Mahusiano mafupi kuliko yote ushawahi kuwa nayo

[jaap]

Yaani mzeya chips na soda tuu imekunyima mbususu ya single maza...wanajua kugegedana wewe masingle maza

Huyo jamaa hajiamini yani chips na soda kwaajir ya watoto tu zimemfanya akimbie wakati watoto hawana kosa kuwapa vizawadi watoto ni jambo jema

 

[jaap]

Hata mkiombwa badae mnatoa? Si yale yale tu. Kikubwa hamtaki majukumu

Hatutaki majikumu ya mchongo

 

[Mnama]

Ila mademu wanao endekeza njaa wanazingua sana hata mbususu hujatoa mara leo sina chakula, mara mtoto wangu anaumwa si umtafuta babake....mazafanta.

 

[jaap]

Na nyie mbona mkitongoza mchana usiku mnataka ku du

Nitabia ya kimaumbile Mwili unataka wakati wowote ni tofauti na nyinyi wanawake.

 

[Nakadori]

Hatutaki majikumu ya mchongo

Hahah mnakwama wapii?

 

[Nakadori]

Ko kiufupi yalidumu wiki moja tu

Yeah na akatafutiwa sababu akaachwa baaada thorough analysis kufanyika na kuonekana kuyaendeleza utaluwa mzigo tu

 

[Nakadori]

Eeeh acha tu nlimpemda beki tatu bwana mapenzi yalipoanza kunoga si bosi wake akajua aisee akakafukuza kimya kimya na kukapokonya sim ko hakajawahi patikana tena mwaka sasa

Mhh ww utakuwa mwanafunzi wewe

 

[Protector]

Mimi yangu yalidumu masaa matano tu .Kuna single maza mmoja tuko nae mtaani yuko vizuri anafaa kwa matumizi, juzi tu nilimuomba namba yake ilikuwa mchana akanipatia nikamuimbisha single maza kakubali, eti jioni ananipigia simu ananiambia "watoto wako wanataka chipsi mayai na mishkaki miwili" kabla hajakata simu akaniita "mumewangu" kisha akaniambia "uwachukulie wanao na soda" akamalizia kusema "nakupenda sana mumewangu"

Ana wazimu nikamtia bloku kwenye simu mpaka duniani, hata mapenzi hayajachanganya naitwa mume na watoto nimepewa. Mgonjwa kweli huyu single maza.

Ungepeleka tu mzee ukala na mzigo

 

[kelphin]

Mie siku mbili tu jamani, Jamaa yule alikua anapiga simu kama customer care. Alafu cha maana hakuna..mara umekula, unafanyaje, nimekumiss mfyuu ila si kosa lake alikua jobless yaan wanaume fanyeni kazi hata kama kuzibua choo wacheni ubishoo.

Ahsante [emoji16]

 

[kelphin]

Mimi dakika 5 tu nimkutana nae stendi nimetongoza kakubali. Gari ya Gongo la mboto imefika, kaniandikia namba. Kaondoka kupiga simu haipatikani. Mpaka Leo namba haipatikani huu mwaka Sasa

[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[kelphin]

Mimi yangu yalidumu masaa matano tu .Kuna single maza mmoja tuko nae mtaani yuko vizuri anafaa kwa matumizi, juzi tu nilimuomba namba yake ilikuwa mchana akanipatia nikamuimbisha single maza kakubali, eti jioni ananipigia simu ananiambia "watoto wako wanataka chipsi mayai na mishkaki miwili" kabla hajakata simu akaniita "mumewangu" kisha akaniambia "uwachukulie wanao na soda" akamalizia kusema "nakupenda sana mumewangu"

Ana wazimu nikamtia bloku kwenye simu mpaka duniani, hata mapenzi hayajachanganya naitwa mume na watoto nimepewa. Mgonjwa kweli huyu single maza.

[emoji16][emoji16]

 

[kelphin]

juzi tu nimeomba namba nkapewa tukachat kidogo akasema my gas imeishaa hapa yani hata sielewi nafanyajee.... na mimi msg zikaishaaa ghafla na simu sikupokea tenaa 😀 😀 😀

Huna akil[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[rikiboy]

Huna akil[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

😀 😀 😀cheka na nyani uvune mabua

 

[anasbo]

Vipi kuhusu kula kimasihara nayo pia inahesabika?

 

[Don Vito]

Mimi yangu yalidumu masaa matano tu .Kuna single maza mmoja tuko nae mtaani yuko vizuri anafaa kwa matumizi, juzi tu nilimuomba namba yake ilikuwa mchana akanipatia nikamuimbisha single maza kakubali, eti jioni ananipigia simu ananiambia "watoto wako wanataka chipsi mayai na mishkaki miwili" kabla hajakata simu akaniita "mumewangu" kisha akaniambia "uwachukulie wanao na soda" akamalizia kusema "nakupenda sana mumewangu"

Ana wazimu nikamtia bloku kwenye simu mpaka duniani, hata mapenzi hayajachanganya naitwa mume na watoto nimepewa. Mgonjwa kweli huyu single maza.

Hahaha oyaaa [emoji23]

Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app

 

[Tripper]

Mimi yangu yalidumu masaa matano tu .Kuna single maza mmoja tuko nae mtaani yuko vizuri anafaa kwa matumizi, juzi tu nilimuomba namba yake ilikuwa mchana akanipatia nikamuimbisha single maza kakubali, eti jioni ananipigia simu ananiambia "watoto wako wanataka chipsi mayai na mishkaki miwili" kabla hajakata simu akaniita "mumewangu" kisha akaniambia "uwachukulie wanao na soda" akamalizia kusema "nakupenda sana mumewangu"

Ana wazimu nikamtia bloku kwenye simu mpaka duniani, hata mapenzi hayajachanganya naitwa mume na watoto nimepewa. Mgonjwa kweli huyu single maza.

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Tripper]

juzi tu nimeomba namba nkapewa tukachat kidogo akasema my gas imeishaa hapa yani hata sielewi nafanyajee.... na mimi msg zikaishaaa ghafla na simu sikupokea tenaa 😀 😀 😀

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Dejane]

Wanaume wengi humu wamevunja mahusiano kisa kuombwa pesa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Mnafrahisha sana[emoji23]

Wanataka k za bure

 

[Kijukuu cha ngoyayi]

Kuna manzi nilimpuga mbupu uck uck haki ya nani nikikutana nako mchana sikakumbuki sura kbs

 

[knows]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] daah nouma Sana sema huyo alikuwa mdangaji tu