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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When you wanted to send an sms to ur wife saying "i love you" & it mistakenly went to your landlady & she responds with "l've been holding myself for too long, i love you too &
please stop paying rent.

 

[Davet]

West Africa. Huyu kazidisha na halimpendezi kabisa. It is actually gross
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Too much is bad

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The reason women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees, He will start unzipping! MEN WILL BE MEN.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Too much is bad

Kabisa bro

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Girls visiting guys will carry everything they need in their big bag:
extra clothes, extra pants, extra bra,
flat slippers, soap, sponge, body
cream, make-up kit etc. No matter
how big their bag is they won't carry
transport fare. Girls, but nauli. Girls WHY???

 

[Numbisa]

jirani siku hizi unamwachia simu mdada anaposti huyo!!!!!
Numbisa

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[Numbisa]

Sijaelewa jirani,nifafanulie.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]jiran kapenda jana ulivyoandika kuhusi kende

 

[Davet]

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Hahahahah Aiseee

 

[Numbisa]

Bro hawezi soma comment kwa comment,kufuatilia ubuyu nacho ni kipaji[emoji23]

Kweli ubuyu kipaji hasa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Hivi siti yuko wapi?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]kajificha hukoo

 

[Numbisa]

Sema marehem naye alikuwa na moyo na mapenzi sana kwa bidada.
Tatizo hawa maslay kwini wetu wanataka ku maintain status zao kwenye macho ya watu,na naona wengi wanatamani maisha ya mama machache hawajui bahati ya mtu hailaliwi mlango wazi.

Ila nawaza je angeweza kuwa mama mchungaji??

Ila jamaa alikua na hela ukichanganya na za mzee,sema tu bibie alitaka maisha flan makubwa ya kushow off mitandaon na jamaa mzito kwa hayo mambo basi lugha gongana.

Asingeweza kabisaaa.cheki lipstic anayopaka na kukoleza sidhan kama angekubali kusimamishwa majukwaan kwa muda mrefu

 

[Numbisa]

Kuna nini jamani. Mbona tunataka kuwa kama kwa wazungu huko ambako watoto hawatoki peke yao hata nje kwenda kucheza sababu ya mapedofaili. What is going on with my beautiful Tanzania?

Siku hizi watoto kuwa peke yao ni hatari sana

 

[Davet]

18:00

 

[Davet]

Huyu nae ananiita kweli

 

[Davet]

Ananilazimisha mimi sitaki

 

[Davet]

Sijisikii bhana

 

[Davet]

Aaah!

 

[Davet]

• circumvent
  surround so as to force to give up

 

[Davet]

• clamor
  utter or proclaim insistently and noisily

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sijisikii bhana

Angalia utabakwa [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]