Huyu kijana Amedhalilika sana

[Vishu Mtata]

Kwanza hii unequal distribution of wealth.....mschana Don aolewe na kajamba nani? Tayari hilo ni tatizo


Mwanaume Don anaweza kuoa Mwanamke kajamba nani kwao Ngangari dona na bamia na wala sio issue.

Ilitokea siku za nyuma nikiwa Chuo msichana mkali sana, mzuri and was bright, lakini kaliwa sana Mjini sidhani kama kuna tobo lilibaki salama.

Bwana bwana akaja kuolewa na Mwanaume wa ajabu sana. Sijui nini kilimkuta yule dada Mahandsome wote walimkimbia.

Tatizo linaanzia hapo

Ukiliwa sana wajanja wanajua mkuu, ila lazima kuna koro mmoja atakuoa tu.

 

[Bush Dokta]

Ukiliwa sana wajanja wanajua mkuu, ila lazima kuna koro mmoja atakuoa tu.

Wakishaliwa sana huwa wanapoteza soko. Wanamtafuta fala mmoja asiyejielewa wanamganda

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Huyo mama mkwe mwenyewe anaonekana mcharuko balaaa. Hapo Ngosha hiyo ndoa pilot atakuwa mama mkwe ni full kupelekeshwa mpaka abaki fuvu.

 

[and 100 others]

Kataa ndoa hadi sasa wanaongoza kwa point 12.

 

[Bush Dokta]

Kataa ndoa hadi sasa wanaongoza kwa point 12.

Away au Home?

 

[GenuineMan]

Sio single maza kweli?

Sio single mother

 

[Bush Dokta]

Sio single mother

Sawa

 

[GenuineMan]

Huyo mama mkwe mwenyewe anaonekana mcharuko balaaa. Hapo Ngosha hiyo ndoa pilot atakuwa mama mkwe ni full kupelekeshwa mpaka abaki fuvu.

Umeona hiyo, ukimuona mzee (baba wa binti), utaconfirm hicho unachokisema.

tatizo jingine jamaa, muoaji ni mpole sana.

 

[SAGAI GALGANO]

Dr. Cheni kazingua sana

 

[ujoka]

Kama Mimi ndio huyo msukuma navikataa hivyo vitu

Unavikataa kwani umepewe wewe, hio ni zawadi ya mke ,ila wangekua waungwana wangesema vijana wetu tunawapatia nyumba na viwanja ila walishaanza kuivunja ndoa hata kabla haijaanza , na MC ndio kanya kabisa poor choice words alikosa hekima

 

[GenuineMan]

Unavikataa kwani umepewe wewe

Na unavikataa kama na wew uko vzr.

Sio umepanga tegeta chumba na sebule, halafu unakataa eti.
Hapo lazimq kutokee mgogoro.

 

[and 100 others]

Hizo sehemu huwa zinataka maamuzi ya haraka hata kama ni mbele za watu, hapo inapaswa unamuambia hapo hapo "niite kwa jina langu na si kabila langu, na uniite kwa heshima"...

Au mfuate baada ya sherehe, akizingua ni kofi ama mitama, ili kusudi asije rudia kwa wengine...
MCs wana hio tabia kutumia umati kutaka sifa, haangalii we ni mtu wa matani au la!! yeye anataka kuchekesha umati hali ya kuwa anakuumiza na kutumia kama kinga kwamba hata akikuongea vibaya anasingizia ni utani,na huwezi jibu mbele za watu au kufanya lolote.

Will Smith nilimsifu alipomkata kofi CHris Rock...

 

[and 100 others]

Away au Home?

Ligi nzima... hahahahh

 

[GenuineMan]

Hizo sehemu huwa zinataka maamuzi ya haraka hata kama ni mbele za watu, hapo inapaswa unamuambia hapo hapo "niite kwa jina langu na si kabila langu, na uniite kwa heshima"...

Au mfuate baada sherehe, akizingua ni kofi ama mitama, ili kusudi asije rudia kwa wengine...
MCs wana hio tabia kutumia umati kutaka sifa, haangalii we ni mtu wa matani au la!! yeye anataka kuchekesha umati hali ya kuwa anakuumiza na kutumia kama kinga kwamba hata akikuongea vibaya anasingizia ni utani,na huwezi jibu mbele za watu au kufanya lolote.

Will Smith nilimsifu alipomkata kofi CHris Rock...

Hapo kabla hajaenda kupiga picha ilitakiwa amufuate MC na kumwambia "achunge mdomo wake"
Halafu anaenda kupiga picha na tabasamu kama lote.

 

[JF Member]

Kijana kaitwa kama mbwa nihuzuni

Kaokota dodo afu wewe wasema nini?

Maisha ndio haya haya.

 

[Numbisa]

Duh aiseee

 

[Bolotoba]

Kwanza hii unequal distribution of wealth.....mschana Don aolewe na kajamba nani? Tayari hilo ni tatizo


Mwanaume Don anaweza kuoa Mwanamke kajamba nani kwao Ngangari dona na bamia na wala sio issue.

Ilitokea siku za nyuma nikiwa Chuo msichana mkali sana, mzuri and was bright, lakini kaliwa sana Mjini sidhani kama kuna tobo lilibaki salama.

Bwana bwana akaja kuolewa na Mwanaume wa ajabu sana. Sijui nini kilimkuta yule dada Mahandsome wote walimkimbia.

Tatizo linaanzia hapo

😁Mzee baba umenikumbusha nyimbo ya mtoto wa geti kali ya inspeckta haroun
Nimekufia fia nimekuzimia Mia lakini je utaweza kurungamia
"ugali dona na kachumbari🤣

Wakati huo inspeckta haroun anatokea" kajamba nani mikoroshoni"

 

[and 100 others]

Hapo kabla hajaenda kupiga picha ilitakiwa amufuate MC na kumwambia "achunge mdomo wake"
Halafu anaenda kupiga picha na tabasamu kama lote.

Mimi hizi situations huwa sisubiri na sina subira kabisa... hapo umenena vyema mkuu.
Tone ya sauti ya MC inaongea mengi, amemuita kwa dharau.

 

[budebajr]

One man down.

One man down

Kijana hana chake hapo.

Kijana hatakuwa na ile Manhood kwa mkewe.

Trust Me Dear Brother,
They are unpredictable ,
They Fall in Love places u could never imagine,
What turns them on, is quite Far from our thoughts,

U may have money and is not enough,

As a Man U may love & F*** Well is not enough,
U may be honest ,humble and God fearing Man and be boaring to them,

In short "Live it Life as is", No Formular in this asikudanganye mtu yeye anapatia kwake au wake kamuweza no perfection.

(TUISHI NAO) : Act as a fool , learn how they want sometimes even pretend, don't force what we can't change.


Vitabu vya Dini navyo vinatuagiza ai kutusihi tuishi nao kwa akili (Biblia). Sina sana uzoefu na Quran Mwenye Elimu ya Quran aseme huko mambo yakoje... 😊😀

 

[Mpaji Mungu]

Ohooooooo!