni wakulima wooote

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hehehe some men can brag about how many girls they have slept with but they forget to tell us how many minutes they lasted on them 🤭[emoji854][emoji854]🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#mwanaume in effort

 

[myoyambendi]

Poleni wasafiri wooote

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A boy asks his mom Why am I black and youre white? She says Dont even go there. The way that party went youre lucky you dont bark.

 

[myoyambendi]

Poleni mnaolea nyumbani

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Guys is it true that tall and very skinny girls with big breasts look like letter P ? [emoji848]

 

[myoyambendi]

Poleni mlio kwenye foleni za daladala

 

[myoyambendi]

Poleni mnaoendelea na kazi

 

[myoyambendi]

Kila mtu ana umuhimu wake

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies if you tell your boyfriend your problems and he is like "what are you going to do" then my sister know that you are dating one of your problems[emoji706][emoji706]🤣🤣🤣

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom that he needs Viagra. The mom asks Why on Earth do you need that?! The little boy says Isnt that what you give daddy when his sh*t doesnt get hard?

 

[myoyambendi]

DAR ES SALAAM

Baada ya video kusambaa katika Mitandao ya Kijamii, Mgambo waliompiga kinyama Robson Orotho anayedaiwa kutolipa faini ya usafi wakamatwa.
Waliokamatwa ni Kelvin Edson, Gudluck Festo, Rehema Nyange. Watafikishwa Mahakamani haraka iwezekanavyo.

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[Geranimo E K I A]

Nyie mnao sema mapenzi yanakosesha usingizi mnawajua KUNGUNI[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]

Hawawajui hao mkuu KUNGUNI ni zaidi ya chama kile

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Halafu sijui mbona time mtu huuko smart ndio unakutana na watu. You feel like telling them "I wish ungekuwa hapa jana uone venye nimedunga suti na bow tie" Ama "si ukuje tena kesho" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13]

 

[myoyambendi]

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