Kichwa Ndio Mtu
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Sawa bwana. Naona watu mmeamua kwa makusudi kulazimisha watu waende kwa dokta baada ya mbavu zao kuumia.
Kwenye ORGANIC CHEMISTRY,
Teacher: what is alcohol?
Student: Alcohol is the liquid that can make you shake or walk slowly.
Nakumbuka wakati tupo form 2 pale azaboy...walikuja wageni wazungu....sasa si unajua wazee tupo Chimbo...sasa kuna madogo walikuwa kama wamepishana viswahili....sasa wakati wanarushiana maneno...Mara wageni wakatokea wakiwa na ticha mmoja hivi...mzungu mmoja akawauliza what is the matter..??..
dogo mmoja akajibu....matter is anything that have weight and occupie space....ikabidi wazungu waendelee na shuhuli zao...
Tuliwahi kusafiri na Mstahiki Meya wa jiji Fulani hapa Tanzania (jina kapuni) kwenda kwenye mkutano wa kimataifa huko UK (London) sasa kumbe yeye sijui hakuambiwa au alifurahia per diem tu kufika kule waandaji wakawa wanamkumbusha kuwa unapaswa ku-chair one of the session katika mkutano duuh mstahiki meya akaniomba nimsaidie nikamuambia kwa wakati huo ndo nitakuwa nawasilisha pepa (mada) pengine waliamua kumteua yeye maana tunatoka nchi moja iwe rahisi kuni-introduce daah jamaa alipoona haina jinsi ilibidi asepe kiaina hakuonekana kwenye ile session duuh ikabidi nimuombee udhuru nika-act kama session chair kisha nikawasilisha mada/pepa. Sasa baadae jioni namuona kwenye msosi namuuliza mstahiki ulikuwa wapi akadai alibanwa na tumbo la kuhara
The...the....theeeeee....because.....you....know.....but...
Form one hiyo pale Mwanza...demu mmoja alisema " my headmaster is headmistress!" Akiwa very comfortable kabsaaa. Then hapo hapo kwenye question tag..njemba akakurupuka " you took my book, tooknt you?" Ahahahahahha kiingereza hiki!?
Nakumbuka miaka ya nyuma nilishawahi kwenda Interview ya Bank Teller CRDB pale Azikiwe daah sijui ndo kiingereza au uoga maana nilikuwa nikiulizwa swali najibu kwa sauti kubwa kama napiga ADHANA MSIKITINI (Swalaa Swalaa saa 11 alfajiri) mpaka yule HR akaniambia ndugu hebu RELAX hiii sio vita!! si unajua tena umemaliza shule umekaa mtaani kazi huna ghafla uaitwa interview wee nilikremu vitu balaa kufika tu mi natapika hata nisivyoulizwa
Ngoja namimi nikumbuke jamaa alikuwa anawasilisha proposal ya research project yake..ile anaulizwa bajeti akaropoka Three Laki....kizingu cha laki tatu kimepotea mbele ya hadhara.
ha ha ha aha aha aha aha. jamii forum raha sanaSiku moja tupo kwenye seminar ya koz moja inaitwa rural agricultural economy maarufu kama YELLOW BOOK kwa waliosoma SUA wataelewa, basi picha moja ilikua imebandikwa ukutani ikapulizwa upepo ikadondoka chini jamaa kule mbele akiwa na maiki alisema "what is that, ooh the picture drop down without becouse" basi tulicheka sana