What are some crazy interesting conspiracy theories?

[Paula Paul]

Before someone uncovered to the world about the Atomic City, and Los Alamos, before Hiroshima and Nagasaki got bombed by nukes everything about atomic bomb and Atomic City seemed to be a conspiracy theory.

What about Area 51?

 

[mbalaka]

Ogopa sana kamati ya propaganda ya tanu watu waliamian mdingi wetu ni super human

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[Nelly]

Osama alikuwa ni muislam.
Islamic law requires burial within 24 hrs
Maziko waliyomfanyia ya kuzikwa baharini ni aina ya maziko ambayo uislam unayakubali if was the probably option available.
Sababu ya kumzika baharini ni kuepusha eneo lake la maziko to become a shrine or monument to him for other terrorists.
Kumbuka al-Qaeda hawakupendezwa na hiko kitendo cha kuuliwa.

Kwanini unadhani ilikuwa ni lazima kupiga picha ya marehemu na kuwawekea mtandaoni? Hata marehemu anastahili kustiriwa haijalishi enzi za uhai wake alikuwa tishio vipi.
So kumzika mapema, bila picha, na baharini was the only way they could avoid committing an offense against Islam.

hata zile secret camera za wanajeshi wamarekani hazikuonesha namna ambavyo Osama aliuliwa Bali milio ya risasi

2.kutofautiana presentation kati ya rais Obama na msemaji wa ikulu juu ya ripoti ya shambulizi hilo

 

[Nelly]

What about Area 51?

kwamba aliens👽👽👽👽 kutua hapo hiyo no conspiracy theory ile ni base camp ya kijeshi kwa ajili ya majaribio mbalimbali ya anga

 

[Paula Paul]

Kuna kitu watu wanaita deja vu.. hii huwa ni feeling ya familiarity kwa situation au sehemu ambayo hujawahi fika au experience before..
Mfano uko unapiga story flani na washkaji zako mnacheka then akaja mtu mwingine kuwajoin. Sasa wewe unahisi kama hilo tukio lilishawahi kutokea mazingira hayo hayo.. au unaenda sehemu mpya ambayo hukawahi kufika lakini unahisi kama umewahi kuiona hio sehemu mahala flani... hio ndio inaitwa deja vu..

Sasa wazee wa conspiracy wanasema kwamba tukifa tunarudi tena duniani kama watu wengine.. so inawezekana wewe hapo kwenye maisha yako yaliyopita ulikua unaishi Nairobi una mke na watoto. Baada ya kufa ndo umezaliwa bongo.. kwahio siku utakapoenda nairobi utahisi kama vile unapafananisha flani hivi..


NB.. deja vu ni moja ya sign ya mental disorder..

Dear Carcinoma,
Hapo yote uliyoyaongelea ni sahihi lakini umechanganya maelezo.
Hapo umeongelea DejaVu na Reincarnation.

DejaVu ndio inahusisha feelings kwamba ume experience jambo kabla halijatokea.
Na kisayansi it is an occurrence of short term and long term memory being jumbled together, which makes a moment SEEM like it happened a long time ago, when in reality, your brain is recalling an event that only happened recently.

Hii ni kweli kabisa na ina udhibitisho wa kisayansi.

Hiyo ya pili uliyoielezea inayohusisha mtu kufa ni Reincarnation, sina uhakika kama ina udhibitisho wa kisayansi ila kuna watu wanashughudia hayo.

 

[Paula Paul]

Basi! Kama umeelewa hii ya Finland kwa nini unashindwa tafiti kujua dunia ni Flat? Maana hapo inadhihilisha moja kwa moja.

cc. nkumbison REALITY

Nilichoelewa hapo ni kuhusu Finland "Conspiracy". Yaani nimeelewa kuhusu huo uzushi kuhusu Finland namna ulivoanza na evidence wanazotumia kuupalilia huo uzushi.

Uzushi wa flat earth ( flat earth conspiracy " nauelewa vizuri pia, sana. Sasa wewe umesema kwamba flat earth ni "fact" globe earth ni Conspiracy ndio nikakwambia thibitisha.

 

[Paula Paul]

Pigeon kibongo bongo ni njiwa pori? Kama ni njiwa pori nimewahi kuona hadi mayai.

Ni kama yule uliyekwisha tuma picha yake huku.

 

[Paula Paul]

hata zile secret camera za wanajeshi wamarekani hazikuonesha namna ambavyo Osama aliuliwa Bali milio ya risasi

2.kutofautiana presentation kati ya rais Obama na msemaji wa ikulu juu ya ripoti ya shambulizi hilo

Kwahiyo osama hajafa?
Au unaamini alikufa kabla ya shambulio lililofanyika?

 

[Nelly]

Kwahiyo osama hajafa?
Au unaamini alikufa kabla ya shambulio lililofanyika?

but remember he was undercover agent wa CIA


alikufa na si kwa uvamizi wa marekani

 

[Baljurashi]

Hii ya Finland nimeielewa vyema asante nitapata cha kusimulia.

Hii ya ndege kama ilifichwa na kuwa reintroduced vipi abiria waliokuwamo ndani?.

Hata mimi najiuliza hivyo hivyo kuhusu abiria wa hizo ndege. Na ndio maana naiona ni conspiracy theory ya ajabu sana. Labda nikasome vizuri zaidi hoja wanazozijenga kuzungumzia abiria wa hizo ndege.

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[rip faza_nelly]

Sijui kama haya yameshatajwa:

1. Rais wa Marekani huwa hachaguliwi na wapiga kura siku ya kupiga kura, bali, kuna kikundi cha watu [kama Freemason...whatever the fcuk that is] ambao ndo huamua nani awe Rais. I say it’s bullshit just like the rest of the conspiracy theories.

2. Kile kifimbo cha Nyerere eti hakuna mtu aliyekuwa anaweza kukibeba zaidi yake yeye. Mfano, eti alipokuwa anakiacha mezani, hakuna mtu mwingine aliyekuwa na uwezo wa kukinyanyua. Eti kilikuwa ni kizito kupita maelezo. Bullshit.

3.The legendary, the late great Tupac Amaru Shakur, faked his own death. Over the years there have been so many Tupac ‘sightings’. Mara sijui anaishi Cuba. Mara kaonekana huko Belize. Mara yupo Ethiopia. Conspiracy theorists ni kama hawana[ga] common sense. Imagine mtu kama Tupac with his big mouth eti akae kimya huko aliko na hizi social media platforms zilizopo. Pata picha Tupac angekuwa hai halafu ana platform ya Twitter. Pac was woke before woke was woke. Way ahead of his time.

4. Kupotea kwa ndege ya Malaysia, MH370 miaka 6 iliyopita. Ndege hiyo iliyokuwa inatokea Kuala Lumpur kuelekea Beijing, China, ilipotea tarehe 8, Machi 2014!
Mpaka leo hakuna ajuaye kilichoitokea ndege hiyo zaidi ya kwamba ilipotea.
Kukosekana huko kwa sababu iliyoifanya ndege hiyo kupotea ndiko kumetoa mwanya kwa kila aina ya conspiracy theory. Kuanzia kumezwa na black hole hadi kutekwa na Warusi...Putin [emoji1787]. Bullshit.

Mkuu hapo kwenye No 2,
Hiyo conspiracy nadhani ndio Marvel wanaitumia kwa superhero wao 'Thor' na nyundo yake Ile.

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[bahati93]

Our reality is nothing but simulation.

As computer graphics became more advance the more the truly conspiracy became.
The film matrix was based on this theory

 

[Baljurashi]

Osama alikuwa ni muislam.
Islamic law requires burial within 24 hrs
Maziko waliyomfanyia ya kuzikwa baharini ni aina ya maziko ambayo uislam unayakubali if was the probably option available.
Sababu ya kumzika baharini ni kuepusha eneo lake la maziko to become a shrine or monument to him for other terrorists.
Kumbuka al-Qaeda hawakupendezwa na hiko kitendo cha kuuliwa.

Kwanini unadhani ilikuwa ni lazima kupiga picha ya marehemu na kuwawekea mtandaoni? Hata marehemu anastahili kustiriwa haijalishi enzi za uhai wake alikuwa tishio vipi.
So kumzika mapema, bila picha, na baharini was the only way they could avoid committing an offense against Islam.

Wanaodai Osama bin Laden hakuuawa 2011 ukiwaambia hiyo hoja yako kuhusu picha ya maiti ya Osama watakuuliza mbona picha za maiti ya Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, gaidi maarufu wa Iraq aiiyeuliwa na wamarekani mwaka 2006 zilioneshwa? Au huyo maiti yake haikustahili kusitiriwa ila ya Osama ndio imestahili kusitiriwa?

Wapo wengine wanaodai Osama alifariki tokea mwaka 2001.

Binafsi nakubali kwamba Osama aliuliwa na wamarekani mwaka 2011.

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[October man]

Eti pale eneo la kariakoo lote chini kuna bonge la uwazi kama andaki hivi wanaishi wafu...huu ni uwongo.

Portfolio | 2020

 

[Kisai]

Sasa haujaniambia bado hiyo nadharia inasemaje.

Nadharia hii inajaribu kuelezea kwa namna gani ulimwengu ulianza, yaani na hivi vilivyomo leo tunavyoviona. Yaani hivi tunavyoviona leo hii, vilikiwa kitu kimoja, kulingana na joto kuwa kali na kutanuka, ukapelekea kutokea kwa "Mlipoku mkuu/Milipuko wa asilia" ndio ziakatokea nyota, magalaksi na anga kama tunavyoiona.

Wanadai hilo limetokea miaka takribani bilioni 13.8 iliyopita/huko nyuma.

 

[Kisai]

Kwahiyo ni duara sio tufe?

Bila shaka.

 

[Zawadini]

That Corona virus was actually man made in a lab by China in Wuhan and it was accidentally realised into the city by a lab employee. They made this Virus as a bioweapons on their own people.

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I heard that it was Iran who made the virus because of trade interest between it and China. Have you ever heard that?

 

[carcinoma]

Dear Carcinoma,
Hapo yote uliyoyaongelea ni sahihi lakini umechanganya maelezo.
Hapo umeongelea DejaVu na Reincarnation.

DejaVu ndio inahusisha feelings kwamba ume experience jambo kabla halijatokea.
Na kisayansi it is an occurrence of short term and long term memory being jumbled together, which makes a moment SEEM like it happened a long time ago, when in reality, your brain is recalling an event that only happened recently.

Hii ni kweli kabisa na ina udhibitisho wa kisayansi.

Hiyo ya pili uliyoielezea inayohusisha mtu kufa ni Reincarnation, sina uhakika kama ina udhibitisho wa kisayansi ila kuna watu wanashughudia hayo.

Im sorry .
Nadhani utakuwa hujanielewa vizuri.. mimi nnajua maana ya deja vu vizuri tu na nilishaona watu wenye real deja vu pale milembe.. na deja vu inaweza kuwa explained kisayansi na sio conspiracy..

Lakini point yangu ambayo hujanielewa ni kwamba wazee wa conspiracy theory wametumia deja vu kama evidence ya reincarnation.. ndio kitu ambacho ninejaribu kuelezea..

Yaani watu wanatumia ile feelinga ya familiarity ya sehemu ambayo mtu hajawahi kufika kama evidence ya kusupport conspiracy ya incarnation.. kwamba may be kwenye past life yako ulikua unaishi ile sehemu ambayo unahisi ni familiar..

 

[Zawadini]

Global warming ain't real, it is a lie perpetuated by politicians, environmental stakeholders and media for financial motives.

Kuna uongo mwingine unashabihiana sana na kweli

 

[Deo Corleone]

Ubongo wa Mwalimu Nyerere ulichukuliwa na wazungu huko Ulaya baada ya kifo.
Mwalimu aliwapatanisha Malkia Elizabeth na Mume wake walipokuwa na mgogoro wa ndoa.
Hizi nilizisikia huko Katavi kwenye kijiwe Cha kahawa