Naomba mbinu (zisizo dhahiri sana) za kumfanya mwanaume akutongoze

[Extrovert]

Yah, ni hivyo kabisa. Mtu unajistukia kwamba sasa huyu hata akinikubali ntaweza kumudu hata kidogo atakachoniomba

Unakimbiza wallet yako tu maana kabla hujaona ndani lazma akutie shoti za maana

 

[Aaliyyah]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 wifi huyu zurie yy asubiri jamaa anapanga pa kumtafunia bado hajawasoma hawa viumbe..!!

😂😂😂Ila kweli

 

[cocastic]

Kwani siku hizi wanaume wanatongoza?? Akikuomba namba ndio tyr ushatongozwa hapo jamaa linakulia timing sema ww una haraka tyuuu.!!!

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] na mie nimewaza hivyoo.

 

[Half american]

Sasa unambania ni sabuni hiyo? Uchoyo tu

Nna sababu zangu za msingi sana.

 

[cocastic]

Hapo akisifiwa, ye akireply aanze kutupia na tu kopa mixer tu emoj mbali mbali tunako hamasisha. Easy tu, uwaga hawakatai hao watu.

Kuna huyo niliyejifunzia enzi hizo za miaka ya TANU[emoji23]
Nilimchanaga Akajibu …. Depal, I’m married.
Nikamuuliza.. kwani ukija unakuja na mke wako?
Akaniuliza unatumia bangi ya wapi nikuletee? [emoji1787][emoji1787]
Nikamwambia cha hapo tu jirani mjini Nairobi [emoji14][emoji14]…
Basi ngoma ya Shenseea ikawa completed.
“You think you coulda get inna my feelings? (Nah)
You couldn't get me fi sekkle down?
Me give you a hit and run..

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] nimecheka hadi machoziii. Una nn lakini wee?

 

[Half american]

Kwani siku hizi wanaume wanatongoza?? Akikuomba namba ndio tyr ushatongozwa hapo jamaa linakulia timing sema ww una haraka tyuuu.!!!

😂

 

[Lamomy]

😂😂😂😂😂 utoe tu vya sirini ndio maana mi nikinyimwa namba sihangaikagi

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Na kwanini unyimwe namba?? Itakuwa kuna sehemu unazembea cazee

 

[cocastic]

Wazee mna stress mnaongea wenyewe barabarani, hadi tunajua machizi

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[cocastic]

Sasa imagine on your mid 20's atokee mshangazi ako 35 plus ile confidence unaitoa wapi ya kumtongoza hata kama unamtaka? Obvious utakuwa unajibebisha tu kwenye sms ila hausemi kile unataka kiwe. I was in that situation kipindi niko Certificate, kuna madam lecture alikuwa anatufundisha Law alikuwa anavutiwa sana na mimi na nilipata kulijua hilo na hasa baada ya kujua nilikuwa zinachaji kuliko wote class. Ilikuwa hivyo hadi namaliza Diploma 2 akawa anakuja hadi nyumbani kumtembelea sister nae alikuwa staff just to see me picha nilikuwa naielewa ila confidence hamna sababu ya age gap.

Wee kwa fix hujambo [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Khaaah

 

[Zurie]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 wifi huyu zurie yy asubiri jamaa anapanga pa kumtafunia bado hajawasoma hawa viumbe..!!

Kujipanga gani hadi mwenzie aahirishe jamani. Tuko nje ya muda hadi sasa😂

 

[cocastic]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] hamna maana nyie, na ukiona mwanamke had kakubali kukupa namba ujue na vya sirini atakupa ni suala la muda..!!
Tena ukichelewa kumtafuta anakutafuta yy kukuuliza mbona hupigi au bando huna??

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Extrovert]

Wee kwa fix hujambo [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Khaaah

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 njoo na wewe ufixiwe basi

 

[Half american]

Panyaaa ulitegwa na ka punje ka karanga🤣🤣🤣🤣

Unatuma mahabaaa unasema nimekosea akajibu okay usijali....what next?? Kwanza ni kujiharibia anajua kumbe kuna mwingine ndio ulikua unamtumia

Mimi alinitumia akasema kakosea, nikasema hapa hapa nishapata pa kuanzia, kumbe yeye alitumia kama mbinu tu baadae ananiambia mbona sijatumia nguvu kubwa kumtongoza, nikamwambia sababu n tayari ulikuwa ushanipenda. Hatukudumu.

 

[Lamomy]

😂😂😂Ila kweli

🤣🤣🤣 eti akatae hawa wanaolamba mpk mikei michafu ya kununua…!!
Yy km haamini amwambie nna ugwadu na mpz wangu yuko mbali, aone km hajamfata hata kwa miguu akajifanye anampa pole 😜

 

[Zurie]

Nna sababu zangu za msingi sana.

Mmhh. Unajitunza? Au ndo you are faithful

 

[cocastic]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] njoo na wewe ufixiwe basi

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] yaan wee kwa fix mbona huna bayaa.
Nimecheka had baas.

 

[Extrovert]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Na kwanini unyimwe namba?? Itakuwa kuna sehemu unazembea cazee

Huwa najua yuko kwenye huba zito, mwanamke akiwa free agent au ana hang bila mtu wa kumzagamua for a while huwa wako vulnerable. Au ikiwa aliyenaye kamchoka ndio huwa wepesi kutoa namba. So sihangaikagi na mtu ambaye hana interest na mimi.

 

[Extrovert]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] yaan wee kwa fix mbona huna bayaa.
Nimecheka had baas.

True story

 

[Mjuni Lwambo]

We nawee. Hebu acha kujifanya Zinjanthropus uliyeanza na dunia. Kwenye mada ya utoto umefuata nini?

Evelyn amekuuliza, umeshindwa kabisa kumuingiza jamaa Kingi?

Yaani na machepele yote hayo umeshindwa kabisa kumfanya jamaa atikise nyavu?

 

[Depal]

Depal umeshindikana😂😂

Kidogo sio sana 🤣🤣
Ambia shost aipe kitu roho inataka, si unajua mambo yenyewe ni YOLO