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The long waited time finally came; everyone in the congregation was happy and amazed how the couple looked attractive.....Pastor stood up and everything went well till it came to the moment when...
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Jaman naombeni mnikaribishe humu. Naona nyota tu hapa nielekezeni pa kufikia
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Which of the below is the hardest thing to find In Dar 1. Virgins 2. True love 3. Jobs
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"Maovu saba mabaya sana Utajiri bila kazi Radhi bila dhamiri Sayansi bila ya ubinadamu Maarifa bila tabia Siasa bila kanuni Biashara bila maadili Kuabudu bila sadaka. " - Mahatma Gandhi...
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Apple:I look like a human heart. Mango:I look like a stomach. Grapes:I look like eyes. Banana:I don't like this game.. teh teh tehhhhhhh.... cc. Arushaone, watu8, Asprin, BAK, Nyani Ngabu...
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Habari wapendwa marafiki zangu, Leo nimeonelea niongee au nizungumze nanyi habari hii ambayo ni muhimu sana Kwetu sote, wengine hamtafurahia bali wengine watafurahia na kusema kuwa Rafiki...
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Naombeni mnipokee jaman!
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I feel so lucky by having the chance of celebrating this special day of your life. I must say it’s once in a lifetime. Celebrate this day with people who are dear to you. I hope that includes me...
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Mtu unahonga mpaka roho duuuu
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Salaam wana wote, Ilikuwa siku yangu 15/6 (official birthday), ni miaka mingi imepita toka nione jua. Hata hivyo namshukuru Mungu kwa kuwa nipo salama na nina furaha.
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Jamaa walikua safarin wakapita mbugani m1 akamwambia mwenzie umewaona simba walee? jamaa akajibu alaa!kumbe wale ndo simba?sasa pale kaseja ndo yupi? Wana chit chat mi mwenyewe simjui kaseja eti...
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Picha zingine zinaweza kukufanya ucheke public kama mwendawazimu.
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Baadhi ya wakazi wa jiji wakimuangalia mtu ambaye hakufahamika jina aliyekuwa akitafuta kiatu kilichotumbukia katika mfereji wa majitaka, kama alivyokutwa Ubungo, Dar es Salaam juzi.
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yaan hapa mchina hajaona tu, ila tuwe makini coz akijuia tu kuna raia tunanyanyaswa hivi na kuwauzia bunduki hali itakuwaje........... kwa sasa ar ni soko zuri sana la siraha.... hawa policcm...
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ili uwe mwema mbele ya mungu na jamii yako jaribu kujiuliza kwanza kabla ya kutenda,ikiwa nitafanya jambo nani atakae pata effect,? Na kama ningefanyiwa mimi ningeumia kiasi gani.
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Jamaa1 alikuwa amekaa KANISANI siti ya mwisho kabisa,ila pembeni yake kulikuwa Kuna demu amekaa•Jamaa akaanza kutongoza dem huku mahubiri yakiendelea~ Mambo yalikuwa hiv= Jamaa=Nakupenda...
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Nimetoa jibu kwa familia yangu ya karibu No No No! Wananishauri eti nijiunge nalo. Ninanjaa lakini siwezi kwenda kujidharaulisha kiasi hiki. Jeshi limekuwa Condom, jeshi gani hili la majimaji au...
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XXX majuzi alikuwa nyumbani kwao. Katika pita pita akakutana na Mmakonde mmoja aliyekuwa anauza vinyago. Alivutiwa sana na kinyago kimoja kilichokuwa kinafanana na panya. Kilichongwa kwa ustadi...
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Msaada kila nikivaa naambiwa sijapendeza kwakuwa nina kitambi.nivaeje nitokelezee kifashonista!!
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