Natangaza rasmi, kua nataka nimchumbie mke wa sosoliso awe mke mdogo, kibubu changu karibia kiteremshe freelander from UK ya 2012.
Copy: dadi Bishanga
mama mdogo The secretary
mama mzazi...
Mwalimu: alimuuliza zuzu kwanini unachelewa shule?
Zuzu: alijibu natoka mbali na shule
Mwalimu: unatoka mbali mbinguni?
Zuzu: mbinguni kwa mbele kidogo....
1. Wana Nguo Nyingi Kuliko
Wanaume.
2. Wanafahamu Nani Ni Baba Halisi
Wa Watoto Wao.
3. Ni Wepesi Kupenda Na Wakipenda
Hupenda Kweli.
4. Wanaoga Mara Nyingi Zaidi Kwa
Siku.
5. Wana Huruma Sana...
Nani hasa mmiliki wa Mwanaume, Mama yake au Mkewe? Fuatilia mabishano haya:
MAMA: Mwanangu lazima aniheshim mimi. Alinyonya maziwa yangu kwa miaka takriban miwili.
MKEWE: Mimi ni zaid ya miaka...
MTOTO: Baba naomba hiyo glass.
BABA: Njoo uchukue mwenyewe.
MTOTO: Baba bwana naomba.
BABA: Halafu we mtoto ntakuja kukupiga.
MTOTO: Basi ukija kunipiga njoo na hiyo glass..
Uswazi! Acha kuitwe Uswazi! Mama Kidawa ni mjamzito, hawezi kumpa mumewe penzi Kamwonea huruma kwa kiu aliyo nayo. Akampa buku 5 akamwambia akatulize kiu kwa Ashura. Jamaa kufika Ashura...
Hi wapendwa marafiki zangu wa moyoni wa jf
Ni furaha ilioje ndani ya moyo wangu ambayo nashindwa hata kuiziba
naona kama ngekewa vile au maajabu ya Mungu kuwepo tena siku hii.
ambayo kwangu...
Et wana chit chat nisaidieni hichi ninachojiuliza!
Inakuwaje unaamka asubuh ukitoka tu! Unakuta NJE hakupo?
je patakuwaje unavyofkir??
Cc; Baba V
cacico
Chocs
gfsonwin
Bujibuji
snow White...
Erotica aliniaga hapa Arusha kwamba anakwenda kumtembelea college-mate wake Boflo. Aliondoka 1/5/2013 na mpaka leo hajarudi. Boflo aisee nionee huruma mimi kubaki na mapacha na msichana wa kazi...
::
My love for you is like diarrhea I can't hold it.
::
24 sweet hours
Make 1 sweet day,
7 sweet days
Make 1 sweet week,
4 sweet weeks
Make 1 sweet month,
12 sweet months
Make 1 sweet...
Employee: you called me boss?
Boss: yeah,go to the restroom and masturbate.
(after few minutes)
Employee:I have done it boss
Boss:do it again
Employee:done it again sir.
Boss:do it again...
Yafuatayo yalikuwa ni mazungumzo ya simu kati ya kijana na mpezi wake wa kike:
BINTI:Hallow Honey bosi ananitongoza anasema yupo tayari kunipa dola 10000 anadai atazidondosha chini yaani kitendo...
wadhamini jitokezeni kudhamini mpambano huu wa HOME and AWAY.timu ya mara 1.marwa 2.mwita 3.wambura 4.masatu 5.kyaro 6.makongoro 7.korong'anya 8.nyamryakung'e 9.gwata obhike 10.kisika 11.magati...
SWAGA ZA POLISI AKITONGOZA:
Unajua Darling nakuthamini zaidi ya POSHO na MSHAHARA,
bila wewe siwezi kuishi, ni sawa na kukosa BUNDUKI eneo la tukio,
Nitakueshimu kama LINDO,
wewe ni IGP wa...
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