Watoto wa siku hizi hawajui kabisa enzi zetu uliweza kuchapwa kwa sababu zifuatazo...

Lily Tony · Apr 1, 2019

😂😂😂uwii mkuu mbavu zangu

fundi25 said:
Ukijamba mkiwa wa 3 wakati wa kula usiku mezani lazma utafutwe ata kwa kunuswa!!! Ukijuwa utagundulila bora utoke nduki ukalale kwa mjomba kuepuka kipigo kisicho kuwa na kipimo!!
Maana ukichapwa ukaendela kulia zoezi Lina anza upya! Ukichapwa ukajamba tena zoezi linaanza tena Automatic!!

gunz · Apr 1, 2019

Umeenda kuoga mara sabuni ikadondoka chini ikawa na mchanga .utachapwa tu.

poleni · Apr 1, 2019

Kukalia kiti anachotumia mzee.. Utachapwa.
Kutumia sahani na vikombe vya dingilai yani hapo ni kama umeisiga na kuikanyaga katiba.. Mahakama ya baba mkazi lazima ikuhusu. Ni viboko mbele ya watoto wengine halafu unakiri kosa, na adhabu ndogo ndogo kufagia banda la kuku wiki nzima...

cocochanel · Apr 1, 2019

Mshana Jr said:
26. Ukitembea na mtu mzima, ukajikwaa na ukaangua kicheko, utachapwa.

Nieleweshe hii

George Angyelile · Apr 1, 2019

Ukiweka mkono mfukoni mbele ya wazee utachapwa, ukisalimia bila kusindikizia mkono wa pili utachapwa

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google helper · Apr 1, 2019

Lord eyes said:
Ukivaa ndala za mzee utachapwa

Ukichelewa kuwaishule utachapwa

Usiposafisha banda utachapwa

Usipooga utachapwa

Ukiwa mchoyo utachapwa

Ukiomba omba pipi utachapwa

sio pipi bosi ni peremende

George Angyelile · Apr 1, 2019

Lily Tony said:
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]uwii mkuu mbavu zangu

Well noted hahahaha

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Kalosa · Apr 1, 2019

ukicheza na nguo za kanisani utachapwa sana.

Rohombaya · Apr 1, 2019

Dah usipofanya homework hauchapwi....[emoji41]

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Che mittoga · Apr 1, 2019

Ukimwambia mtu kuwa yeye kwamba ni.

Underdog - utachapwa

Ukimdhihaki mtu kuwa ni yeye ni mtu wa,

Hovyohovyo - utachwapwa

Ila Kama ni Swahiba wa Mtukufu huchapwi.
Wala huruhusiwi kumwomba radhi mtu yoyote hata kama umemkosea.
Kwakuwa Unakuwa ni Kipenzi Pekee cha cha Mtukufu.

Chifu wa Kabila Lenu.

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Mwananchi B · Apr 1, 2019

Ukifumwa unatoka direction ya jikoni na tuchembe chembe twa sukari pembeni ya mdomo, halafu unaulizwa nini hiyo mdomoni, "Mara unajibu oooh sijui iiiiih" hutoi Maelezo yaliyonyooka, Kumbe umetoka kulamba sukari jikoni.
Lazima uchapwe tu.

Kawe Alumni · Apr 1, 2019

Ukisumbua kanisani ukirudi nyumbani utachapwa
Ukipewa sadaka ukala pipi utachapwa

Ukichelewa sunday school unachapwa

God first

Mwananchi B · Apr 1, 2019

fundi25 said:
Ukijamba mkiwa wa 3 wakati wa kula usiku mezani lazma utafutwe ata kwa kunuswa!!! Ukijuwa utagundulila bora utoke nduki ukalale kwa mjomba kuepuka kipigo kisicho kuwa na kipimo!!
Maana ukichapwa ukaendela kulia zoezi Lina anza upya! Ukichapwa ukajamba tena zoezi linaanza tena Automatic!!

Ha ha ha ha ha Aisee nimecheka kinoma

Akwota · Apr 1, 2019

shinji jr said:
1.Ukiagizwa dukani na mama ukaonyesha kukasirika utachapwa.
2. Ukikutwa unaangalia miziki ya kizungu wamevaa vibaya utachapwa.
3. Mtoto wa jirani akikupita shuleni utachapwa.
4. Ukivunja sahani au kikombe cha udongo viboko.
5. Ukidondosha chenji utakula mboko.
6. Ukicheza mvua inanyesha utachapwa [emoji23][emoji23]

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Akwota · Apr 1, 2019

Manyabuluba said:
Ukirudi nyumbani toka shule shati halina vifungo utachapwa

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Mkuu kabisa kabisa aiseee,na hapa funzo ilikwa ni namna ya kutunza vitu vyako na sio kuharibuaribu tu vitu,bila bakora mambo hayawez kwenda

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rkidilu · Apr 1, 2019

Mshana Jr said:
Usipoenda madrasa
Usipoenda Sunday school

Jr[emoji769]

Utachapwa tu
Hakuna namna

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rkidilu · Apr 1, 2019

poleni said:
Ukianza kumega kitoweo kabla ya chakula.. Utakatwa jicho hilo mpaka unashika adabu yako.

Tulikuzwa na mihogo ya kuchemsha, viazi, uji wa dona, mahindi ya kuchemsha. Maandazi mpaka mfuko wa mzee baba utune.Halafu walitufundisha kushukuru.

Hakuna kususa susa.. Sio vitoto vya sasa usipolipia king'amuzi tu.. Wanakununia wao na mama yao. Enzi zetu ukicheka cheka ovyo tu unachapwa.. Ukikasirika unachapwa..

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rkidilu · Apr 1, 2019

Liwagu said:
Wakati wakula ukiweka shimo kwenye tonge na kidole ili uchote mchuzi utajuta.

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Hahaha
Usinikumbushe mkuu nilishawahi kupigwa kelbu mpaka tonge likaruka toka mdomoni.
Malezi yale hatari Sana yametunyoosha

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Mwifwa · Apr 1, 2019

Mshana Jr said:
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]ukichungulia wakubwa utachapwa

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Dannis · Apr 1, 2019

1. ukimuomba mgeni hela utachapwa
2. Ukimtizama mkubwa jinsi anavyokula utachwapa
3. Ukigoma kuoga utachapwa
4. Ukichafuka baada ya kuoga utachapwa
5. Ukipata 98% kwenye mtihani utachapwa kwann hukupata mia

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