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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hakuna mtu anakuwanga amekosa adabu kama msee anapika na anajua mtu mwingine ndo ataosha vyombo... Utapata hadi vikombe kwa sink na hamjakunywa kitu🤣🤣🤣

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Your sugar daddy is someones else husband.... You give him flowers he repackages them and gives them to his wife...
his wife repackages them n gives them to her sugar boy.... Her sugar boy is your boyfriend now you are holding flowers thinking this flowers look familiar

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You people who scored grade D and E in Biology.. Do you even digest your own food?
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[myoyambendi]

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Duh!

 

[myoyambendi]

19:08

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nimeona dame wa "Men are Trash" battalion ako na mimba[emoji119]nikaamuliza..
"Madam,which one of your fingers has testicles?"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Life is funny[emoji23]
She sees u as a brother but you see her as your future wife[emoji23][emoji23]life tho

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lakini mbona tudame hutu tukondefu hubehave hivi? [emoji848] Sa nimehit inbox ya kengine kidogo kidogo kananiambia ati am happily married then kakanikulisha block na mimi nilitaka kukauliza tu mbona mzee wake anasumbua aunt yangu[emoji28][emoji28]

 

[myoyambendi]

Amani na upendo udumu

 

[myoyambendi]

Weekend inanukia

 

[ho chi minh]

Mchepuko ni nani??
Mwanamke yeyote anaweza kuwa mchepuko, haijalishi kaolewa ama hajaolewa...
Cha kushangaza huyo anayelala kila siku kifo cha mende kuna mahali anabinuka kufa kupona, na mieleka juu....Kama sio yule wa kifo cha mende awapo na mumewe....Shwainiiii kabisa.



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Kweli tupu

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When a girl starts posting Bible verses just know she's pregnant

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Me: I scratched your car
Dad: I forgive you son
Me: I failed at college
Dad: I forgive you
Me: I sniffed cocaine
Dad: That's bad but i still forgive you
Me: I made a girl pregnant
Dad: Go find a job and I still forgive you
Me: I support Man Utd
Dad: GET THE F... OUT OF MY HOUSE!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kids born 2000 are getting into relationships wewe apo wa 90's ni kusema tu 'bora uhai'..... Menopause haina uhai[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Cole Williams]

Mmmh!!
Honga wewe acha ubahiri

Nataka nikuhonge wewe tu

 

[ho chi minh]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] alienda kutafuta pesa huyo baba, angalau baada mihangaiko miaka mingi akafanikiwa kupata sh 500/[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] .hujambo dada

Uko sahihi

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[Cole Williams]

Kama?

Kipapatio

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

That awkward moment being introduced to somebody you have already slept with [emoji2][emoji6]

 

[Cole Williams]

Mchepuko ni nani??
Mwanamke yeyote anaweza kuwa mchepuko, haijalishi kaolewa ama hajaolewa...
Cha kushangaza huyo anayelala kila siku kifo cha mende kuna mahali anabinuka kufa kupona, na mieleka juu....Kama sio yule wa kifo cha mende awapo na mumewe....Shwainiiii kabisa.



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Mkuu kifo cha Mende ni nini

 

[ho chi minh]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] alienda kutafuta pesa huyo baba, angalau baada mihangaiko miaka mingi akafanikiwa kupata sh 500/[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] .hujambo dada

Kutafuta sio mpaka upate nyingi,
Mzee alipata faida nyingi tu.


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