Yaliyonikuta jana!!

[DiasporaUSA]

Kila mtu akisimulia yaliyomkuta jana itakuwaje?wale wa chooni, kitandani, uchochoroni..rubbish tu!!

Mzee wa orodha katika ubora wake [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[supermarket]

Inawezekana ameweka lens za kwenye macho

 

[bigmind]

-Sasa wewe MUUZA JUICE(rejea uzi wako wa kuomba usaidiwe mashine) ya miwa unataka kusemaje?

-hii mitandao inaficha lkn uzi zako zinaakisi usokwe ulionao ww punga. Mbuu jike ww

The List

Tii kiu yako.

You lost! Bastard..

 

[Deleted member 485868]

Ulikula mchana jana? Maanda mihangaiko ya kko inachosha sana mara nyingi husababishia mtu kuona wenge

Nilikula

 

[Hazard CFC]

Nilikula

Shem mimi siaminigi hivi vitu...yani sijui nipoje aisee

 

[machiaveli]

Inaeza ikawa ni jini kweli! Vipi lilikua linanukia marashi makali?

 

[Deleted member 485868]

Nimecheka sana hahahaha unaweza toak nduki

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] kwakweli

 

[Deleted member 485868]

Ila hata mchana wengine wanakumbana nao

Sikuwahi kuwaza kama mchana pia yanatembea..nilijuaga usiku tu au yakitembea mchana hayaonekani

 

[Deleted member 485868]

Hiyo nakuhakikishia wewe kam kweli limekupenda utakuwa unaota ndoto muruwaah

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] niache na huo uhakiki wako

 

[Deleted member 485868]

Tena nakuhasa unapo lala uvae mpira magonjwa mengi

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] nimecheka..khaaa!!

 

[Deleted member 485868]

Female anopheles mosquito.

Stupid

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Ulikula mchana jana? Maanda mihangaiko ya kko inachosha sana mara nyingi husababishia mtu kuona wenge

Hilo nalo la muhimu sana.

 

[Deleted member 485868]

Namshukuru mungu mwingi wa rehema

Amen

 

[Deleted member 485868]

SIONGEI NA MBWA NAONGEA NA MWENYE MBWA. NA MBWA UKIMJUA JINA HAKUPI TABU.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Shem mimi siaminigi hivi vitu...yani sijui nipoje aisee

Na mara nyingi vinawatokea wanaoviamini.

 

[Deleted member 485868]

Hujawahi kukutana na mademu wenye mamcho ya paka?

Sijawahi onana nae live may be kwenye movie

 

[Hazard CFC]

Na mara nyingi vinawatokea wanaoviamini.

Mimi nitakua wa mwisho kuja kuamini ulimwengu wa majini

 

[Deleted member 485868]

Mkuu, kwenye hatari kama hiyo mtu huwa anapata nguvu za ajabu, anakimbia balaa mpaka unayemtazama unaweza kushindwa kujua ni me au ke!

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] mbio za bolt hatarii

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Sijawahi onana nae live may be kwenye movie

Lakini unatambua kwamba siku hizi wanawake wanaweka lens tofauti tofaut machoni ?

 

[Deleted member 485868]

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