JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Nimesubir mpaka bas nikijua wadau waliofika white pat wataweka picha lkn hamna ki2! Jaman 2wekeen picha na ce ambao ha2kuepo 2faudu lol... Km hamtak 2one sura zenu bas weken hata miguu.
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Wadau kutokana na kuibuka kwa wimbi la wanajamvi kutangaza nia na ndoa kila leo hapa jamvini, nimeona ni vema kuwe na utaratibu mzuri ambao utakubalika wa mtu kuufuata ili kuepusha mgongano wa...
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Usiku nimeota nacheza na majoka Mh sasa jioni inafika naanza kuogopa lol! Hii ni ndoto!kwanini napata woga hivi?
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Wanajamvi Marhaba, Mwaka huu Mwenyekiti niko kidijitali zaidi, yaani short and clear, haina chenga. Na mwaka huu naanza kama ifuatavyo. Siku si nyingi hapo nyuma kijana Slave alitangaza nia...
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While playing in the backyard,Ntonku kills a honeybee.His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says,''No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon,Ntonku's dad catches...
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One day a couple was talking and express their feelings...mkaka started... Broza: I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day...
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They say you get into a darkroom you given condoms to have sex with a stranger, you both can’t see each other but can just feel each other and not supposed to talk and after the 2nd round you will...
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Jamani waajamvi kuna mtu kanambia kuwa matahira hawanaga visogo na kwa tathmini yangu nikikutana na matahira naproove hivyo jamani ninyi mnaonaje!?
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kwanza ni muheshimiwa rais jk na mr reginald mengi.si kwamba awajui ila da wanapata shida kuunganisha maneno mfano to to to to zinakuwa nyingi na and and and and, si kwamba awajui ila da!!!
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Zuzu alikuwa anatembea barabarani mwenyewe ghafla akaona ki2 kama mavi akagusa na kidole akalamba,akasema 'eeeh kumbe ni yenyewe,afadhali, kama nilijua sikuyakanyaga'
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There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish. They politely say to each other: "You may choose first."...
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ile hadithi albino ya wiki iliyopita, itaendelea ama imesha fika tamati? maana nakumbuka tuliahidiwa wkend hii itaendelea ila sijaiona.
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Kweli wewe unaesoma hii thread ni noumer, una-beep hadi kwenye skype!!!!
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Nafanya kazi ngumu aka kuli, pia natembea na wanawake wazee. Naombeni ushauri jamani, nimekuwa mtumwa sasa.
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Mlevi alirudi home na kumkuta mkewe akiwa katika bikini moja matata Kinyume na mategemeo ya mke aliyekusudia kuamsha usiku wa malove-davi, mlevi akacheka mpaka mke akashangaa Mke: mume wangu...
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THE HEAVENS—Sources close to God reported Thursday that the Creator of the Universe and Author of Our Eternal Salvation suffered a crippling bout of existential dread this week, lying awake all...
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Katika utafiti wangu mdogo nimegundua kwamba katika jamii yetu ya ki TZ kundi la wanawake wanaoongoza kwa kujichubua ni 1. POLISI 2. .......... Endeleza hiyo list na sababu kama unazijua
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Mzee wa kuratibu! Kama ujuavyo always nimerejea nikiwa msimbe! Ama sijui niseme mjane wa kiume (kama italeta sense kiivoivo). Muda mwingi nilipokuapo Jamvi sijakaaga bila wife on line...
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Nawasilisha, naomba muongozo
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This has to be one of the biggest busts in JF's history. This character went by the names of Mzungumndali and Marry Hunbig. For all we know he/she could have other names in here but I'll leave...
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