Yuko wapi Rais Magufuli? Msiache tetesi zienee. Kama anaumwa mnasema "ANAUMWA"

Mystery · Mar 11, 2021

Oxlade-Chamberlain said:
Mficha maradhi.

Mficha ficha maradhi, mwisho kilio kitamuumbua.

Pulchra Animo · Mar 11, 2021

Sky Eclat said:
But I’m holding on something.

It isn’t worth your trust, my dear. Lissu and Trump are, in all material respects, twin brothers. Their defenses against fake information are notoriously porous!

goodluck5 · Mar 11, 2021

Nyani Ngabu said:
He should stop mask-shaming people.

andika kwa kisukuma, ikitokea akasoma hapa hamna atakachoelewa!

KalamuTena · Mar 11, 2021

Ngissu gii said:
Kwani we umekuwa Mungu? Watu wanapata matatizo zaidi ya hiyo cardiac attack na wanarudi hali yao kama kawaida. Sisi tunamuombea Rais wetu apone.

Inategemea mkuu. Mtu anayezunguka dunia kutafuta tiba, bila shaka hali yake ni nzito zaidi ya hao uliokwishaona wanatibiwa na kurudia hali nzuri .

Usiongope, hakuna anayerudia hali yake kwaida baada ya kupata janga hilo. Siijasema simwombei. Wewe unayejitangaza hapa huenda hufanyi lolote.

vipik2 · Mar 11, 2021

Sky Eclat said:
Nafsi yake mwenyewe inaomba mgonjwa asiamke.

Kwa maelezo na majibu ya tundu lissu naona kama vile waziri kaachwa mtupu kwa mwajili wake

BEDUI Jr · Mar 11, 2021

LUPEM said:
Lissu alipopata matatizo watanzania wote tulimwonea huruma. Lakin yeye kumbe hana huruma kabisa. Hana ubinadamu.

Mmempiga lisasi alafu mmemuonea huruma dah!!
"Akili ndogo uzia"

Quinine · Mar 11, 2021

Cannabis said:
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Waziri wa Katiba na Sheria, Dkt. Mwigulu Nchemba amemjibu Mwanasheria mkuu wa CHADEMA ambaye kwa sasa ni Makamu Mwenyekiti wa chama hicho Mh. Tundu Lissu na kumuonya vikali kwa kitendo cha kuulizia alipo Rais Magufuli na kama yupo salama kupitia mitandao ya kijamii. Dkt. Mwigulu amenukuu vifungu vya sheria vilivyovunjwa na Mh. Tundu Lissu na kusisitiza kuwa sheria inapovunjwa hakuna mipaka wala muda kupita. Aidha Dkt. Mwigulu amewaonya waropokaji wote kuzingatia sheria na kwamba serikali ipo kazini.

Dkt. Mwigulu alisema hayo kupitia mtandao wa instagram ambapo ameandika "Kiongozi wa Nchi sio Parishworker Kanisani wala sio Mzee wa Kanisa kwamba alipangiwa zamu na hakuonekana!, Kiongozi wa Nchi Sio Mtangazaji wa TV kwamba alikuwa na kipindi Ila hakuonekana! Kiongozi wa Nchi sio kiongozi wa jogging clubs kwamba anatakiwa kuwa tu mtaani kila siku na kurusha selfie. TUACHE UPUUZI UPUUZI HATA KAMA HATUNA JAMBO LA KUFANYA. Umeichafua sana nchi umeshindwa, mmetamani tukwame mmeshindwa,Sasa mnaombea mabaya nchi yetu na Kiongozi wa Nchi yetu. SHERIA YEYOTE INAPOVUNJWA, HAKUNA CHA MIPAKA, WALA HAKUNA CHA MUDA KUPITA. KWA WANAOROPOKA ZINGATIENI KIFUNGU CHA 89 cha Penal code na 16 cha Cyber Crime, SERIKALI IPO KAZINI"

Hata hivyo Mh. Tundu Lissu ameonekana kukaidi onyo hilo na kuendelea kusambaza taarifa ambazo hazijathibitishwa na mamlaka husika kupitia mtandao wa Twitter.

Hivi kuuliza rais alipo ni kuichafua nchi? Kuna wakati mwingine kujifanya unajua kila kitu hupelekea mtu kuonekana limbukeni.

Lissu kamjibu kwa kifupi sana kuwa, yeye Mwigulu ni kati ya watu wanaosubiri kufanya sherehe mambo yakiwa ndivyo sivyo, nafikiri limemuingia bara bara.

Sky Eclat · Mar 11, 2021

vipik2 said:
Kwa maelezo na majibu ya tundu lissu naona kama vile waziri kaachwa mtupu kwa mwajili wake

Hii inaitwa shut your mouth up b4 I disclose you.

Manjagata · Mar 11, 2021

Seoul: South Korea on Friday said it was closely monitoring the whereabouts of the North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, who has been missing again from the public eye for three weeks.

On May 1, Kim Jong-un attended a ceremony to mark the inauguration of a fertilizer plant in Sunchon following a three-week absence from the public eye, putting an end to rumours that he was sick or dead, reports Efe news. Ka Jiwe katakuwa kanacheza ngoma kama ya Kim Jong Un! Subirini mje mkaone hadharani kakiapisha mtu! 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂

ndetichia · Mar 11, 2021

Waaai said:
Mh waziri hana sababu ya kuwa mkali kwa maneno mengi. TL ataaibika ikiwa raisi ataonekana akiendelea na majukumu.

Tatizo sie watz tunadili na ishu ndogondogo sasa wao wanaulizia yupo wapi kiongozi wao simpo jibuni alipo sio kuanza mambo ya sheria mara uvunjifu wa amani sijui ndio mheshimiwa kajibu hivo.. anyway tuendelee kusaka mahela kwa ajili ya familia zetu

kolola · Mar 11, 2021

Nyani Ngabu said:
The radio silence is not cool at all.

Somebody in the know say something, please.

Mtakaa kimya mpaka lini? Kwani kama mtu anaumwa, huko kuumwa ni jambo la ajabu sana, au? Binadamu gani ambaye huwa haumwi?

Kama mtu amekufa, napo nini cha ajabu? Nani ambaye hatakufa?

Cut this ridiculous nonsense of radio silence. It’s gone on for too long now. And yes, even a single day is one too many!

What’s there to hide that is so bad?

Stop making our country live up to the label of a banana republic.

What will you lose if you tell us what is going on?

A bruised ego? An injured pride? A blown cover of a macho facade?

If he is sick, so be it. We all get sick.

If he is dead, oh well! It is what it is. It’s a guaranteed fate that will befall all of us.

Matter of fact, it [death] is the single greatest equalizer for humankind. It is no respecter of persons.

It’s like he has resolved that his ego is his hill to die on.

I remember I once said that his ego was not his amigo.

This is some weird shit. For days now we’ve been dealing with a maelstrom of confusion about his whereabouts.

And they think that is OK? WTF!!!!

Mr. President sir, listen to me. You are not a superman. You are a mere mortal just like the rest of us.

I don’t know what is going on with you. Maybe you are sick or maybe you are not.

Whatever the case may be, you owe us a word. Unless, you enjoy and are proud of leading a banana republic.

Wherever you are...whatever you are dealing with, my hope is you pull through.

After you pull through, a wee bit of introspection won’t hurt....

Now say something...

Ubaya hujawahi kuwa kiongozi.

BAK · Mar 11, 2021

Huruma ipi wewe? Hata sala za kumuombea Lissu zilipigwa marufuku, fulana za Lissu zilipigwa marufuku! ACHA UONGO WAKO!

LUPEM said:
Lissu alipopata matatizo watanzania wote tulimwonea huruma. Lakin yeye kumbe hana huruma kabisa. Hana ubinadamu.

ndetichia · Mar 11, 2021

Cannabis said:
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Waziri wa Katiba na Sheria, Dkt. Mwigulu Nchemba amemjibu Mwanasheria mkuu wa CHADEMA ambaye kwa sasa ni Makamu Mwenyekiti wa chama hicho Mh. Tundu Lissu na kumuonya vikali kwa kitendo cha kuulizia alipo Rais Magufuli na kama yupo salama kupitia mitandao ya kijamii. Dkt. Mwigulu amenukuu vifungu vya sheria vilivyovunjwa na Mh. Tundu Lissu na kusisitiza kuwa sheria inapovunjwa hakuna mipaka wala muda kupita. Aidha Dkt. Mwigulu amewaonya waropokaji wote kuzingatia sheria na kwamba serikali ipo kazini.

Dkt. Mwigulu alisema hayo kupitia mtandao wa instagram ambapo ameandika "Kiongozi wa Nchi sio Parishworker Kanisani wala sio Mzee wa Kanisa kwamba alipangiwa zamu na hakuonekana!, Kiongozi wa Nchi Sio Mtangazaji wa TV kwamba alikuwa na kipindi Ila hakuonekana! Kiongozi wa Nchi sio kiongozi wa jogging clubs kwamba anatakiwa kuwa tu mtaani kila siku na kurusha selfie. TUACHE UPUUZI UPUUZI HATA KAMA HATUNA JAMBO LA KUFANYA. Umeichafua sana nchi umeshindwa, mmetamani tukwame mmeshindwa,Sasa mnaombea mabaya nchi yetu na Kiongozi wa Nchi yetu. SHERIA YEYOTE INAPOVUNJWA, HAKUNA CHA MIPAKA, WALA HAKUNA CHA MUDA KUPITA. KWA WANAOROPOKA ZINGATIENI KIFUNGU CHA 89 cha Penal code na 16 cha Cyber Crime, SERIKALI IPO KAZINI"

Hata hivyo Mh. Tundu Lissu ameonekana kukaidi onyo hilo na kuendelea kusambaza taarifa ambazo hazijathibitishwa na mamlaka husika kupitia mtandao wa Twitter.

Kikubwa hapa mheshimiwa angekaa kimya ili maisha yaendelee kwanini msemaji wetu hajaona hilo

Kiranga · Mar 11, 2021

Mzee Baba kashajitokeza au bado kajificha kama mwali anayesubiri kuchezwa?

Fumadilu Kalimanzila · Mar 11, 2021

Mndengestani said:
Mmempiga lisasi alafu mmemuonea huruma dah!!
"Akili ndogo uzia"

Ni risasi na siyo "lisasi" ×

Waaai · Mar 11, 2021

ndetichia said:
Tatizo sie watz tunadili na ishu ndogondogo sasa wao wanaulizia yupo wapi kiongozi wao simpo jibuni alipo sio kuanza mambo ya sheria mara uvunjifu wa amani sijui ndio mheshimiwa kajibu hivo.. anyway tuendelee kusaka mahela kwa ajili ya familia zetu

True. Hakuna haja ya maneno mengi yasiyojibu swali la raisi alipo.

Quinine · Mar 11, 2021

Kwako revenge nzuri ni ipi ya mdomo au ya risasi?

MAHANJU · Mar 11, 2021

Niliwahi kusikia kuna siku ndugu Tundu Lissu akisema ya kwamba katika watu ambao wapo naye karibu wakimwambia mengi ya ndani ya CCM na serikali ni pamoja na wewe, na alisema ulikua ukimwambia hayo hua mnazungumza kama ndugu.

Sasa ndugu yangu huyo mtu kaa naye mbali atakuumbua na utaeleweka vibaya. Itaonekana unajihami watu wasikujue lakiniitakuharibia kama kweli akiamua kusema ambayo hua unateta naye kama kweli mnajuana vizuri.

Sky Eclat · Mar 11, 2021

Mwigulu ushukuru kitendo cha Tundu Lissu kuwa mgombea Urais, kwa kutumia theory ya divide and rule Magufuli aliamua kuwagawa wana Singida na wewe akakupa u Waziri ili usitoe ushirikiano kwa home boy wako.

kolola · Mar 11, 2021

imhotep said:
Nitamkanusha Lissu iwapo Rais atajitokeza hadharani na kukemea uzushi
Nitaondoa avatar maramoja

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