Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Numbisa]

Guys nataka kufungua mortuary[emoji1019][emoji1019][emoji56][emoji56]

Just promise me mtakufa please[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] tuinue biashara

 

[Numbisa]

*Dem [emoji1469]‍♀ mwembamba akinitumia picha ya mwili wake..... . Yaan huwa ananikumbushaga biology katika topic ya skeleton [emoji879]......Na Baki tuu kuhuzunika....[emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji19]*

_Mwili hujengwa kwa kula sio kwa make up

 

[Numbisa]

*If a guy takes you out for a romantic date on Tuesday and Wednesday nights this season instead of watching UEFA Champions League, it's Not love.*
*He's an Arsenal or Chelsea fan*[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Every high school has that annoying security guard who acts like the principal

 

[Numbisa]

I was shocked when I heard a fat girl singing" I believe I can fly" my sister that one na mission impossible oo🤣🤣🤣🤣,, have u ever seen an elephant fly before?[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Those of you who call yourself
Mathematicians, How many GRAMS make an Instagram?[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]

 

[Numbisa]

At my funeral there will be no food, only tissues. You came to cry thats all...simple. [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]

 

[olele]

Hivi yule aliyegundua hii combination ya wali na maharage ni nani,

Nataka nimnunulie champagne

 

[maliyamtu]

If girls can easily cheat on soldiers, who carry AK47 [emoji379][emoji379][emoji379],,bombs and grenades [emoji378][emoji378]....Who do u think u are with a laptop and earphones........[emoji442][emoji1522]‍[emoji335]

[emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

GIRL IN A SEX SHOP

Girl: Where is the artificial penis section
Salesman: That corner
Girl: How much for this big Red one ?
Salesman: Sorry Madam that is a FIRE EXSTINGUISHER
Ladies and greediness [emoji23][emoji23]

Faya eksitingwisha [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]...

Ngoja nikavisake vichekesho vingine...

 

[Michael Condrad]

Every high school has that annoying security guard who acts like the principal

That's 💯 true

 

[Kgothalo]

Meta Trader 4

 

[Numbisa]

[emoji23][emoji23]poa boss navisubiria kule au huku

Faya eksitingwisha [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]...

Ngoja nikavisake vichekesho vingine...

 

[luqman luqman]

Meta Trader 4

Aisee mbona unatutisha.. hizi mambo huku hatutak hata kuziskia..[emoji1]

 

[Kgothalo]

Aisee mbona unatutisha.. hizi mambo huku hatutak hata kuziskia..[emoji1]

[emoji38] [emoji38]

 

[Kingfisher]

[emoji38]

 

[Mkuu wa Kibiti]

Hivi yule aliyegundua hii combination ya wali na maharage ni nani,

Nataka nimnunulie champagne

Nikimuona wallah ntamchapa viboko ameleta sababu ya mgomo wa ugali usiku nyumbani kwangu.Tena mwambie nitamteka

 

[Montserrat]

*Nakumbuka mtihani wa la saba unaanzaga kama masihara hivi!*


*19+87=*

*219-45=*

*12×34=*

*59÷7=*

°°°°

*Afu huko mbele sasa kuanzia swali la sita saba hivi, Utajuta:*

*Ndege inatoka Dar saa tatu kwenda chato.Land cruiser VX linatoka chato saa nne kwenda Dar.*

*Ikiwa spidi ya ndege ni 350 km/saa na ya Land cruiser VX ni km 220/saa, na Umbali wa chato -Dar ni km 900, Zitakutana saa ngapi?*

*Sa mi ntajuaje?!*🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂

*Na hizi tochi zote Barabarani, na Matuta, Kuchimba dawa, kunywa chai !!!!*

Swali lako la ndege na VX kwenda na kutoka Chato, limekushushia hadhi kwa kiasi kikubwa, it is as if you were in dreams. Swali halina jibu kwa sababu ndege na gari do not use the same path. Kama NECTA wanatoaga maswali ya namna hii, then they are fools as well.

 

[Numbisa]

Daah umepanic balaa,pole

Swali lako la ndege na VX kwenda na kutoka Chato, limekushushia hadhi kwa kiasi kikubwa, it is as if you were in dreams. Swali halina jibu kwa sababu ndege na gari do not use the same path. Kama NECTA wanatoaga maswali ya namna hii, then they are fools as well.

 

[AMLIGHT]

KWANINI UFE MASIKINI?

BEI YA FIGO NI MILIONI 500-900
UZA FIGO MOJA KWA MILIOMI 700
CHUKUA MILIONI 500 KABETI MECHI 2 ZA ODDS 2.4 MFANO MPE BAYERN WIN NA BARCA WIN
UTAPATA KAMA BILION 2.1
CHUKUA MILIONI 700 KANUNUE FIGO URUDISHIE
UTABAKIWA NA BILIONI 1.4 JUMLISHA NA ZILE MILIONI200 ZILIZOBAKI BAADA YA KUBETI INAKUWA BILIONI 1.6

Hafu mseme sikuwashauri![emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28]