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Baba wa taifa j.k. Nyerere Jina la taifa. Tanzania Wimbo wa taifa. Mungu ibariki Rais wa taifa j.m.kikwete Fedha ya taifa tanzania shilingi Siku ya taifa 26 april Mji mkuu wa taifa Dodoma...
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Husika na maneno yaliyo kwenye headin, si maneno yangu, bali ni maneno ya Kibaka-Mwizi aliyemuibia Mwl. Pamoja na tambo zake hapa jamvini kwamba ni mkwasi , na ni mshefa vyanzo vyetu vime clarify...
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1. Kwanza anaanza kuunga mkono hoja asilimia 100. 2. Baadae anaanza kutoa List ya matatizo inayopingana na hoja. 3. Tatu naonesha jazba na matusi anapokabiliwa na hoja nzito inayohitaji kufikiri...
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If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" remember, your age mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying rocks?? Wise up! If you are...
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Hili ni swali ambalo nimewasikia akina mama hapa mtaani wakibishana juu ya jibu la swali hilo. Mabishano ya akina mama hao yalianza mara tu baada ya kumsikia ndege huyo akilia jirani na nyumba zao...
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MKWE;yaani unakuja kuposa binti yangu huku unakula chewing gum{big G}?JAMAA;mdomo unanuka nilivuta sigara,MKWE;na sigara unavuta?JAMAA;nilivuta jana nilipokunywa pombe wakati nipo club,MKWE;heee...
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Samahani wakuu, naomba msaada wenu tafadhali. Nina tatizo ambalo nahisi mwana JF CAMARADERIE angeweza kunisaidia. NimemPM jana asubuhi lakini hakuna response nina mashaka hajaingia JF since then...
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My chokleti wangu Rich woman. Tangu uniahidi tukutane pale (tulipokubaliana sisi) ndo sijakutia tena machoni, loh. Utaniua kwa presha kichuna wewe... Hembu songi hili likufikie popote ulipo...
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jamaa: habar dada? Mdada: poa vp nikusaidie nn jamaa: me nakupenda mdada: aah poa kwa hiyo nikikubali utanipa nini jamaa: na ahidi nitakua mume -----... .......
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Kuna jamaa alilala kuamka asubuhi akajikuta amenyolewa na wachawi, kwa uzembe wake usiku ulipofika tena alilala bila chupi ili anyolewe Zile nywele za sirini lkn alipoamka akuta zimenyolewa na...
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Hati ya malalamiko na mashtaka ya FC Barcelona dhidi ya Bayern Munich Mbele ya mahakama ya juu kabisa ya Hispania Hata hii inaletwa kwa kuzingatia vifungu muhimu vya sheria na...
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Nanjimegije u Mapolomoko ne kampuni yakwe, abhasukuma mle he?...mpyile bhule ukwimela, ilimela lyatukujaga. A bhahilya busiya,banabukwimba, ikungulyabashashi, bhanang'wanhuzi, bhanang'wagala...
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hivi ndugu zangu! mmeshawahi kumuona MMASAI ZERUZERU?
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Mchaga kapata ajali mbaya ya gari na kuzinduka akiwa hospitalini. Mahojiano kati yake na Nesi:- Mchaga; kwanini nipo hospitali? Nesi; Pole sana ni kwamba ulipata ajali mbaya sana ukiwa na gari...
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Mwl: Tunga sentensi kwa kutumia neno sukari Mwanafunzi: Jana nilikunywa chai. Mwl: Neno sukari liko wapi sasa? Mwanafunzi: Limo kwenye chai.
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Just imagn una fuga mbwa alafu mbwa anakua mvivu kiac kwamba mbwa wajirani aki bweka nae ana sema 'me too'...
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Akina dada napenda mniwie radhi ila hii tabia yenu ya kuvamia fashion inanikera binafsi mimi nitataja baadhi yavitu ambavyo mmekuwa mnashobokea bila yakujigundua kuwa mnadharilishwa bila ya...
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Nan mkali,bac&ban
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Salaam wakuu, Karibuni The JF Rock City Wing. Hii ni kuwaarifu wadau wote wa Mwanza na ng'ambo kuwa, tunataraji kufanya kikao chetu cha wing yetu hii mpya siku ya Jumatano 01.05.2013...
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Duuuuu! Katika pita pita zangu pale buguruni,nimekutana na demu wa jamaa akanitambulisha! Matiti kama kafungia galoni au tikiti maji....
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