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[moudgulf]

Niliwahi kojiona kuwa nilikuwepo miaka kadhaa iliyopita wakati wazee wakisimuliana matukio ya miaka iliyopita kabla sijazaliwa.
Kila wanavyohadithiana najihisi kukumbuka matukio husika ingawa sikuwepo.

Duh, inanitokeaga...mfano napita mahali napata feeling kuwa nilishawahi kupita katika wakati ule ule

 

[moudgulf]

Hujambo bibie

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Wanawake tutapona
Wanaume je?[emoji848][emoji848]

Wanaume si ndiyo wenye sperm shem [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099]

 

[Jadda]

SYB umepata taarifa kuwa Idris Elba ana Corona ??

Smart amekorofisha nini? [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nimerudi...hata hapalaliki

Ukifumba macho tu waiona Corona....

Usipokuwa makini kesho utaamka na kijikohozi cha kishikaji na kihoma cha mbaliiiii....

Fear can lead to stress which can compromise your immune system. You don't wanna do that.

 

[Cole Williams]

Inakuaje Mkatalunya?

Good vipi majambo yanakwenda

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Aisee

Halafu linene sasa dah !!!

 

[Drizzle]

Hapana haipo hivyo bro hii Dunia bado haijafika mwisho, hayo ya watu kijifungia ndani ni swala la muda tu yatapita na kila kitu kitarudi kama zamani

Lets hope for good

 

[myoyambendi]

23:00

 

[Khantwe]

Niliwahi kojiona kuwa nilikuwepo miaka kadhaa iliyopita wakati wazee wakisimuliana matukio ya miaka iliyopita kabla sijazaliwa.
Kila wanavyohadithiana najihisi kukumbuka matukio husika ingawa sikuwepo.

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Hahaha loh

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[Numbisa]

Na kwanini itokee?

Sijui kwann

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Shem vipi tena

Niko hapa nakunywa kahawa yangu kwa amani shem mbele yangu hapa lijibinti tipwa tipwa hivi jeupe limekaa tu linakula salad nageuka hivi nakutana na lijiupaja hilooo halafu lenyewe linajishebedua shebedua tu huku likiongea kwenye simu. Limekuja kuachanisha miguu shem ikulu kabisa laivu halina kitu ndani. Imebidi tu nikemee na kuondoka shem. Shetani shindwaaaaa !!! Roho ya kupenda misambwanda shindwaaa !!! Roho ya Korona shindwaaa !!! [emoji2221][emoji2221][emoji2221]

 

[Khantwe]

Aaargh...Huyu binti kaniharibia siku yangu. Kakaa tu vibaya halafu kumbe hata kufuli hana. Shwaini kabisa wallahi [emoji2221][emoji2221][emoji2221][emoji2221][emoji2221]

Yuko wapi huyo binti sasa

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Siwajibugi mbovu mimi, ila matendo tu utakaa unisumbue sumbue hovyo

Utakaa [emoji777]
Hutakaa [emoji818]

Kwani nawe ni nshomile au kule UK kwa Yego? Au ni typo tu ya kawaida?

 

[Davet]

Good vipi majambo yanakwenda

Yanakwenda mzee japo mwendo wa Kobe ila ndio yanaenda hivyo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kwani ni usumbufu kutongozwa

Hujawahi kuibukiwa na demu bro?

 

[Cole Williams]

Angelina Jolie ~Salt

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Jamaa tayari anakirusi View attachment 1390432

Oh Jizazi....

Na Tom Hanks na mkewe....

 

[Depal]

Utakaa [emoji777]
Hutakaa [emoji818]

Kwani nawe ni nshomile au kule UK kwa Yego? Au ni typo tu ya kawaida?

Nilitaka kuedit ila simu ikaita. Normal typo 😎

 

[Cole Williams]

Niko hapa nakunywa kahawa yangu kwa amani shem mbele yangu hapa lijibinti tipwa tipwa hivi jeupe limekaa tu linakula salad nageuka hivi nakutana na lijiupaja hilooo halafu lenyewe linajishebedua shebedua tu huku likiongea kwenye simu. Limekuja kuachanisha miguu shem ikulu kabisa laivu halina kitu ndani. Imebidi tu nikemee na kuondoka shem. Shetani shindwaaaaa !!! Roho ya kupenda misambwanda shindwaaa !!! Roho ya Korona shindwaaa !!! [emoji2221][emoji2221][emoji2221]

Cha msingi umeangalia na haukushirikisha moyo
Big up bro [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]