Valentine inakaribia ila sina hata wa kuniletea ua

[Nakadori]

Pole sana, ngoja waje kukupa muongozo...

Watakuja wa maua na zawadi zingine ila ziwekwe hapa hapa

 

[Nakadori]

Anko nimefika.

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[Nakadori]

Mjomba wako mlishaachana Nakadori ?

Anko naelekea kumtafutia msaidizi maana ameshindwa kwenda na kasi ya mambo haya...ila

 

[Nakadori]

Anko wetu Anaupiga mwingi[emoji4]

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Kikubwa ajue nimeshindaje na nineamkaje...hata akipotea mwaka. Muache akatafute hela

 

[Nakadori]

Ila kuna wazee wapo romantic ile mbaya hadi unasema hivi huyu ni mzee kweli au ?

Kuna waziri mmoja mstaafu Ana mambo ya kutosha hadi nikashangaa....yan na ujana wangu me ndo mshamba kwake

 

[Nakadori]

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Mtaji huu .....kifupi hii ni bajeti ya kijiji ya mwaka

 

[Omusolopogasi]

Au muda wa kuolewa umefika sasa? Maana uncle hawezi kukuoa.

Anko naelekea kumtafutia msaidizi maana ameshindwa kwenda na kasi ya mambo haya...ila

 

[Nakadori]

Dah! Dah!!![emoji23]
Naomba nijifunze kunyamaza[emoji23][emoji23]

Onga duu....mgosii?

 

[Nakadori]

Jaman kupitia huu uzi mkumbukege kuwapelekea maua wapenzi wenu sio mnawapa hela tu kila kitu kina maana yake.

NB; SIJASEMA MSIWAPE HELA

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[Nakadori]

Shida ua tu na kulala south benga(beach), mie najitolea kufanikisha hayo.

Tanguliza muamala kwanza nkafanye booking...[emoji85][emoji85] halaf usije uliza uliza progress...ww jiandae tukutane tu ucku wa valentine utanikuta pale Getini

 

[Nakadori]

Jamaa yangu yule ana majanga, halafu ukimuona ni mpolee

Yupii tena?

 

[Nakadori]

Yaani,unakuta watu wengine mapenzi ndio yanawatafuta nakuwalilia ,Mda ndio hawana,mapenzi ndio yanawasumbukia,kama hawa Akina mjomba,wengine SASA wanalialia Hadi huruma kujipendekeza wapi,sijui ninjia ipi takufata

Ukimpenda mtu shuti kujipendekezaaa

 

[Nakadori]

Au muda wa kuolewa umefika sasa? Maana uncle hawezi kukuoa.

Anataka mtoto me bado naona gumu

 

[EINSTEIN112]

Yupii tena?

Mwenye BAN

 

[makaveli10]

Tanguliza muamala kwanza nkafanye booking...[emoji85][emoji85] halaf usije uliza uliza progress...ww jiandae tukutane tu ucku wa valentine utanikuta pale Getini

Booking tayar, tukutane getini.

Bong dar es Salaam, prof jizze.

 

[cocastic]

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[Liverpool VPN]

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Kama kichwa cha uzi kinavyosomeka ...valentine imekaribia ila jaman hata sina wa kuniletea ua.....

Uncle hana ishu za kisasa za kupeana maua... hapo nikiomba hela ntapewa nyingi tuu ila sasa ulete vitu romantic utashangaa na roho yako.

Yani natamani mtoko wa maana nifanyiwe japo romantic dinner kwenye kahotel kalipo Beach hata South Beach ya Kigamboni halafu tulale huko huko. Sema ndo hivyo mipango sio matumizi.

NB. Wale wa kuja PM siwataki jamani. Nimeridhika na style ya kizee zee ya uncle.

mmmh madam, mama alikusomesha mpaka Masters halafu Mungu akasema na roho yake.
Mama akamwachia kaka ake (mjomba) akulee ila mbona Tena mjomba anakula badala ya KULEA?

#YNWA

 

[That Gentleman]

I want...and I don't want.

Nilijua tu, lazima mtu achezee za uso.

 

[Karucee]

Nilijua tu, lazima mtu achezee za uso.

Anazingua.

Wewe una mtu wako unahangaika nini kisa maua.

 

[kelphin]

Dada yangu bora ubaki hivyo hivyo
Mapenzi ni mateso sana
Mapenzi ni kuteseka
Mapenzi ni mpasuko wa moyo
Mapenzi ni giza zito
Mapenzi ni kadhia
Mapenzi ni kutoa na kujumlisha kisha ugawanye kwa sifuri