Yegomasika
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75 years young and still kicking. 😁😁😁
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Yegomasika
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Jumanne njema kwa wana likes wote. 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
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Donnie Charlie
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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, " BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, " BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
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Haaa
bado upooooo
moudgulf
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Nchi nyingine wala huwezi kufikiria hata kukanyaga ardhi yake.
moudgulf
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Kwema hujambo
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Kgothalo
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Huyu mimi kabisa 😀😀
moudgulf
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Kiongozi mkuu wa chama cha ACT Wazalendo ndugu Zitto Kabwe amemteua mwanachama mpya wa chama hicho Benard Membe kuwa mshauri wa chama
moudgulf
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Tumeipenda wenyewe..
Na waseme wapasuke,
Wacha tuisome namba wee..
Yanga yetu mbele..kwa mbele....
Na waseme wapasuke,
Wacha tuisome namba wee..
Yanga yetu mbele..kwa mbele....
moudgulf
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Arsenal full shangwe
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moudgulf
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London imelipuka
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moudgulf
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The Happiness
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Usinisahau na mimi😅😅...You Good sis?
Kgothalo
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Am good.....how about you??